GOTY
GOTY
>already a thread up with that webm
>I must post it again because I want the you's this time
That's just a beta version OP, it won't look like that in the final game. They had to skip on the animations a little to focus more on the amazing story and dialogue.
10/10
Caters to my social justice cause.
STOP HATING IT YOU CIS MYSOGINIST
is the game unfinished or just bad?
>animators had to focus on the writing
That explains the fanfic level of dialogue then.
this shit matches her derp face so perfectly. if someone uploads this to youtube with benny hill music in the background, youll get thousands of views instantly.
name one fucking bioware game with good perfect almost passable animation that didnt feel clunky
>Objective: Find the bathroom
For instance, Dragon Age Inquisition was much better.
>objective: run
and bioware made a few dozen games, got one right.
You know what this is? This is bioware implementing IK that dates back to 2005, where they didn't have the technology to program it to calculate and correct itself.
Yes, bioware is 12 years behind the current standard of implementation with IK,
I'm actually pissing myself laughing holy shit how did this happen
It was shit too. Requesting someone post the webm of the guy getting kicked out of the window or the one where the ground is shaking and it looks like everyone is doing the robot.
(((Bioware)))
This game looks like shit
Darude Sandstorm: mysogyny-free edition.
I'm working on it. Give me some time.
What's your opinion on this picture, biodrones?
Know that someone has done that.
my.mixtape.moe
Can someone post the lip animation one?
SWIGGITY
This saves me time. Going to add benny hill music and upload it.
WOW I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD MAN-SPREAD WHILE WALKING.
How beta do you want your aliens?
youtube.com
Mandatory listening for webm
Both. No game releases in a finished state these days.
Please stop with the Mass Effect threads, I'm trying to be discreet about my shitposting at work but this shit keeps cracking me up.
I wanna put my cock in his mouth
ahhhh, good old hoverhand
it's Quebec.
holy shit im dying
looking forward to it
at least this beta
finally those racist fucks let me play as my people
crabs have a hard life in this industry
why do american women age so terribly
If only they didn't have weak points for massive damage.
she's probably like 70
note how the beta-male is even too beta to touch a woman like that
I see they added the John Lennon dlc animation pack.
Doesn't seem like the graphics have improved at all since ME2.
rendering
>when you're trying not to slip on someone's spaghetti
...
It's the future. This is how people move.
Ok.
What should the video be called?
Triple A Sci-Fi RPG 2017
I love how thta guy is clearly uncomfortable being touched by the ayy lmao
Did she shit herself? What the fuck is with that walking animation?
she's a descendant of the god emperor mcgregor
Having issues uploading. It'll be a minute,
...
Here it is.
its beautiful
You're alright, bucko
10/10
hahahhaha holy shit
holy shit dude, i gave you the "Triple A Sci Fi RPG 2017" name but i think someone else mentioned a way funnier
"Objective: Find the bathroom"
consider changing it if you think its better. that shit is hilarious.
Reminds me of
>Objective: Find the bathroom
done
Cool. I didn't know they made a new Benny Hill game.
Nioh in alpha stage was better than this
I mean it's funny but it's obviously the spamming left then right running animation rather than just normal
Why is the anatomy of all the characters so fucked up? Did they purposfully go for a cartoon-lite kinda style or did they just accidentally fuck up the skeletons that bad?
either lazy/incompetent designers or actually they wanted to release something cartoonish.
...
>"It's a mess"
No shit. Or yes shit, the case might be.
>already 150 views and people spamming my video in the threads
I never thought I would feel this feel
Fucking amazing oh my god
>open the door
>get on the floor
Waiting for the inevitable crowbcat fail compilation of ME:A.
It's uncanny!
damage control, that doesn't happen in other games where you do that, not even close
>Assassins creed crouch walking.avi
worlds greatest shit in your pants simulator
Congrats user, have some ass.
Fuck off conspiracy retard.
This is equal parts hilarious but also depressing. I genuinely wanted ME:A to be good. Oh well, I'll pick it when it's $5 a year from now.
youtube.com
More superb footage.
ass creed is garbage too
CAUSE YOU GOT
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE IN HELL
the the character have half paralyzed torso? That walk animation makes little sense
Posting softcore models with nice asses should be a bannable offense.
Delete this.
le sjw pandering is supposed to me just a myth.
Haha, what?
How the fuck is that a conspiracy? Do you realize how many games have had a day one patch at launch?
did she shit her pants?
nah dude that's like the average 28 year old american woman without makeup right ther
...
...
shartinmart.webm
>dem legs
You can't expect the people who work at Bioware to know what running looks like.
WHEN ARE SEX SCENES COMING?!
...
That's fucking gold ahahaha
This is what happens when you alienate straight white males who have a shred of self-respect in them. What a disaster!
everyone in the game looks permanently uncomfortable
>when the massive ogre shit is finally over
It's being developed by a new studio and it appears to be shitty.
You have to remember that EA names every fucking RPG studio Bioware because they think the name means something or whatever. This game is NOT being made by the people who made Mass Effect 1 and 2.
No, it's the same studio, but the people who made mass effect 1 are in fact no longer with the company.