How the fuck do I score the 4th touchdown. This game is fucking broken

How the fuck do I score the 4th touchdown. This game is fucking broken.

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>try to leave house
>unskippable Marcy Darcy prompts
make it stop

>mfw getting the secret nude scene with kelly bundy
i miss big 90s hair and bush

>had countless opportunities to rent this game when I was a kid
>never actually did it

What am I missing, lads?

>tfw unlocking secret kelly cheerleader outfit

Is it worth joining the No Ma'am clan?

>Marrying children
What is this pedophile shit?

>what am I missing

Fun and feels.

yes but you need to beat the landwhale boss
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*Blocks your path*

>I unironically believed that's what the title meant, because Al and Peg acted like children or something
Young me was dumb.

>So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.

*becomes god amongst men*

Al was fucking based

The older I get the more he speaks to me.

Cringey. This was written by a basement-dweller of thirty fucking years ago.

Is it worth paying for the playable Jefferson DLC pack?

>you pudding of a woman

lmao, that applies to so many of you faggots on Sup Forums

>complete the final level
>the game was all a dream

Okay reddit.

Oh hello Ms. DeGroot, how's your car been lately? Or did you learn to eat those too?

>it's a Seven escort mission

That's what you get for playing Peter Jackson's Roseanne The Videogame of The Movie.

You and me both.

>A speech written completely about working a job you hate, and having a life you hate.

>Written by a basement dweller.

Pick one and only one. That type of insight only comes from living it.

>"Women are like dog turds, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up"
words of a wise mother fucker, Al Bundy

What, would you rather play Steve?

>DLC on an snes gtfo of my thread.

>he never moved to Japan just to be able to buy a Super Famicom and connect it to the Satellaview system and get downloadable Married... with Children games via radio broadcast

>Al's life was meant to be a miserable joke
>Lives in fabulous opulence in 2010 terms

Who should I main?

>Did you miss me Al
>With ever bullet so far
Game actually makes fun of the fact that you have shit aim.

Anyone else doing a Bud only challenge run

Alright so I abandoned my Football job class and respeced as a Women's Shoe Salesman as I needed more cash late game.

How hard is it for me to change classes again?

>I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman

But his wife was hot

You say that, but you're not married to her

You fucked up. You're stuck as a shoe salesman for the rest of the game.

Does doing a Grand Master B run count?

keep every big 'uns magazine you find, do not throw them away or sell them, you will need them later

>Actually went and bothered to watch the final episode of Roseanne

PURE ANGER

Daily reminder that married with children was seinfeld for low brow scum

I miss the days when you could openly insult land whales and sjws and not get nasty things told to you :(

>not being a sitcom idort and watching seinfeld bundy and frasier

Im sad this shit would get everyone one the show fired nowadays

>Married with Children & Simpsons are to blame for the rise of Fox and their bullshit media """"news""""

Fuck, monkey paws are some powerful bullshit.

>frasier

Oh my god

anyone have the story about how Marcy's actress didn't invite Ed O'neil to her gay marriage because she was afraid he will mock her

Let me ask you this, is it isnt?

That one big cake heist mission

Fuck this game, haven't gotten past Kramer's disc.

dammit user
you can't have this thread made, 99% of Sup Forums won't get the fucking jokes!

I bet you fags never beat kramer's scavenger quest

>Fox is the problem news station.

lol its cute how people think Fox news is the dangerous one.

the fact that you need to complete the Bob Sacamano quest to get the best ending is a bunch of crap

You're literally the personification of why the liberal mentality is completely out of touch with the reality of the world.

this, fox news might be for uneducated americans, but CNN is shoving pro war propaganda 24/7 on every burger, from gas station workers to SJW college students

Its hilarious how short the memory is of individuals during 2000-2008. Why, it's almost as if every media conglomerate is owned by the same handful of individuals who flip the 'propaganda' switch on MSNBC/CNN/FOX when it pleases them. In '01-'08, Fox was Propaganda machine central. During Obama's administration, all of his actual moral and ethical failures were NEVER publicly discussed and he got a free pass from essentially all the media in comparison to previous presidents.

This entire new media debacle is a bread-and-circus show for the plebeians.

>Ed O neil goes from MwC to Modern family
>Hot wife in both

How does he do it

>I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman
Katey Sagal was milf kino. That 80s bimbo bouffant instantly makes my dick diamonds.

Yeah but he's talking about Peg not Katey

>tfw born too late to sleep with 80's cuties with big hair and long legs

Damn that was so honest.

>find god's shoes
>DRM makes them shit if the game thinks you pirated them

Date a metal head girl I guess. They still wear their hair big these days.

Elephant in the room, Peggy looks like a dude.

>Friends
Not even once

>le on a break show

trash

What.

She's literally known for her boobs.

I completed the Lomez and Franklin Delanor Romanowski quests, but completely missed the Bob one

>he didn't grind for Sacamano coins to buy all the items

>tfw have a vivid memory of jacking off to that one scene with Peggy in red lingerie
>still don't know if I dreamt that episode or not

>not playing this clever gem instead
Plebs the lot of you

It turned out the pigman was real.

>it's a Niles mission

>Playing the inferior SNES version
>Not the SEGA CD version