Tfw bird bro turned out to be bird jerk

>tfw bird bro turned out to be bird jerk

He clearly wants the Hylian dick

>falco
>a jerk

Next you'll say OP is gay.

How could they make such a retardedly designed dungeon for Vah Medoh, where you can get to most of the terminals by just jumping out the window?

>tfw bird bro turned out to be a furry

>thought he was voiced by Vic Mignona
>voiced by some random furry
At least his was one of the best voice acting in the game.

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The same guy is the Deku tree and the King IIRC.

What about the white bird? He seemed pretty cool. He gives you a thumbs up when you blow up Medoh.

I liked Revali. I thought he was interesting.

He's barely a character.

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>beat windblight in 3 minutes
>the monster that fucking killed him
>he calls it luck
What a fag

Literally Falco
Literally a village full of Falcos
>Falco Village

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>the player character is by far the most OP ass nigga in the game universe
WOOOOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE'S THE CHOSEN NIGNOG OF THE NAGNIGS OR SOMETHING.

How weak must the Champions be? They were all killed by blights than are easily handled by a not full strength Link.

I wish I had cute birb feets

Mipha is a healslut and Urbosa had to fight Thunderblight with a metal sword and shield

Who the fuck knows. The story needed them dead so they died. For all we know they were meant to be nearly as strong as both Link and Zelda. It's shit consistency then.

It's possible they didn't even have their weapons with them, their respective tribes have them and give them to you, despite the Divine Beasts having been sealed for 100 years.

>he deleted his furaffinity journal of him announcing he was the voice of Revali because you faggots wouldn't stop bullying him

My guess is they got too accustomed to using the Divine Beasts, so when Calamity Ganon took control of them, they were unprepared to fight on their own

boohoo, who gives a fuck?

The way i figured it was more that they were in the control consoles piloting or whatever when SUDDENLY GANON GANK.

But then shit like Daruks cutscene had them control them remotely from the outside.

>he goes onto Furaffinity
>he goes onto Furaffinity for non-porn related eceleb shit

Agreed. Falco was done pretty well and was the only champ aside Urbosa who I could enjoy listening to.

>every day, I stray further from God's light.

Darunia lost to Volvagia and he was considered a great warrior with tons of experience. Plus they didn't have a slate, got sneak attacked, and probably had their concentration on handling the Divine Beasts.

Didnt Zelda say they got trapped in the beasts? That would probably make the champions easier to kill

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Fuck off, he's a bro