Walk into door

>walk into door
>look at this

what do?

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>sit on it
>fart
>"whyd you get shit on my joystick bro"

What is Sheldoor doing in my door?

[X] GENUFLECT

Deepthroat while looking directly into his eyes.

>walk into door
>ow

FUCK YOU

Be unnerved

Do people actually reply to these "reply or your mom dies" things seriously or is it just a meme?

>he looks back at you and says
>"I'M PLAYING SUPER MARIO 64 ON A POORLY CODED NINTENDO 64 EMULATOR"

love u mom

>Walk into door

Wait can I phase through things? Am I Radical Larry?

Los Angeles?

m-mods!!
protect my mummy

Oh look its a Zelda protag.

Please report and move on. Sage if you reply

Fuck you asshole

turn 360° and walk away

No mommy no

>Not liking cock
>2017
Come on niggers

>start salivating

>lick the tip crease

>press my lips against the head

>begin to slide top in mouth

>hear the guy make noise

>get turned off because liking dudes is gay

>tell him he has a nice cock and to quit making me horny

>leave the room annoyed

Have gf, not into futa, and don't lust after men. a nice dick is just a nice dick

Suck on it.

gently run my fingers on those veins

Dont kill mom pls :(

I'd bounce up and down with my asshole and let him shoot his warm load of cum deep inside of me then he eats my creampied butthole while the cum slowly drizzles out of my soft supple sweet puckering pooper.

>"I'M PLAYING SUPER MARIO 64 ON A POORLY CODED NINTENDO 64 EMULATOR"
>[Stock hysterical audience laughter]

Faggots.

This desuuy

fpbp.

Cut that shit off and hang it on my wall.

How are there so many fucking faggots on Sup Forums and yet none of them have given me their discord?

>walk into door

fuck

Fags on Sup Forums don't know that superstition is weakness.

Kiss it :3

hey there, you come here often?

it's not gonna suck itself

Dicks can look nice, but other masculine features don't do it for me.

0w0 what is this?~

how many cute femanons are in this thread?

MODS

Yes what of it?

i'm just interested in making conversation with you, that's all

mfw mods are asleep

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HAMPER HAMPER HAMPER HAMPER IT'S THE BUNNY MAN AFTER ME TONSILS BAM BAM BAM SKADOOSH SKADDOOOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHH

DODONGO

I feel like this is off topic.

don't do this, user

>see this 4
wat do?

Sorry user I might've sounded harsh there what's up? Are you a cute boy?

kys

good fucking thread

Wtf is Peach even doing?

Wonder what this thing is, because it's like a penis but smaller

Call my bf

Heжными движeниями иcпoльзyя двa мaльчикa, я oттянy кoжицy c eгo гoлoвки и aккypaтнo нaклoнившиcь пoцeлyю eгo , мeдлeннo oбвoлaкивaя пeниc cлюнoй
Oy im horny nao

I don't know if I'm in a position to decide that. It seems like there's a lot of different kinds. Are you?

>Blonde TP Zelda

...

BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

пaльчикa*

Good bitch, be sure to hug my hips too, wouldn't want your throat to escape that easy right? While I stroke and pet your hair and maintain eye contact with you...

Why is it bent?

Is it time for funposting? Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=oPHDXYTX954

>tfw to smart to prune off-topic threads

bent dicks are better at stimulating the vagina user

Maybe I'm a bit more feminine than your average guy.

What's up with that bullshit? It's like 5 times bigger than mine and he's whiter than me.

Fug

Discord? Email? Something like that?

>stupid roastie isn't forcing and choking that cock down her throat

This is why men are superior at sucking dick

We should at least keep it topical to the OP.

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