Welcome to Va-11 Hall-A, what can I get you?

Welcome to Va-11 Hall-A, what can I get you?

can I get a real game

A shot of bleach. No DLC.

What's life in Venezuela actually like? Do girl like Jill even exists? So many question.
Also, anything sweet

I m-mean manly...

something with lots of karmotrine

Something that makes me feel more intelligent and powerful than others...

Orange juice.

Yes please, can you redirect me to the nearest actual video game? Thanks!

mmmMMBLUUUUD!

I need an actual videogame discussion, can you give me that?

whats that smell

I'll have the usual

Yo can I get some cyberpunk themes that persist past the first half of the game?

You

One lolibot with whip cream, please

Something that kills me quickly

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A...pffft B-Bad Touch!!

laid

Are the devs still trapped in Venkistan?

have a 19 you cunt

Just karmontrine my shit up Jil

A cup of your spit and vaginal juices, please.

Yes because they have been labeled as "culture creators" by the government.

Get me a Piano Man

>What's life in Venezuela actually like?
hungry

Is there anyone who isn't gay?

A game that is not full of lesbians.

Well I'm glad SOMEONE is doing something about Japan's impending culture victory. Everyone spends the whole round progressing scientifically and then BAM JAPAN WINS.

Weren't they going to Mexico?

It basically means they can't leave Venuzuela because they think they will make them earn more money that way.

Nope, they got some notiority and money so it's enough for the Venuzuelan government to label them as "culture creators", glorified artists that cannot legally leave the country anymore.

Wow, what a fucking terrible place to live.

TWO NUMBA 9S

I know high-school level dialogue is too much to ask, but how about branching paths in a VN?

wtf is this?

Why did the drinks you mix end up making no difference in the end?

Well that sucks.

>Japan's impending culture victory.
If they get too close we can always nuke them

Anna epilogue.

Give me best girl

Water with some ice.

Here you go

Lemonade.

God, what a fucking shithole.

Wrong, that's a fuccboi

I'll have a bad touch.

What the actual fuck, Venuzuela?

>go to a bar
>ask for a white russian
>"Whats that?"
Why are the bars in my area such shit?

You pussy juice mixed with some gin.

So have they given any sign of life did the devs starve?

As much shit as the U.S. gets, at least they let you live when you get rich.

>tfw I will never smuggle them through cucuta then run the fuck out of there
then again I will get killed as I suspect there's some venezuelans here working for maduro

they probably mugged already by some chavista fuck breaking into their house to take their shit

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