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It's called swag, white boi.

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I know astronauts use diapers but that girl really needs changing.

God, everytime Bioware shows some footage, whether it's in trailers or gameplay videos, there's always some shit they fucked up.

I don't even. What a shitshow.

I love how they tried to add a little hip sway but its timed so shitty.

how can people still justify buying this?

it's called hiring male motion capture artists to play a female role

men don't have nearly the same gait as women, and can rarely effuse female body language, the that's why Harley has such shit mocap in the Arkham games and why this mocap looks like shit as well.

>someone made this animation and said "yep, that looks just fine"

*somebody's been messing with the ship's artificial gravity again*

shes walking like she shat herself wtf

everything i've seen about this game has been nothing but awful

No, shut up. Female mo-cap/animations will double the budget.

oh lord you can nitpick at least one horrible animation in every single scene of this game

andromeda is the gift that keeps on giving

NO CHANCE

THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT

she is walking like she has to take a shit

>it's called hiring male motion capture artists to play a female role
>female role

Reminder that this is a bioware game and they may have played good o'l switcheroo on you.

watch the webm while listening to this:

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Making this game as shitty as possible must have something to do with tax evasion.

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wait...where do i know that walk from

she doesn't walk like a gay man either, it looks like a gym rat doing an impersonation of a snooty woman.

These voices are awful. I hate everybody on my team.

motion capture animations are so fucking shit

Mass Effect in general has had a few bad animations in the past so this is nothing new. Unsure why people are acting surprised, or shitposting.

Just wait for post-launch for the possible fixes, and maybe it will come out and be decent.

At least the multiplayer isn't shit.

What video is this from?

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I may get it just to see how many horrible animations there are.

If you didn't cancel after Mass Effect 3, you deserved this

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Holy fuck!

Meek Mahahn -mind

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>The average SFM porn webm has better animation

there we go

What do you Syndicate was absolute cookie cutter drivel and Unity was the one with great difficulty and combat. Bugs and story aside its the better AC from a pure gameplay.

Cora is the only fuckable gril at certain angles. Everybody else is SOMEBODY-tier

IT BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME
FOR BUN B TO GET HIS MOTHAFUCKIN SHOT AT THE GAME

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Oh it gets much worse

I have no idea why I put a What do you at the start of that I might be stroking out.

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What in the fuck is wrong with her neck?!

Not to mention the part where Scott pops Sara's cherry.
That's animated terribly.

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>No turning away animation
>They literally just rotate the model and then slide it off screen
Oh my fucking god

nah, i'm good. no patch can fix this piece of garbage.

this shit looks like something a student cooked up for half-credit a day after the project was due

>just a inch to see how it feels

I love how far back her elbows are cocked. Seriously stand up right now and walk around with your elbows thrust back like that. It's hilarious.

They're still shipping though.

Mass Effect Andromeda will have bad animations, and glitchy character models and will still be better than any other game that's released this year.

Lets get this shit started

>bioware

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Inspired by this

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Oh wow...i noticed with the mc, but it happens with all the human characters?
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>the liara easter egg

WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT? THIS SOUNDS SO FUCKING PHONED IN WHY?! EVEN IN ME3 SHE SOUNDED MORE FLUID AND HUMAN THAN THIS! BIIIIOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEEEE!

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Has anyone come across the dreaded nudity yet?

She sounds like she did in ME1, and she was a massive autist in that.

wow there bioware going full diversity by making there only alien races and no hiumans at all

when you see it

I dont even.

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what the FUCK

>bloop bloop

>a patreon-tier SFM animator will use autistic rocket science to calculate every fleshy wobble a dickgirl's hellacious cock makes as it fills up
>Bioware can't even manage to get a female character to convincingly walk away without looking like she just cut a wrestling promo

UP AGAINST A MACHINE TOO STRONG

fucking hell

Literally they spent their entire budget on making it a dating sim and fuck everything else.

It's so obvious how bad they've fucked up with their gay agenda shit. Jesus Christ, it's almost Revolution 60 tier.

audible kek

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Hungy Jose, always hungry.

Um, sexist much?

From which Steven Seagal film is this?

What the...? A ghost...?

>But first lets talk about parallel universes

Bethesda: We make the crappiest animated NPCs!
Bioware: Hold my beer..

>Seriously, many of the systems feel like they don’t just fail to improve on the old games, but are actually worse. The highfalutin new planet scanning James called out is absolutely tedious the first time you do it, so I can’t imagine how it’s going to feel on your dozenth, still portentously slow flight from one planet which might have a satellite orbiting to it to another which might have an aluminium deposit on it. And don’t start me on the Nomad mining. It beggars belief that anyone thought plopping out probes in order to see ore occasionally tick up in a spreadsheet window was going to be fun. No one is going to leave Eos thinking “hoo boy, I mined the shit of that place and it was awesome.”

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>RPS
>GiantBomb
>now PCGamer

Bioware is about to go the Pandemic route, jesus.

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Looking good.

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ? WHAT THE FUCK ???????????????????

She's fast!

>when the fart is wet

Pway pway

there she goes!

Good. They deserve to go out of business after ME3.

Bioware is gonna get bullfrogged and westwooded

O I laffed fucking hard at this

>Friendly remember THIS GAME COMES OUT IN ONE (1) WEEK

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>default Femc is the most attractive character is a sea of monsters
>you can't clone yourself and fuck it
>there is no reason to play this game

That's some druid-tier shit. What is this facial expression supposed to convey?

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Is this the first Anti-Comedy game?