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>shit animation
>shit writing/dialog
>dead eyes everywhere
>stupid plot
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Mass Effect Andromeda
Ian Evans
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Angel Bailey
>>shit animation
>>shit writing/dialog
>>dead eyes everywhere
>>stupid plot
Didn't stop Breath of the Wild from being a Godsend to normies.
Brandon Myers
>Sup Forums hates this game
>It hates it so much that there are 11 threads dedicate to expressing just how much Sup Forums hates it
Jesus Christ.
Joshua Cooper
>durr I hate this game lemme just shill it for free
Fucking kys
Ryder Lee
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Oliver Lewis
>all attention is shilling
who in their right mind pays money for this cancer after seeing these threads?
Asher Gomez
The animation's bad, the writing's bad, even the voice acting is bad.
This salarian is fucking AWFUL compared to Mordin. The Krogan sounds like shit (is it a female Krogan or something? It sounds like an April Fools character)
James Fisher
and to Sup Forums hilariously enough.
Andrew Flores
Why does this game look so dated?
Luis Fisher
Yes it's a female.
Eve sounded more or less the same in 3.
Levi Martinez
Deadly Premonition had more emotion.
Dominic Evans
I pre-ordered it and there's nothing you can do about it, loser.
How does that make you feel? Lmao
Austin Barnes
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Nah man. I dunno if you haven't seen this in a few years but Eve sounds WAY fucking better.
Caleb Jones
>Implying I won't by it, then post it to Sup Forums and watch the delicious autistic rage.
Brody Reed
bioware hires based on SJW views instead of skills.
Elijah Allen
No, Eve was a woman with a husky voice. This is a gay dude.
Gabriel Robinson
MMO graphics.
Brayden Anderson
i'll pirate it, which pretty much cancels out your sale
How does that make you feel? Lmao
Nolan Butler
They don't sound too taken with it.
William Ortiz
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Jack White
>who cares
>never was good in ME to start with
>who cares
>same as above, never had a good plot line
Oliver Rogers
>mfw im downloading the trial now and OP is a fag
Lincoln Roberts
*F2P MMO
Aaron Ward
>Being a poorfag
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Jeremiah Edwards
I'm honestly shocked. I thought MEA was going to be bad but everything shown so far has been beyond my most pessimistic predictions and it just keeps getting worse. This is going to be a bigger disaster than Dragon Age 2.
Lincoln Cook
jesus christ, I guess I was super spoiled by Witcher 3 because this looks like PS2 animations
Kayden Myers
"Oh woe is me, you bought a shitty game"
How am I suppose to feel? You do you man.
Levi Russell
Are her eyes made of porcelain?
Adrian Lopez
I hate when people get introduced this way. and its like "hes the best wrench monkey this side of the galaxy" and the character has like a cigarette in their mouth over a barrel of fuel or something.
Why is it always like this?
Kayden Morgan
is Microsoft Sam the Tempest computer?
Cameron Richardson
>camera holds on ryders face
>expression does not appear to express any human recognizable emotions
it keeps doing this
Tyler Kelly
Sebastian Lee
regarding that trial they're giving: is it 10 hours starting at 5:30 or is it a 10 hours bank that you can play whenever you want?
Nolan Lopez
>this is _______, she can shoot a space racka out of orbit at 6000 clemborts with both eyes closed
>*character mentioned looks up, says nothing, then looks back to her work*
OR
>ignores the character and speaks directly to the introducer "lets see how long this one lasts, they better play by the rules"
WHY!? I hate that shit its so gross.
Camden King
why is he such a humongous faggot?
Jonathan Sullivan
Second one looks like the protagonist is super baked and someone is trying to explain something that she wouldn't even understand sober.
Parker Johnson
JUST
U
S
T
Eli Reed
>dad dies
>lol whatever
Logan Williams
Their faces look blurry lol
Isaac Gutierrez
Aww was the switch too expensive for widdle poorfaggot?
Sorry you're buttroasted you can't afford to play the best game of all time, mate.
Jace Moore
>mary sue biotic was an asari commando
HOLY SHIT YOU CANT MAKE THIS DUMB SHIT UP
Jaxon Garcia
>that broken DoF
Jayden Stewart
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Nicholas James
these animations are literally worse than in me1 10 years ago
what the FUCK
Aiden Green
What I love is that she looks like she just came out of a Tarantino film. Even have the lazy italian eyes.
Aaron Jenkins
Bethesda are better than this ffs
Jose Cox
hes even more awkward than me
>that hand placement
Levi Reed
BIOWARE(tm) QUALITY!
Robert Cruz
they are absolutely shitting on the game lol
Josiah Rivera
>False equivalence
Stay poor, poorfag.
Kevin Cruz
alt+0153
you're welcome™
Austin Bell
No that image is exactly correct. Im saving it for later use.
