It's one in the morning, why are you still shitposting on Sup Forums?

It's one in the morning, why are you still shitposting on Sup Forums?

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It's 11:30PM

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Fucking this. Besides me not wanting to sleep right now, I'm talking to people I haven't been in contact with in forever and I'm planning on playing some games later

Just finished masturbating to a BLACKED video and I didn't feel tired so here I am unfortunately

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What games do you want to play today, Sock? Gee user. I don't feel like playing games and rather waste time on an anime free community website.

Because I'm pissed off, sleeping pattern is fucked, and gf is as dumb as a rock and I'm getting real sick of her shit.

>tfw 3:50AM

Im sure nobody has to tell you what you must do.
Roll the dice again and dont get your dick in crazy.

its 9pm here, im wasted and about to go to bed, gotta be up for work at 4am. Thats why Im still shitposting.

>usually sleep through alarms
>if I don't, I just pick my phone up and hit the dismiss button before I'm capable of coherent thought
>finally set a loud as fuck alarm that I have to get up walk across the room to turn off
>it does its job, but I'm almost literally a different person when I wake up and I just turn it off and go back to sleep anyway
>wake up at 4 PM yet again and hate myself even more

How am I ever gonna fix shit like this? It's not like "oh I'm not a morning person, gotta get my extra 5 minutes haha", it's practically an entire different personality when I wake up early. My entire life could be hinging on me waking up at a particular time but if I haven't had enough sleep yet I won't give a fuck.

If anyone can relate please help, this is destroying my life.

set like 100 alarms 1 minute apart you will get sick of dismissing them and just get up. Thats how i was able to start waking up at a normal time

allowing yourself to become close and vulnerable to another human being isn't worth the trouble

Fuck off faggot, come back at the right time.

Stop fapping everyday, sleep more.
Dont eat heavy when you go to sleep.

Im kind of like this. I have woken up and walked across the room to turn off my alarm and went back to bed with no recollection of the event. For me Its honestly an attitude thing. Im and the only thing that wakes me up is the fear of losing my job. Before I could sleep until 4pm easy, only waking up every now and then to look at the sun outside and close the curtains. But even when I was on a sleeping schedule of 4am-4pm every day, I could still find a way to wake up early if I really needed to. You just need something you want to wake up for. I do 4am every day now and its easy cause I always get tired right about this time.

Fuck off Brazil

The easiest solution would be just sleep earlier, but you could probably just set a lot of alarms or something.

It's comfy.

Lol die faggot
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fuck off barneyfag

minorkek
>if something is on derpibooru it is pony

fk this use to get posted everyday at 4am

I'm starting to suspect anything with a condescending smug like that will turn my boner on, fuck

I know some mobilefag got permabanned for posting that picture as the OP of a thread under GR10.

Because I'm still at work and hate being here.

That shit's degenerate.

It is

Because I can't get a job

Because I dropped out of college two weeks ago and still haven't told my parents. So I have nothing to do tomorrow.

youtu.be/gkLvpt9Z3fA

Because I'm on the home stretch of my college career for a major I'm the most neutral about, and vidya isn't fun but I keep playing it and Konosuba ended today and I hate anime

>Because I can't get a job
LOL git gud

Me neither

I'm going to watch an ASMR video, then hit the hay.

Night Sup Forums.

>tfw have a job and stay up late anyway

THROW AWAY THE KEY

Because I slept for 14 hours today because campus closed
Tfw 8am classes

Because I work closing shift, so I'm basically on the same timeframe as everyone else, just shifted forward four hours.

Because a gun to my head still wouldn't motivate me to finish reports.

night, fella

This. I have a huge fucking essay due on Friday, and because I have mega retardation or something nothing can get me to do it.

Come suck dicks with me for tree fididdiddy in an underpass after your parents know you failed, user!

Trust me, they already do.

Does that mean you'll join in with me?

>trying to be the Barneyfag, a grown man who literally cries about a horse cartoon

>have the same computer for literally 8 years
>it was mediocre back when i got it and toaster tier now(literally, the mobo temperature would exceed 100 degrees Celsius at times)
>finally get a new computer, new everything
>it can run most games at max
>don't want to play anything

I supposedly graduate college in May, but if I fail a class and don't, I'm going to run away from everyone.
Where do I go? What do I do to survive?

Because I ran out of booze and weed and I'm still waiting for Manhunt to finish downloading so I can play for 30 minutes and get bored enough to sleep

nah, I'd rather be a crackwhore who does it for free

that's not the image I wanted to upload damnit

Same brother, we're god among men

really makes you kek

Its fun!

Why would a candle have two ends if they weren't both meant to burn?

>fun

tomorrow's my day off and i'm probably going to smoke the last of my weed tonight while i eat shitty fast food i shouldn't be eating

I ask myself that all the time and yet here I am.

CUT ME LIGHT INTO PIZZA
THIS DIS LIE NAST RESULT
CORRELATIO
NO BATO
CUMMING OUT MY BUTT GO
PLARFF BARFF RATION

DUN DUNDU DUNDU NUDN UDND DU

THIS NIS MY NAS BAKEPORT

DUNDUDNDNUDNU

THIS MY MY PIZZA FART

kek

Same