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>shit animation
>shit writing/dialog
>dead eyes everywhere
>stupid plot
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JUST Effect Andromeda
Easton Morris
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Colton Richardson
BIOWARE™ QUALITY
Levi Cruz
UNKNOWN ERROR
Benjamin Perez
>get taken over by sjw
>this is the result
Owen Perry
I'm so sorry, Bethesda
Adam Brown
Dead stare of hell
Caleb Hall
12:40-12:55
what the fuck are those movement animations hahahahah
Lucas Perez
ITT: Retards get triggerred by a couple cherry-picked animation glitches, proclaiming it to be the worst game in history only to be completely BTFO in under a week
Nathan Nguyen
What a fucking catastrophe
>it'll STILL sell, probably even win an award
Aaron Carter
>the same leaning against wall animation after all these years
Good job Bioware.
Matthew Lewis
>cherry-picked
see the youtube link, unedited long gameplay video. it's terrible.
Robert Adams
What you talking about, this animation is great?
Logan Harris
>everyone playing it saying it's underwhelming or flat out bad
>hours of unedited gameplay footage from multiple sources all over Youtube
>b-b-buh it's just cherry picking!
This game is going to be bad.
Hunter Cruz
>t. Bioware
Brandon Price
Bioware is on suicide watch
Connor Rivera
Add this one too
Jonathan Howard
...
Elijah Martinez
What has better voice acting, Oblivion or Andromeda?
Bentley Jenkins
>cherry picked
GUY
Sebastian White
apologize
Robert White
*yawns loudly*
Nice try :3
Mason Ramirez
it's not hard to pick cherries at a cherry orchard
Hudson Garcia
Mass Effect: Android; Blending in with the human population. Seriously, this animation work is some of the worst shit I've seen in any game.
Isaiah Bennett
>that walking
Samuel Torres
Get ye gone
Noah Clark
get ye gone
Joseph Rodriguez
Is this new NMS?
Hunter Myers
>N-not my Bioware!!
Don't you have a blog to update.
Jayden Barnes
the fuck is wrong with her hair?
Christian Robinson
>Highly advanced civilizations
>Approaching Karashev Scale ratings
>Can build goddamn Generation Sleeper ships for Inter-Star System colonization.
>It's occured to nobody to make a semi-ridged inflatable/electro-polymer emergy helmet in case of helmet failure or breach.
>Can motherfucking energy shields, emergency medical system & manufacture multi-layer hard suits
>But can't figure out a sensible way of dealing with a completely blown out helmet faceplate.
This is and will always be an aspect of At least 2 Sci-Fi titles today in the past couple years, and any to come that absolutely kills the premise of a game for me.
For fucks sake.
Grayson Rogers
>"it seems murder isn't exclusive to the milky way"
Fuck me, was this shit written by an 11 year old?
Ayden Thompson
It's like we're back in 2007.
Joshua Garcia
That 2.8GB patch on Release-Day better do some fucking miraculous shit for this games polish & refinement.
There are alot of review copies on the street, and they're painting a picture so grim not even Sup Forums imagined it in their most jaded abyss
Brandon Cox
looks like a potato : Where are the bones, the muscles?
Why the eyes shader look shit?
Why the hair shader look shit?
They don't know tressfx?
They don't know Maya?
I'm sure a SFM porn artist would have better skills.
Angel Long
The basic gameplay loop you'll spend most of the time with in between boring expository dialogues dumping all the shit they couldn't fit in the unvoiced Codex looks stale as fuck
Christopher Morris
(((golem)))
Isaiah Gutierrez
What about the writing anre you saying the writing was a glitch?
Here's a poem about toilet cleaner...
webmshare.com
Here's Tired Face getting confused between poetry and a common phrase...
webmshare.com
And here's more stellar dialogue...
webmshare.com
All from the same scene as my face is tired, the whole dialouge has even more stupidity. It is four minutes of the worst animated, voice acted and written things, I've ever seen in games, film or the theatre, no word of a lie.
If that is cherry picking it's one big fucking cherry.
Adrian White
Was this shit written by a high school dropout?
Eli Gonzalez
Oh my God I can't wait to see what crowbcat does with this game...I haven't been excited for a youtube video in a while
Gabriel Hughes
>the proportions are all wrong
>the animations are just outta highschool tier
>people standing at consoles that are knee high
>those faces holy shit
>animations are fucked everywhere
>not even PC Goymer can stand up for how shit this game is
This is incredible.
This puts Tortanic to shame. At least Tortanic ended up being f2p, this thing will forever be $60 bux on origin
Kevin Rodriguez
>webmshare.com
>poetry
what the fuck
what the fuuuuuuck
Austin Myers
It's hilarious that there is always some variant of this post in every thread. I know theres quite a few idiots on this board who already preordered this trainwreck so I'm guessing you're one of them.
Ethan Robinson
Jesus, all of her dialogue is incredibly stitled, I have heard dubs of Japanese games that sound more natural than this shit.
Nathaniel Hall
Golem is a jewish mythological creature.
no suprise.
