Tee hee I'm actually over 100 years old

>tee hee I'm actually over 100 years old

Why is this pedo shit allowed?

>tee hee im Peebee
why is this gay shit allowed?

>pedo shit
why do you call a child in a video game pedo shit, are you sexually attracted to her or something?

>lolis (old)
It's a thing the Japs do
>girls (ugly)
It's a thing the Americans do

Because it's Japan. They ain't gotta explain shit.

It moves copies in the glorious land of Nippon you gajin normies fuck.

In its defend, she actually looked like small old granny with great skin in the game.

Granny are small user. Small girls aren't necessarily loli.

>Every fucking race is revealed to live forever EXCEPT Hylians

It doesn't even make sense since Ruto grew up in 7 years just like you did but in BotW that one Zora is a hundred years old and basically a teenager. Fucking Tolkein.

The Rito also have short lifespans. And I'm pretty sure the Gerudo are only slightly better at the age game than Hylians. I don't remember with the Gorons though.

She's pretty clearly a loli in the game.

If you read her diary, she even explicitly says she is 6

Well, "6"

y-I mean n-no

The Goron have a short lifespan as well. Yunobo is said to be Daruks descendent, not his son or even his grandson and its only been 100 years. Hell, Gorons might even have shorter lifespans than Hylians.

Gorons are eternal m8

Purah is cute. CUTE!!

bioware is canadian
a
fucking
leaf
did this

If I'm attracted to her does that make me a lolicon anons?

i...I swear I'm only attracted to her personality.

why is her name Purah?

Why is her head so huge?

I'd snap her granny hymen

Did anybody else tried looking up her skirt?

Embrace it

>Had likely been devoid of sex for decades upon decades
>Suddenly given a fresh, young body

The amount of pent-up sexual frustration she must have

>Still no good r34
Literally the worst timeline

...

Because it's playing on the anime trope of tiny old people.

Just more blue skirt frills. No panty texture

That's even sexier than just straight up panties IMO.

first thing i did. sadly the modeling ends at the thighs followed by blueness

CAN'T WAKE UP

SNAP!

...that's all it takes and japan has converted another into a pedo

MODS?

Pedophilia isn't bad because they look young. It's bad because they're mentally undeveloped. So there's nothing wrong with fucking a 100 year old woman that looks like a kid.

>doesn't do anything sexual
>PEDOPHILIA
You really shouldn't blame other people when you feel sexually attracted to her, OP.

this. otherwise itd be illegal to fuck dwarves or midgets

The only time this ever works well, is when the character actually acts their age, and either laments their inability to physically grow, or go insane.

It's not pedo if you don't feel sexually attracted to it or use her for sexual conduct.

Goddamn does that man know smug domineering girls

>Canada
>Not a part of America

You changed my mind bruv I'm into LoliBaba's now.

D-Damn.

>character is 100s of years old
>still dresses and acts like a child
when will japan change THIS?

To be fair, america uses real kids in bikinis in magazines.

>no oba-san (old) to soothe your raging libido

If she's over 100 then that means she probably isnt virgin anymore

Love this one.

...

Best you can really get

She has nice thighs at least

to upset you.

teehee

>using the slate
just go up to her and tilt the in game camera down dude to get a better look

funny thing, that looks like hundreds of thousands of guys all over the US

i run into guys like that at cons all the damn time.

If you were a cute 100 year old loli would you not dress and act cutely?

You havent seen his teeth?

I don't see the issue with a 100 year old woman looking like that.

wait what

>your honor this man is so fucking disgusting there isn't any shadow of a doubt he rapes little girls

He does though. Also he's inhuman.

wait i mis-read it that says victim

it still doesn't make sense

>Tfw just want some r34 of crossdressing Link fucking Riju
>Tfw 80% of the current r34 is gay shit
Suffering.

>the VICTIM's personal hygeine
There are chat logs of him talking about licking his sister's unwiped asshole. The nurse confirmed that his sister actually was that gross.

Canada is America lite.

Can she age from there, or is she stuck like that forever?

