Kirby has just absorbed you, what ability does he get?

Kirby has just absorbed you, what ability does he get?

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Crossdressing

Graphing and solving absolute value inequalities.

Been there, done that.

No power. He just immediately kills himself.

sloth

crippling depression

A decent singing voice, I guess?

Hes now a dumbfrog poster.

Sounds overpowered

A sore throat.

Acid reflux

A huge schlong

a flu

lethargy

an itchy skin

He can fuck his twine game into a lucrative patreon

The ability to get another erection shortly after cumming.

The ability to suck dick and like it

nothing but at least I'll finally be star...

a vore fetish

Being twink

pics?

he is good at stealing stuff of people and hiding

Crippling depression.

The ability to make a comfortable living doing next to nothing.

None, he already eats too much.

Badumtss.

;-;

How do you do it?

phimosis

He shills games for sonybucks

The ability to feel no shame

Brain cancer

retracting weenie

subhumanism

BOOST POWER

...

This. He falls asleep, but he also abruptly wakes up multiple times for no apparent reason.

the ability to screech

autistically?

an expiring liver and a growing inability to care about the future

The hell?

Speedreading.

Shitposting.

the ability to make your family look down on you.

i opened this thread expecting this answer, thank you user

Crippling depression. But near-perfect spelling and grammar as a bonus.

the ability to be a college graduate with a decent job from a family full of dropouts and junkies.

should i cosplay as zero two or swordsman dark matter

The ability to severely annoy your superiors in the company by continually, in a passive aggressive manner, pointing out what they are doing wrong.


How I have not been fired yet is beyond me, as I've been told everyone in middle management hates my guts.

It's a thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)

how would you even cosplay as zero two?

diabetes and autism

Painter, either that or nothing.

Oh it's that mental disorder.

»»The syndrome occurs worldwide, and mass hysteria of genital-shrinkage anxiety has a history in Africa,...««

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Voluntary Nystgmus

underage pls go

hair growing under my skin and getting trapped, needing surgical intervention to remove.

how's eighth grade?

im sure its doable id just have to use a lot of pipe cleaners

A giant penis.

The seafood shits

Didn't know this was a thing until now. But I guess there's a psychological condition for almost anything, really.

lack of a will to live and lack of a will to die

>Reading this and clicking around eventually led me to find out something I have but didn't know had a name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

Well. Learn something new every day.

an eating disorder

extreme autism

irritable bowel

The knowledge that he could be doing something pretty awesome but the inability to get motivated to do it.

Also general sexual confusion.

Crippling Depression

Legs and arms

Getting off to Kirby.

you sick bastard.

Nigga fuck you.

Extreme creativity.

Excellent math skills.

Glowing self confidence.

Willingness to approach new ideas without compromising core beliefs.

Having good taste.

...

Kirby girls?

Bravo Kirby You're Now Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor. Now, What Happens When I Absorb You? Your move.

syphilis

Music composing, writing, sporting vidya developing and languages.
Sadly, all his gold drops to 0.

Depression.

can't get hangovers when drinking

To be apathetic no matter what the circumstances are.

the ability to compare his mental state to food semi-effectively

The ability to type 120 WPM.

And crippling depression.

sing me the sentence

"THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER" please

Mediocre computer repair skills and the ability to stretch a fart out for a hilarious amount of time

source?

The ability to play piano kinda okay

yowesephth on e621

thanks.