What's your favorite AVGN episode?

What's your favorite AVGN episode?

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One when he gets cucked

>getting cucked out of your own channel

He ok?

What ASMR do you think James watches?

Feeling old, Sup Forums?

What four-letter word best describes AVGN?

nerd

It was only 10 years ago, so no.
I'm still young and dashing.

TAKE

one of the haloween specials where he covered castlevania series (there were like 3-4 episodes).

Shit
Piss
Puke
Fuck
ASSS

The same people that watched AVGN would watch Pewdiepie if they were kids today.
Same shit different names.

the one where he cucks himself

I watched his vids for years and knew nothing about James. I thought he was atleast a bit like his Nerd character. But then couple of years back I saw that photo with him and his disgusting ass wife with that tattoo on her arm and something in me broke

The dialogue in Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the best.

first post best post

probably his earlier work, something like the ghost busters shit

youtu.be/-IV8hCvsXy0?t=5m3s
>you argue with people that think this is even remotely funny

bald

>Publicy admitting you're underage

I think the Die Hard episode is probably the best one, it just has so many great jokes and he rips on the game perfectly without it ever feeling forced or "doing it for the fans".

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre episode is a key episode, it's so overlooked, and I used to overlook it because I usually hate "sketches" and stuff people shove into reviews but it's just so well done in that episode.

Wait a second. He's 20.

Damn......

>people find this shit funny
>same people shit on pewdiepie

...

MINE CRAP

Double Vision
Nintendo Power
or
Castlevania Series

Reminder

I haven't seen an AVGN vid in ages, but whenever he's brought up, he gets called a cuck.

Is it because of this?

>two of the same exact tape measures exist in this world

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New age AVGN isn't funny at all, which is weird because he says some funny things on his normal videos.

Maybe he forgot what made the character work or he took too many comedy advices from redittors, I don't know.

nice.

I've watched Die Hard and Sega CD / Sega 32x the most (I wanted those two Genesis expansions back in teh day but couldn't get them 'cuz I was a poorfag)

It's because of pic related, then afterwards he went and made the shoehorned black side character in his movie get his love interest.

YOUR

>Look like a real life gremlin
>Think having a big dick makes it better

Reminder that Mike Matei is a retard

he can't even play BotW properly

The one where he gets cancer and dies

Holy shit.
I didn't watch for quite some years now, this is prime cringe material

The girl in the movie wasn't his love interest. Quit regurgitating things you saw on Sup Forums.

Probably the Castlevania episodes

How bad is he at it? Did he and James like it at least or did they cry about not being like the old ones?

So.. he wrote a movie where the main character gets cucked. Guess that's fine with me. Still my nerd.

oh, what

why don't he just take some hair growth pills to recover all his lost hair?
is he fine balding?

I'm not sure I'm interested in dying my hair, even though I've been greying since ~22. What's wrong with getting old?

I think the older ones are funny because he ahs a genuine connection to them so has something to say and says it in a funny way, where the newer ones are him reacting to something new or trying to write some material for something he has heard about.

>there are people literally making millions of dollars just by playing videogames and I'm just sitting here on Sup Forums

well mike can't just stop yelling "WHERE IS MY MASTER SWORD, WHY WEAPONS BREAK? " and shit like that
also he throws really good weapons and doesn't care, bad at dungeons and shrines, can't stop referencing Zelda1
hes bad

James is ok

>dying
???

>tfw bootsy lost his job because the behind-the-scenes guy wanted a starring role

>First paragraph talking about herself
>Second paragraph is SJW shoehorning
>Third paragraph is an advert for the film
>Fourth paragraph is talking about herself
Love how much she enjoys her marriage...
What a fucking cuck.
How can he manage living with this narcissistic cunt?

seems about right. There's no way they put Ryan in the videos because of his looks, personality, or humor. Its because he does other shit in the bg

>Not his love interest

So, the part when they were playing Stadium Events was nothing? The chemistry they had? He just threw her to the black guy at the end who had no chemistry together just to appease his wife.

You don't need to talk about your partner and wedding when introducing yourself. what are you on about?

thanks; dyeing.

It's Mike's channel. James is just the face of AVGN.

His Castlevania miniseries was enjoyable and informative.

