What if Zelda was a girl?

What if Zelda was a girl?

Go on

what if Zelda was a boy though?

we already have tons of trap Link images

is this porn?

Shindol
And she isn't a cripple
Guess the rest.

>right handed
worse than traps

It's gonna be a sad fap again, isn't it?

>Those hips

>tfw he won't redraw PIG with a male Link

lefties are legitimately subhumans

No, just a shameful one.

Still new to the block, huh?

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Someone just link it already.
please

Not if you like girls that offer their bodies for favors and Link being Ganons breeding sow

Then i would learn to crack the game and/or the console. Only so i could mod in a hot coffe mod and change the master sword into a dildo.
also i found take breaks evrey 10 mins so i could fap to her character model

(Heavy Breathing)

*smashes head*
pshhh, nuthin personnel

This isn't Emergence-tier of feels, more like...disturbing.

>not "nuttin"
What a waste.

>Japanese and weebs like reading hentai about pigs ogres and fat men fucking pure women

The biggest of cuckolds.

What a faggot
Rule 63 Link is the gayest thing you can fap to

>pure women

Sounds like you read it yourself. Doesn't that make you a cuck too according to your internal logic?

Why is Shindol such a god?

What if Link was a boy?

This. Leave the gross fat pig men to the gays.

What if Link was a slut?

Let's begin.

No, I haven't read it. It's easy enough to assume that shit happens cause I'm not retarded.

>all the weapons are made of top grade 2017-edition Nintendium amiibo plastic
>Frame rate is less than the average age of nintendos target demographic
>Voice acting is worse than my eighth grade school play
>"Enemy variation" consists of recolored textures on the same models with higher DMG and HP
>Xbox 360 tier graphical presentation
>Permits a binary upgrade system (can choose to upgrade HP or stamina) but they force you to upgrade HP in order to get the Master Sword
>you can'tpet the dogs
>You can save the world with guardian arrows but Robbie charges you 90 rupees per GArrow
>The fabled hero of time and Savior of the world is a slower swimmer than my grandmother and he can't even keep his head above the water, a task that even toddlers can accomplish with minimal swimming instructions
>You get funny little balloons you can attach to things to make them float but they only last 7 seconds
>If link is so bad at swimming, why doesn't he use an octorok balloon to keep himself from dying from asphyxiation?
>You need to hold down the attack button to do a heavy attack (in other Loz games, you can spin the joystick and press the attack button to instantaneously do a heavy attack)
>You can mount deers but you can't mount bulls, boars, or caribou
>you can mount and ride deers but you can't keep them as a mount
>You can ride skeleton horses but you can't keep them in a stable like you can regular horses

And above all
>There are dogs
>You can throw weapons
>You can use sticks as a weapon
>You can throw a stick in front of a dog and the dogdoesn't fetch

Defend this.

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>pure women

No, John. You are the cuckolds.

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>If

give the name pls im on work so i can read it later

damn

You haven't fapped at work before?

Wow, what a weak slut.

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Easy.
I don't have autism.

Pig

>sonybrotriestoproveyoucanjustskiptothewholegame.jpg

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The authors name and the name of the doujin have already been posted

couple of times desu

Of course now that its a girl link wont shut the fuck up

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Getting cucked by your work... that`s a new one

>those tits

Guess I should be spoilering these desu

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>this page

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>getting pooped out made my pussy feel hot

>ywn be swallowed by a living fleshlight that transports you to a realm of nothing but flesh and pleasure

It hurts

Finally a good quote to describe how interracial black-on-white looks like.

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>Getting pooped out made my pussy feel hot

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Man, Shindol needs some inspiration. 99% of their shit is the same rape doujin retold. I guess it's working out for them though, so what do I know?

I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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>Getting pooped out made my pussy feel hot

The main reason hes popular at all is because of emergence/metamorphosis.

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It's either the same rape story, or a feels vanilla story. And then he had that one where it was a bizarre mix of both and yet wasn't either.

>There are degenerates in this thread right now who find this anything but utterly repulsive
Seek help immediately.

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Reminder that ShindoL is a US Citizen from QUEENS, NY who made his dream of making hentai doujins a reality.

Support him!

Senpai you haven't seen the worst of his stuff. You should check out his dungeon meshi doujin.

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fuck off you cuck shill

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>that face

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>Shindol made a doujin about Dungeon Meshi

nyet, nie, no, nein
Not gonna click it.

>there are people that don't think pig would be better with a male Link

But I just fapped

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Lauis cooks and eats Marcille.

Pathetic

Absolutely haram

>Lord Ganon's man juices are shooting into my pig pussy

>I don't care one bit...about saving you, Zelda...

Link that my dude

Six pages to go, will we make it before I get banned?

His stuff is all the same. Once you've fapped to one doujin, you've fapped to them all. Good for people super into forced monster breeding/rape/mindbreak/gangbangs, but pretty much it.

Well, I expected it would go about like this.

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The fuck is Midna here for?

yes, mods are waiting too.

What about the ones where he has high-school couples where the guy has a huge dick, and the guy's girlfriend is a hot af femdom bitch?