DK is Nintendo's best IP. Prove me wrong

DK is Nintendo's best IP. Prove me wrong.

You mean Metroid

Other guy is right, it's Metroid

How did Nintendo of all companies make one of the best sci-fi universes of all time, complete with a female protagonist? Almost seems like an accident

You niggers mean Rusty's Real Deal Baseball

But you're right, OP.

Uhhh no it's Kirby xd

It's Star Tropics. Mike Jones 4 Life.

I like Mario better but DK games are always good

Why is he called Donkey Kong when I am sure he is not a monkey?

I mean hell, his look tells a story of a pirates life of glory.

Trust your eyes man.

Get a load of this guy.

>Mario: normies
>Luigi: betas
>Donkey Kong: contrarians
>Zelda: "I'm a gamer xD!"
>Wario: edgelords
>Metroid: Oldfags
>Splatoon: weebs

Pikmin?

Doesn't exists

Pretty sure there's a 3DS platformer coming

>Fire Emblem: waifufags
>Kirby: Autists
>Animal Crossing: Comfy/"gril gamers xd"

>not zelda

...

spotted the metroidfag

SIn and Punishment

What would metroidfags be then? Oldfags was the only one I could think of

I unironically agree.

>Mario: normies
>Luigi: betas
>Donkey Kong: nostalgiafags
>Zelda: gamrgrills
>Wario: neckbeards
>Metroid: literal babies
>Splatoon: lolicons
>Fire Emblem: waifufags
>Pokemon: children and furfags
>Kid Icarus: weebs
>Kirby: powerlevelfags and casuals
>Pikmin: manchildren
>F-Zero: dead
>Smash: autists
>Yoshi: patricians of the highest order, years of mockery has allowed them ascendance past memes.

>fans of the series with only one good game
>patricians

What was so bad about Yoshi's story, it seemed great at the time, even if I was too scared to let them capture the yoshis

>>Kid Icarus: weebs
Wot
>Pokemon
>Not "children and autists" when IV breeding exists

Uprising is the most weeb shit ever.

SHE

wrong, nerd. Patrician tier platformer coming through

They let Westerners make it, then got jealous like they did over Rare's games and gave it the weeaboo/Wind Waker treatments before moving on entirely.

Japanese shame-society was a mistake.