ITT characters that you want to be
ITT characters that you want to be
i would fuck that monkey
>wanting to be a nigger
kys
Those are some tiny hands
i want to spank that monkey
That's rude.
How come western games don't have females that are solely there for fanservice anymore?
please be in london
The fuck ever happened to candy kong?
She doesn't really do anything for DK's character like Peach or Zelda, and doesn't stand on her own like Dixie, so they don't really have a use for her right now.
Who wants to be Peach?
because internet porn?
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Peach is nice but she attracts far too many subhuman cuck fetishists for me.
A/S/L?
I could treat you like her.
This. Sadly.
OwO
what's this?
probably tina from DoA or rachel
*notices your reply*
rawr x3
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post pics
You want to be an ugly whore? Just take some hormones and get some fake tits.
id get sorta as a guy why youd want to fuck a monkey girl but wanting to be one is just fucking gay man
get help or get AIDS like many other shitholeburners
fuck off edgelord
Why fungus?
mushroom kingdom
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I'LL BE THAT MONKEY
I'll beat that monkey
I'LL BEAT OFF TO THAT MONKEY
Kill everyone one day, get headpats the next.
Good taste my friend, it's a shame EltonPot is such a nigger about spreading his art.
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I quit