Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Howard Who Lies? I thought not. It's not a story Reddit would tell you...

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Howard Who Lies? I thought not. It's not a story Reddit would tell you. It's a Sup Forums legend.

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Tell me more friendo.

No I haven't. Tell me more.

Does it involve Peter Molyneux?

Darth Howard was a Director of Bethesda, so malevolent and so wise that he could lie to the Internet to sell games... He has such a knowledge of Reddit and Neogaf, he could even sell Fallout 4's Season Pass

He was a good friend.

What happened to him?

Something seems off about this legend. What do you mean by "lie"?

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.

He could actually sell season passes?

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The dark lies of the Todd is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural

Some say that he could even create the season passes himself.....

The tits being bigger makes her head look more acceptable size-wise.

What happened to him?

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Go to bed Dreamboy

He shilled so hard...the only thing he was afraid of was losing his preorders, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Josh Sawyer everything he knew, then Obsidian made a better game than him in his sleep. Ironic. He could create good marketing, but not games.

He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sales, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Sup Forums everything he knew, then Sup Forums memed his games to irrelevance. Ironic. He could lie to save his games, but not himself

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from Avellone.

Not from BioWare...

Some say he ascended to Toddhood