Dylan Robinson
MY FACE IS TIRED
Adam Martinez
Where's the webm with that salarian with the really heavy lisp and nasaly voice?
Chase Rodriguez
Why the fuck is every character in this game some tranny looking abomination?
Nicholas Lopez
Write what you know
Carson Brooks
>skip to some random dialog
>looks like character is falling apart while talking
this is fucking embarrassing
Brayden Richardson
I'm watched a few seconds on stream and holy shit the embarassing script
>are you really from the ark? we thought you were dead
>but the radar showed our ship approaching
>I guess, but we thought it was just a mistake, I'm so surprised to see you here (flat voice, flat expression, flat everything)
Vetra introduction scene:
>you're not allowed to do that!
>I can get your son unhibernated sooner
>they said he was unnecessary
>I understand
>all right you can go, they're gonna kill me for this
It's literally cringeworthy as fuck in its entirety, it's like no one even proofread this
Ryan Mitchell
Mother of fucking CHRIST this is on another level of appalling. I never usually join in with Sup Forums's shit-slinging but THIS.... what. the. fuck. Someone should be put to death for this.
Carter Rodriguez
You fuckers don't understand. Of course the characters dont show any emotion, their faces are tired. Well played Bioware.
Andrew Morgan
>poetry
Bioware should be dead / It is literally cancer / Why must we suffer
Christian Johnson
Ok you guys need to stop
Ryder is just severally autistic and Bioware needed to adapt the script so it would make sense within the context of her handicap
Its really not ok to make fun of somebody with a legitimate mental disorder guys
Luke Miller
What does that line even mean?
Juan White
Even fucking Gamespot hate it hahaha
Caleb Perez
So what was their take on it?
Nicholas Price
It's an in universe explanation for stone face syndrome
John Johnson
It's just Bioware. I can't believe they were given any credit for writing and story in the last 5+ years.
Brayden Gray
>Inkling starts walking
Kevin Robinson
...
Nathan Campbell
...
Christian Martinez
Wow those eyes are terrible.
James Rogers
>That twitter video
They look so dead...
And VA are some kind of joke.
Cooper Bennett
kek'd
Blake Scott
They should go cartoony style and have actual expressions, since they can't make them work in realism.
Camden Bailey
>Golem is a animator
Well that explains everything
Isaac Campbell
who?
Nathan Lewis
>That third webm
My favorite so far
Nathaniel Ramirez
Just one of the many who worked on this piece of shit disaster.
Luke Davis
gets worse each day >
Anthony Stewart
It's Dumbed down triple .A. game for today's generation. Hand-holding shite as usual.
its a console game.
Jack Miller
It's almost as if making your workforce diverse doesn't actually benefit it in any way other than stopping the media from tearing into you. Who'd have thought?
Aiden Allen
Usually Sup Forums goes overboard with shitposting but occasionally they're right about something. This is one of those times were it's undeniable how awful this looks, it's shaping up to be an absolute shit show. It's reaching TOR levels of bad, can't wait for the full release to show just how lazily it's been made.
Brandon Edwards
>When you get to the Remnant towers, and one of the consoles is literally Sudoku
Lincoln Butler
>Mass Effect: Androgynous
Gavin Jenkins
THE GAME'S FINE YOU'RE JUST CHERRYPICKING
Jayden Anderson
WE ALL KNOW THE REAL REASON why the game sucks
You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard...
Zachary Myers
>Supposed to be a white Scottish woman with red hair
>Her skin and hair are literally the color of mud
>that fucking lipstick
>That horrible complexion
Jesus
Bentley Brown
>Scottish
>White
Thomas Ward
>white people
>white
Daniel Adams
>have a technoloy to put yourself to sleep for 600 hours
>it is working not like the shit that protheans used
>still not using them to sleep up the reaper threat
Logan Morgan
>mfw when the game is getting fucking slaughtered on twitter
John Robinson
STOP CALLING ME A HOMO
Joshua Carter
Why do all the female human npcs have such aweful makeup?
They look like the street whores you see in a Witcher game.
Dylan Ward
She reminds me of the female news anchor from Tim and Eric.
Joseph Moore
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
Jonathan Hall
>just plop in some painted doll eyes breh
Landon Scott
I never would have guessed hiring people based on anything besides their ability would result in a lower quality result. Really makes you think.
Isaiah Hernandez
>Devs will actually be reading it
Jonathan Gomez
Hahaha what the fuck
Angel Long
>yfw EA might close Bioware if normies don't fall for the MAss Effect name and the game tanks
Lincoln Phillips
>over shoulder shots everywhere
Dead already
Dylan Ramirez
How can this be a AAA game?
Jeremiah Jones
So what are the romance options for a straight white male?
Brayden Murphy
Holy shit, why is so smug that her father died and she took his place?
Is she even supposed to be so smug and self satisfied with her own father's death?
Pic related is literally her.
Jeremiah Johnson
It is? Toss me some caps.
Austin Hughes
Here some OC for you guys.
Camden Baker
Toss my salad and go see for yourself
Christopher Young
Is that black guy a cripple who can't move his arms? Is this how Bioware does representation of disabled people?