Why haven't you bought Kass' game yet? His game is being hailed as one of the best video games of all time...

Why haven't you bought Kass' game yet? His game is being hailed as one of the best video games of all time. You have no excuse NOT to buy Kass' game.

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Why are his eyes so hypnotizing

>best game ever
>7.6

Nope.

I don't get how Kass is attractive to some people. Like at all.

Leave my thread.

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>you will never spend a night out camping alone with the bros

>Side character became arguably the most popular
How will Nintendo respond?

>popular side character
>in a Zelda game

You'll never see him again.

With a Kass amiibo, followed by his own rhythm game spin-off series!

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>Donkey Konga-esque game with an accordion

please god yes

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oh boy, another thinly veiled furry thread.
Great.

Some people or 90% of furfags just have shit taste, user. It can't be helped.

Isn't this a male bird?

>tumblr and e621 filenames
Take it to For fuck's sake.

>3 triangular pieces of gold underneath the blue part
Is that a Wind Waker reference?

Yes

This thread's pretty gay.

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>taking the time to enter the thread, look at the pictures, and post in it
>recognizing e621 filenames
Do you have something to tell us user?

He caught you red handed user.

Kass's, not Kass'.

And just for all of you who clearly don't know, he has a wife and 5 daughters.

I would say 9.5.

>And just for all of you who clearly don't know, he has a wife and 5 daughters.

>Kass's, not Kass'

They're pronounced the same and mean the same thing.

There's literally no proof that he is the biological father of those 5 kids.

They look NOTHING like him.

>implying i have the $$$ to buy a $60 game and $400 system solely for the handsome bird
what kind of job are you working that enables you to do such a thing

They're chicks. He calls them his kids. If you talk to them, they say, "Daddy's home."

He's a straight married bird. I'm sorry, user.

Are Kass fags bitter that the Zora guy wound up stealing all his thunder?

Furry shit

I pirated the game and bought the amiibos.

s-shut up

only i can call him daddy

The Rito in this game are too sexy.

I don't get how.

I s-swear I'm a straight non-degenerate.

So do the Rito men wear pants? Or are there legs just white? I can't tell if ravioli and Kass are pantless or not.

This is important and needs an answer.

>He's a straight

I unironically love Kass.

Do you think there's a six-pack under Kass's feathers?

I want to travel the world with Kass and listen to his music.

But a harmonica would be better.

Don't worry. That's normal.

I'll give you one chance to explain why Kass is supposed to be ugly.

>Tfw the first time I saw Kass is when I got interested in BotW

> and they'll spitroast you like you deserve
life is truly suffering

Birds are shit tier.

Not wanting to fuck Kass is normal.

Finding him unattractive? That's a little iffy. He's clearly fit, has exotic colors, no blemishes of any kind, looks soft and welcoming, and has pretty, feminine.

If you think hes unattractive, then what are you? Just total garbage?

Hey, fuck you buddy.

*pretty, feminine eyes

I have to wonder, do ritos use makeup of any kind or are they always that fabulous looking?

Thats not an explanation.
Thats just bad taste.

I kinda doubt that pattern around his eye is natural.

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With a wife and a bunch of children.

Feathershit.

I just want to be held in his big comfy arms

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Good taste.

>implying Kass isn't a bi closet case

youtube.com/watch?v=52hR5SrNcao

Kass and his wife's children singing together are fucking CUTE

Why isnt that up on the usual site?

They knew.

Haven't seen most of toomanyboners stuff on e621. Check his Tumblr.

Will do stranger.

>that quest where kass literally tells you to get naked

Is this game so bad that furfags have to resort to talking about the bird they want to fuck instead of the game?

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There's already a BotW thread, stop shitting up the catalog with these threads.

>he's married
I now know the pain of everyone who wanted to fuck Professor Kukui when Sun and Moon was released

Oh like didn't just hit 500 posts.

Have a rare Kass.

Because as attracted to him as I am I don't think it's healthy for me to obsess over someone who's not real.

I want him to hold me and protect me and pat my head but that will never happen so what's the point of even trying to dilude myself.

Hey, like 99% of Sup Forums does it.
Not over Kass specifically, but over some 2d girl.

The leather club's two blocks down
The constant Kass spamming ruined the small affection I had for him.The new hotness is Lynel.

Help me I want to bone this bird
Also Kass reminds me a lot of Keaton, which I like.
help me I want to bone Keaton too

This thread is a prime example of a fanbase being bad enough to influence others not to play the game.

Why is it that at any given time time, there's a thread about the game, and then someone deliberately makes a thinly veiled furry thread about it?
Can one of you faggots explain? Please?

The fuck is wrong with you?
isn't even about video games at all and you chose THIS thread to bitch in?

That doesn't make it any less unhealthy or delusional. Maybe there's someone like him out there, but I doubt they would ever be interested in me, even if I met him.

>IP amount didn't change after both these posts
don't you have something better to do than watch grown men sperging out about a virtual bird

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Yiff in hell furfags, nobody cares about your shit fetish

Better post some good Accordeon music.
I want to listen to this instrument now but don't know what is considered good.

Im fine with that. Im not petty enough to dislike a character just because someone decided to post pictures of him like youre doing. That would be really stupid.

Shit nigga I dont know. Why is that when I wanna talk about Nier some faggots gotta devote their lives to 2B waifu shitposting?

Learn to hide threads and fuck off

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But user, Sidon is Groose reincarnated.

That's more like it, much better than that faggot bird

Does anyone want a semi-lewd Moblin image I found?

sure

if i flip the pizzas mr aziz will flip out

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I need a collection of Kass Images.
I like him

OOOOOOH NOOOOOOO
DR. CONNOR'S CLASS
I GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN WHAT I WAS DOING I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT

Why the fuck do furries spam their fetish everywhere like this? Is obnoxious as fuck and I don't see what they get out of it. I often suspect furfaggots don't really have a fetish for fucking animals and actually just have a fetish for annoying people by acting like as much of an autistic fag as possible and animal people just happens to be a sufficiently weird and annnoying thing to obsessively, openly lust for

I want to cuck his wife!

What youre ding would be like if I went into and asked why I cant talk about Final Fantasy without waifufags.

Youre a dumb faggot.

I don't have a dedicated Kass folder just yet.