To reflect how fucking stupid the idea that banging a 17 year old is somehow different from an 18 year old.

What? Yunobo and Dark knew one another and a random young looking goron remembers Link from 100 years ago.

Didn't he say in some chat that he wouldn't do that because of the shit, bu he actually had a scat fetish so he filmed himself fapping with his own shit as proof that his sister's shit would not have bothered him, so he was obviously joking in the chat.

That at the end of the day you just want to bang 17 year olds, you just don't want to get in trouble for it

awesome

Linksy!

Because I like it.

Though I prefer when they're straight up 8 instead of 8000.

> licking his sister's unwiped asshole

Every day we move further and further from gods light...

>tee hee I'm actually over 10 years old
magic thicc character would be far more creepy

I assume if she took off the de-aging rune she'd either start aging normally again or immediately revert to old age (or at least revert as quickly as she regressed to loli-form)

There's no way to know for sure.

>kids booting up zsnes
Am I missing the punchline here?

Lolis (Immortal) and 36FF (10 Year Old) are Japan's worst memes.

The first one is because it just sounds like an attempt to justify a fetish, AND super powered lolis is literally the worst character archetype. I'd rather have four different Sephiroth/Dontes than one hyper capable loli character.

And the second one is dumb horseshit because if you're going to wank to lolis why bother with tits? Isn't the lack of physical maturity the reason behind the fetish or do people really go "oh man she's got a 25 year old super model body but she goes to daycare hnnnnng"?

You have no idea how deep in this pit we really are.

The punchline is playing SNES games in (current year) because the SNES is, in fact, fucking ancient. Relative to video game generations, anyways.

>age regression is your fetish

Dude just use the screenshot feature.

Pura means pure in spanish

Aaand forgot image.

I think that was a different person, but I know what you're talking about.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS! GET THIS PEDO SHIT OFF MY BOARD!

>why are people attracted to developed breasts?
Even lolis like big boobs, and want to have them

That's a pretty T H I C C pussy .

that slit is huge
it could devour all my dick.

The Gerudo cannot live over 100 years of age as every 100 years or so a male is born and becomes the ruler.

If there are two males there would be problems.

>implying Sup Forums wouldn't use a de-aging rune to dress up like a little boy from /ss/

I know you, Sup Forums. You would abuse the hell out of eternal youth so much more than Purah.

You're just a pedophile user get help

only if i get to keep my current dick size

p. much this

What age is the little Zora girl who sends a love letter downstream and mutually falls in love with a Hylian man who finds the letter? She looks biologically younger than 10. Shit's kinda disturbing.

LOCK EM UP BOYS!

because Japs are degenerate
no really, I practically write LNs in my spare time and NEVER have I felt the need to delve into lolicon
I've accidentally written a fuckton of yurishit though

I'm going to use that flute to fill all her holes.

>Didn't actually play the game

Works fine if it's a guy tho.

Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed that between Purah being tired from work she's just "teehee I'm young on the outside now so I can act young too!"

Would've been a lot more likable if she actually acted like a mature woman. Instead it just feels like a pedophilic grandmother is pretending to be pedobait to appease other pedos.

Pedoception.

>When every story you try to write turns into /ss/

Now, perhaps I'm assuming too much, but I always thought the Sheikah were just a sub-race of Hylians. A hundred years can pass and the Zora can still look young, as shown with Sidon. However, the Sheikah still age significantly, with Impa in particular being a little toad person at this point. So my takeaway was that Sheikah spiritualism and technology could sustain them for maybe a little longer but not too much longer, everyone get 100+ lifespans.

Except they did explain in this case.

Sheikah tribe.

/ss/ is a sore point for me because while I like the idea of it, the male character tends to be annoying and shonen as fuck
you'd almost have to have a timeskip right after they decide to start banging so that the male character is tolerable

Thats one thing that really triggered me abotu Breath of the Wild.

>100 years ago
>Zelda's been fighting Ganon for 100 years

What was the fucking point?

It could've been one year. It could've been 10, it could've been 2 or 3months. It doesn't have -any- significance to the game.

It's mentioned constantly and it just pissed me off.