Giant Bomb Mass Effect Stream

Didn't know this was coming today, wonder if we will see any thing wonky

youtube.com/watch?v=W9fm_54DboE

>"Chat is disabled for this live stream"

SOME

I feel like unsubbing because of this music

Very excited to see this crazy thing.

Don't they have a chat on their site for livestreams though?

Do you think Jeff is bitter at the fact that his coworkers are leaving their dead-ends jobs at CBS to make six figures doing whatever the hell they want?

>"Chat is disabled for this live stream"
kek, they know.

>GB west crew now consists of Jeff, Brad, Rorie and Jason
Rip in pieces.

Chat is disabled on YouTube because it is on their site, not because of any weird motives. Always been that way

Jeff doesn't care about money, but he DOES care when people go against the fám.

Luckily GB West is killing it lately. Just gotta wait for the new hires

Oops I meant East, I'm retarded, cut me some slack.

ready for some hot garbage

im just glad that Dr. Tracksuit returned

fuck drew

Yahaarg

I'm sure we can trust Rorie's taste

dan leaving gb and starting a patreon for eating fast food all around the world even though hes diabetic when???

these body proportions seem weird

Manlet Andromeda

Are Jeff and Brad the only good ones

His head is fucking HUGE

I hate that dumb dog fucking faggot

Think the only thing Jeff truly cares about is having no interference from upper level people at CBSi telling him how to run the website/brand.

I think Jason is okayish

Brad has never been good.

>current year

did everyone get crushed by gravity or something? why is everyone so squished

this is not good

Good on him. It was bound to happen eventually and I'm surprised it took until now.

>ERROR UNKNOWN

Thank God for Rorie bringing up the shitty animation quality,and Jeff pointing out the terrible Voice acting.

>UNKNOWN ERROR

>38 minutes in and they've put andromeda through a meat grinder already

>They're shitting all over it.

This makes me happy.

holy shit its so bad lol

This is my first time seeing Andromeda in action, oh boy...

UNKNOWN ERROR
Seriously?

>Even Brad isn't falling for the hype
You know something must have gone wrong

this fucking game

This game really does look bad, you guys were right

BLUNDER OF THE YEAR

>"the sentences seem so disjointed from each other"

Holy shit, once they mentioned it it's impossible to hear it otherwise. Every sentence sounds like it has no interaction with each other at all.

why the FUCK is everybody like 5 feet tall

>Lets focus on a blank badly textured elevator for 10 seconds

>Giant Bomb is shitting on it
>Rock Paper Shotgun shitted on it

This is Bioware's biggest failure yet isn't it?

all the humans are so small

what does this fucking shit mean

WHY DO THEY LOOK SO MESSED UP

They do. I think the youtube chat is always disabled.

I've only ever seen chat on the site and I've heard Jeff talk about the Beam chat. Assume he uses Beam.pro for home streams and the site.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

>Hyperion power

He is the only thing that would make this game worthwhile.

hahaha those fucking eyes, who the fuck thought this is passable

this looks fucking awful holy shit

>eaware will dye in your lifetime

>THAT KROGAN VOICE

Maybe I'll get this when it's $20 bucks a year from now.....

Bioware dropped the ball hard.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT ALIEN SOUND LIKE A LITTLE LISPY FAGGOT

>That krogan voice actor

What.

What.

Amazing choices. Yes, yes, maybe(yes), and yes.

The Krogan being voiced by a Male Hairdresser will never not be funny to me.

>the salarian sounds like a pakistani intern

Fucking hell this is embarrassingly bad

that walking animation lol

A female Krogan not wearing a face veil??? WTF Bioware, throwing your lore in the trash.

Never give bioware money, they're a fucking cancer.

>Salarian has an Indian accent

It's Kumail Nanjiani...

jesus christ the voice

isnt he voiced by kumail nanjiani?

Well the genophage ain't an issue for that Krogan

Watching this right now makes me appreciate the polacks from CD Projekt Red.

He is.

You'd think Bioware would at least hire a second animator.

Fucking shit, even Male Shepard had more emotion than this.

>HUFF, NOT HOME

>even the liberal sjws are criticizing bioware's choice to make the game's characters less attractive to set more "realistic standards"

Here's the thing, even ugly people don't want to look at ugly people in their fantasies.

I was talking about the krogan. Forgot the name for a moment.

good god

What the fuck is up with this Ms Potato bitch

Holly shit this game looks bad.

this is fucking embarrasing to be honest

it looks fine

I can't, I just can't

>"that reads as broken"
didnt expect as much gold from this stream

Did the previous Mass Effect games have such crappy animations and we just had lower standards. Or is Bioware just lazier?

It's like everyone is a malfunctioning Westworlder.

goatse?

...

>Excuse me
>Ryder?
>IT IS PATHFINDER

TOP FUCKING KEK

THIS CAN'T BE REAL

retard

This is like a bunch of animatronics pretending to be human

Why does the male character look like he's in the middle of a shrug 24/7?

Why are the Turian's eyes so fucked up? His eyeballs clip through when he squints.

20% of that will probably charge back and he'll never get it.
Then Patreon takes a cut - I think it's 30%
And chances are those numbers are going to drop off quickly after a few months - even most of the feminist harpies have lost a bunch of their "patrons" over time.

look at the armpits in the models, they all clip in the torso.

the voice acting is dreadful

I think they are on a similar level but it looks worse because of the higher level of graphics.

FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING

fuck can't unsee

Literally no one ever talks like that. Fucking A Bioware PR, at least make it subtle

>A game about robots including funny little stubby robots has more human characters