Elijah Ward
What I really cant take seriously about male ryder is that the fucker wears fucking dancing shoes. You cant be any gayer than that
Luis Thompson
BOTW still manages to have better animation than Andromeda
Elijah Rodriguez
No, it's not, there is no equivalence between buying a game you don't like and eating shit. If this was any other board I'd sad that I had to type that, but being Sup Forums I've come to expect it.
Jacob Reyes
I'm glad that after getting so many high quality games from the past few months we finally get a chance to relax and enjoy the schadenfreude of a AAA trainwreck again.
Brody Collins
>I'm doing something that isn't fun doesn't feel right and sucks
clearly you don't know what an analogy is.
Henry Reed
BIOWARE™ QUALITY
Robert Hill
Whats he looking at?
Why do they all have mad eyes?
Luke Williams
what expression is this supposed to convey?
Asher Baker
it's like christmas for Sup Forums
Jeremiah Cox
Heh, see this game? Its my favorite game ever, its so much fucking fun, and its educational so I can learn!
It only cost me $2000, so it was pretty cheap too!
Oh? You can afford it? You think its not worth the price?
>YOU THINK ITS SHIT?
WELL FUCK YOU POORFAG, LOL, ENJOY YOUR SHITTY GAMES, IM PLAYING ELIS LADDER, HAAHAHAHAH
>poorfags will never learn
Bentley White
How come the female Ryder delivers the lines so much better than her manlet brother?
Charles Perez
I thought frostbite games supposed to look good
Andrew Morales
It's fascinating how they can butcher Frostbite like that, even Need for Speed games weren't this bad with it
Isaac Campbell
>you father..is dead?
> :^)
What the fuck?
Elijah Thomas
Clearly you don't know what false equivalence is, an analogy requires some correspondence between the two situations playing a game and eating shit have, quite literally, nothing in common. Holy shit I just remembered why I've not been back here in 3 years.
Aaron Peterson
Uncanny valley effect: Andromeda
Brody Jones
Giving it too much credit.
Anthony Edwards
>Uncanny valley
more like: shitty unskilled SJW studio: their game
Oliver Nelson
>Mass Effect Andromeda Anonymous 03/15/17(Wed)18:27:59 No.37061
why the fuck are you losers so obseessed to shit on a game THATS NOT EVEN FUCKING OUT YET?
you cucks gonna kill yourselves when it comes out and ITS REALLY FUCKING GOOD
Jordan Davis
How about you try to say something nice about the game for a change?
Dominic Lopez
i keep saying that : their dev don't know how to make eyes, while everyone does since 2013.
Ryder Anderson
No, I'd be pleasantly surprised. But so far, what I've seen has left me very concerned.
Asher Campbell
so what makes the "pathfinder" supposedly special anyways?
Matthew Reed
No the equivalence is from buying a game you know to be shit and eating shit.
Silly.
Ryder Allen
The VFX work is pretty good.
Juan Gonzalez
The game is a reaction face gold mine.
Jack Williams
Lets hire women who got into gaming in 2007 - 2008 with zero talent because diversity quotas effect.
Leo Lopez
I like the gay Krogan.
Elijah Perry
Uncanny valley is when it is ALMOST life-like, but not quite, which creates an unsettling feeling.
This is just bad graphics that look like they came from 6 years ago.
Juan Powell
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Hunter Rogers
>he doesn't want to go deep sea exploring again
What's the matter faggot, hate fun?
Lincoln Sanders
The messages you can read are ok
Angel White
She's not even looking at him.
Liam Davis
was she distracted by something? or did she have a stroke?
Robert Sanders
>Face presets so I can't even bring back Tyrone Shepard
Dominic Foster
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Carter Allen
If it's anything like the BF1 trial, the latter
Christian Ward
The exploration and customization are steps in the right direction. Compared to ME2 & 3, I mean. No idea if these features will be good in the game, but the fact that they're there at all is a welcome change.
Thomas White
Shitting on Bioware threads are the only reason I come here
Watch all the tumblr newfags get upset
Jose Barnes
Sweet! I remember that game! Elementary school rocked.
Blake Walker
The combat does look kinda fun.
The jetpack is nice.
Dylan Gonzalez
>tfw you will never hate a game you've never played so much you need to bring up how much you hate it in every unrelated thread
Ethan Morris
not a fan of the jetpack animation desu
Ian Morris
>exploration
SEVEN PLANETS
E
V
E
N
Benjamin Ramirez
It's identical on the Wii U, which you can get for sub-200 faggot
Isaiah Cook
>bioware
>fun
Yeah nothings more fun than having a buff hispanic faggot cry on my shoulder about his dead husband and then immediately hit on me
Chase Watson
You get an A for reading comprehension.
Evan Rivera
I'm fine with that number as long as those seven planets have big areas with lots of stuff to do.