I did not talk about that
I'm talking about growth pills

proof? I thought it was at least 50/50

This is when I stopped watching.

shit bootsy is the one of the coolest motherfucker. ryan gives me creeps. he looks like the typical nice guy

>IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR DICK IN A CHEERIO

>mfw cracking up because I vaguely remembered how he said this

Every time Cinemassacre comments it's always from Mike. He used to add "Mike here!" but everyone knows by now.

FUCK
Nah I'm just kidding the word is
SHIT
Nah I'm just kidding the word is
POOP
Nah I'm just kidding the word is
PISSssssss

DAE think Ryan sorta comes off as rapey?

So at the very end? lol

I try not to think about it, but he does remind me of her.

Hey guys! Can I play?

>Silver surfer
>Silver shit

That delivery never fails to make me smile

What chemistry? That was just a shitty sex joke. No one had any chemistry with anyone in that film.

nope

Stop. Fucking stop. The only reason why you guys are calling him a cuck and assuming his wife fucks other men, and that Mike is taking over his popularity, is all because he is balding.

STOP. FUCKING STOP. My hairline is receding. IF this is all because he is balding, and I myself am balding, then I swear to fuck I will commit suicide tonight. I will broadcast it.

>Sega CD episode
>girl screams
>"God, SHUT UP!"

Never fails.

youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00
>Maybe I just want people to look at me like I'm the life of the party.
>Without my movies I'm nobody really, but I made 100.
I respect James a lot.
He was honestly one of people along with Screwattack back in the day that got me so heavily invested of video games of old and new.

...

>Leech off of James to the point where you're mildly known to start your own stuff
>Mike realizing that people don't like him as much as others
>Cut them off to get all the spotlight for yourself
Mike is a parasite. That's all I see him as now.

gonna start from season 1 and watch it all anons
just wish i still had my dvds for bonus content

any YT channels that have the OG uncut episodes?

>I just can't believe what I just saw!
>I KNOW, THIS GAME SUCKS ASS!

>Kick 'Based' Bootsy off Cinemassacre for his alleged political tweets
>mfw if jontron will be a guest in a future Cinemassacre video

...

>DAE
This is reddit lingo right? I dunno what it means but please never say that again.

Look for the oldest/extended uploads, except for Wally Bear and the No! Gang, which has an extended ending, and the Virtual Boy episode with Jack Bros. Super Mario Bros. 3 originally had a long review of The Wizard coming before the game, but it was cut, the ROB the Robot episode with the original music is up on nico nico

Those are the ones from the top of my head, I'm almost certain that the movie-based games reviews on the DVD cut out the footage from the films to avoid copyright infrigement.

BROWN
R
I
C
K
S

WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

I used to watch the old AVGN episodes a lot in the early years. I really liked his The Dragon in My Dreams short, and his horror movie reviews. You can tell his real passion is in old classic horror, I would have liked to see him do a project like a horror movie rather than the AVGN movie.

they did, because i own them and i know that.
its small shit too, but its how i remember when those episodes were first seen when they were new.

to think, i've been watching avgn for 12 fucking years now and so much shit has changed since then.

>I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT A COOKIE

>ALALALALALALALALAHHHHHHHHHHH

What did then 32 year old Mike Matei meant by that?

lurk more

SUCKS MUNKY FUCK.
SUCKS MUNKY FUCK.

bootsy made this video in college. pretty damn good. i hope he does well outside of cinemassacre and i'm interested in what he does next. seems like a creative dude

>James reviews Dragon's Lair on the NES
>talks about Don Bluth but only the films he kinda worked on when he was still with Disney, even though Dragon's Lair came out 4 years after he'd left Disney, done a short film and Secret of NIMH
Not even mad, just perplexed, not even The Small One, his proper directorial debut at Disney is mentioned, but Robin Hood, The Rescuers and Pete's Dragon? He was literally just an animator for those

>bootsy is a forbidden topic at the cinemassacre subleddit
>look it up
>it's mikey who runs it

damn, this is no game grumps. something DID happen this time.

brown bricks

>lol

Stopped reading there

>there
Didn't go any further.

>further
ceased to view your post after this point

Mario Paint

So at the very end? lol

>point
no point in wasting my eye muscles and brain processing power past this.

You neckbeards should know that Ryan is a married man.