*push to talk*

>*push to talk*
>*coughs*

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>forgot that I'm holding down ptt
>my normal wheezing short of breath and coughs go through voice chat
>girl in discord asks me seriously if I'm alright

seriously though, are you alright
that doesn't sound normal

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS on mic

>*push to talk*
>*nu-metal music and children screaming in the backround*

What games should I play to get over my voice chat anxiety?

>*push to talk*
>*rips bong*
>yo, anybody got a mic

Nothing, because you're a pussy

I'm an overweight smoker what do you expect

You should play Red Orchestra 2 with me

>*push to talk*
>its a kid
>yelling in the background
>gruff voice "What the fuck are you doing kid?"
>"p-playing a video-"
>"who fucking cares, you know your mom is a slut right?"
>"u-uh?"
>hitting sounds
>*disconnected*

>open mic
>rip bong
>people complain
>tell them to fuck off

Post steam I will play it with you. :3

this didn't happen

any mmo ever

>tv running the background
>mechanical keyboard
>sibling in the background screaming and crying
>breathing
>headset is constantly being moved, so you hear the mic bumping
>occasional shout outs to their mum or dad

I don't believe anyone does that.....

Lmao on Xbox you prolly got ten niggas to join in on the bong rips its natural

Ok... So your not alright.

>*push to talk*
>*cums*

I bought a mic stand just to prevent the feedback from typing on muh mechanical from activating the mic in discord, though I use ptt in-game.

I dunno if a pop filter would help at all, pretty sure it wouldn't affect it either way

>push to talk
>*sneezes*

Why do all Koreans refuse to use push-to-talk? Every competitive match with them is just constant mic feedback and every single small noise they make coming over comms.

They're probably shy because of their shit english like this guy desu

>sneeze
>muscle memory associates the action with talking and pushes the button
>"bless you"
I need to stop doing this, it's embarrassing.

>*push to talk*
>*laugh*

Why the fuck does the entire world have to know that you find something funny?

>open voice chat client
>group of friends are in
>join chat
>*ptt*
>*moan*
>they do the kiss noise
>I do it back
>we play video gaems
no homo tho

>*push to talk*
>*moans*

you're*

Has anyone noticed that the reading age of this board has gone downhill lately? I swear I didn't see dumbasses like this with this frequency.

And no, the post is not bait, it's not formatted like one.

Laughter can be contagious.

I'm sorry, I think I was unclear.

I'm saying that their mic is on the entire match. They do talk, but even when they are not speaking their mic is transmitting every small noise they make as well as their keyboard / mouse clicking.

They all also seem to have colds and constantly sniffer / cough.

>people type haha & lol for the exact same reason
>it's somehow bad on voice chat
hello

Ignore every post that uses ellipses, it's almost always a retard or a shitposter.

>push to talk
>silence
>remember I have nobody to talk to
F-fug

u can talk to me qt ;)

>typing lol instead of top kek

Fucking casual.

I know it's a grey-area subject, but I think it's more important to call out blatant stupidity rather than let them think it's acceptable.

In the past it happened so infrequently that someone would call attention to it before me. Not fuckin' now.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Pretending to be an idiot is tantamount to trolling now.

This place has changed bruv, you should seriously only use it to vent out shitposting and go discuss video games on the other three video game boards.

Is this the face she makes when a evil sjw rapes her

If someone tells a joke or a funny story on ts/mumble or what have you, why wouldn't the people listening to it let him know if they found it funny by letting him hear the laughing?

That's only normal.

THIS IS MY HOME AND THEY CAN TAKE IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

I'd feel BETTER if I thought he was shitposting, but I don't!

Yeah, I'm probably shitting up the thread now, I'm gonna stop here.

>d-do i fit in yet, fellow Sup Forumsirgins h-haha??
Jesus, what an embarrassing tryhard post. Even used reddit formatting.

Everyone types like a troglodyte ever since reddit took over.

My faggot friend does this.
Friend is a term I use loosely, this guy does tons of other dumb shit like that and I only play games with him because we share friends.

Proof it

If you have a speech impediment, don't bother. Nobody wants to hear your fucked up way of speaking.

What are some good games to play while on voip if I want to talk to cute trap erpers?

>*push to cough*
>*talks*

>Shitting up the thread
>In a shitpost thread

This is 100 percent fine and you are a social retard if you don't think so.
Only exception is if it is a very obnoxious or forced laugh.

>push to talk on mouse thumb button
>cant aim while talking
>push to talk on keyboard
>cant walk in some direction while talking

where the fuck do i put that shit so its not annoying?

MMB

Are you cute?

Don't shoot and talk.

I can't think of many situations where I've had to.

I have mine on ^

to the left of 1

>push to talk
>BRRRRRFFFFFFFT... BRRRRAAAAAAPPP

I don't do that, but when I'm on a certain ts with some buddies I've known for well over a decade I ptt to burp loudly

Mouse thumb does not stop you from aiming unless you grip your mouse in a really weird way or are playing arma, which has the dumbest fucking control scheme in existence.

>simultaniously in the enemy mumble and TS of my EvE Online comrades
>try to relay information
>forgot which push to talk button is for which voicechat

oh yea, the button that opens the dev console on most games...........

league or dota or overwatch. These are Normie games so attention whores usually pick them when they are trying to fish for attention.

Practically no game I play has a console like that and if they do I can usually rebind it, a complete non-issue for me

Of course, if you play such games, you gotta find something else

>unless you grip your mouse in a really weird way
well i do and i wont fight 15 years of muscle memory at this point

>go to dota to look for some qt traps to roleplay with on voice chat
>get a bunch of 30 year old russians telling me to kill myself instead

>*push-to-talk*
>*shes whacking her dick*

>go to league to look for some qt traps to roleplay with on voice chat
>get a bunch of 14 year old kids telling me to kill myself instead

ASSFAGGOTS sure are beautiful

You know what, funnily enough every korean I've played with has done the same.

One guy was in a hotel or something and there was some really fucking nice piano playing in the background.

>lol
>voice chat
lmao

shit, guess i outed myself as heterosexual there

>*PRESS EMERGENCY TO TALK*
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Top kek

Arma3
Talk or die fucker

>*press emergency brake*
>NYT ME MENNÄÄN HELVETTIIN
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Hey I thought I was the only one with that, I can't even carry on a conversation without an immediate exigence to address. This probably why nobody messages me on steam if they don't want to trade something.

>using push-to-talk
scrubs.

Why don't people use ` as a push to talk
Its the perfect keybind

>not used to using push to talk because no good button to bind it to
>open mic is no good because mechanical keyboard
>can't really focus on the game and remember to open up mic when I need to say something
>even when mic is plugged in end up saying very little

>*push to talk*
>*cums*

who cares you demented fuck. caring about grammar on the internet was something you should have got over around age 15

>*push to talk* you need a tissue or something?
fuck off I just want to cum in peace

>push to talk
>laughs

>hear something funny
>put "lol" or "haha" in chat

>push to talk
> talks

*push to talk*
*sex moaning*

Mugi chan!!!!!!!

Left alt is the perfect button. Thumb only uses space bar and that's rarely used in a situation where I want to talk

My nigga.

>open mic
>SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>*push to talk*
>*burps*
I fucking hate it. I already find burping to be super gross, I don't wanna hear that shit every 45 seconds

>that 16 year old sounding guy
>"Oh man, it's Saxton Hale"

>refuses to use push to talk despite having a BR tier mic that picks up everything going on in his house
fine faggot I'll just ban you

Br?

>*push to talk*
>*vapes*
Literally one of my friends.