ITT: vidya characters you want to have sex with

ITT: vidya characters you want to have sex with

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all of them

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If "Full Dive" VR ever becomes a thing then hoo boi all our dreams will come true.

i regret nothing

you can't have sex with every girl

Noire is the perfect waifu because she has no friends

And girls who have friends usually have their friends act as cockblocking bitches

Best girl, and I would have zero competition.

But, why?

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Any of the GG girls, really, but I want to jam it in Ram the most.

Obligatory.

Also, after playing BotW for 6 straight hours I went to sleep and an incredibly vivid dream about fucking Link in between adventures.

It wasn't gay though since he had a very feminine penis.

More brown girls need to wear those weird bracelet socks that she does. Is there a term for those?

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lol fag

Haha you took the bait

HIGH QUALITY THREAD!

hello roastie

Google says "Open toe half socks". They seem to be for high heels and sandals.

why is a draenei running around with rupees

Great comeback, virgin

All day, everyday

It wasn't bait, senpai. It was just good taste.

Jokes on you I'm a fucking ugly male

Look like I was right on.

Actual mad roastie kek.

>Noire is the perfect waifu because she has no friends
Noire is literally everything I could ever want in a waifu.

>zettai ryouiki
>dark hair
>twin tails
>pale skin

>mfw no Noire to fuck

same

You forgot red eyes.

Shame Uni is objectively 100% better in every way.

Great comeback, fag.

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What's wrong with being a virgin and living for 2D?

You forgot underage

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There are actual real girls you can go out there and try to have a relationship with instead of lusting after drawings and pixels, you know?

You can't live in 2d.