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PRE-LOAD IS UP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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restart steam if you can't see it

hes not lying

i have a question: should I preload? or download day of?

with the last 2 big games i preloaded (gtav and mgsv), unpacking/decrypting/whatever the fuck actually took significantly longer than downloading...

>Bought it on a key site
Darn, no preload for me

>people made fun of me when I said they would add the pre-load at the last minute

WHOS LAUGHING NOW

Actual download size is "only" 26.6GB

like i'm going to buy that weeaboo trash

that aint too bad

i decided to download it. my internet is good rn but its been spotty lately, so ill just deal with unpacking over unstable net, i guess

based yoko cares

yawn, let me know when it's up on piratebay

>he still uses pirate bay
>even after it went down
>and suspiciously went back up

how's that honey taste, faggot?

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GMG already sent keys.

well on the bright side you'll be only 8 hours late to the party

>60 euros
Not sure if it's worth for a 6 hour game...

Come on gamesplanet

I want lowlives with fifth world country internet to leave forever desu.

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>6 hour
baiting or just retard?

I can't download it now, if I did I wouldn't be able to do anything else, I can only download when I'm sleeping so that will be 3 nights worth.

obvious bait you gave him a (you)

I know you're memeing but it took me 50 hours endings A-E and some joke endings

Not GMG, bought from cdkeys. Pretty sure these guys buy up physical copies and pull out the serials, so I'll probably be waiting until late on release day.

is it true that there are like 25 endings (even most are not "true" endings)

t. neckbearded pedo

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A good chunk of them are probably silly game overs, such as self-destructing at the Bunker.

Gaming in the same way movies are, is all about impatience. Pirating is no different than getting it in a sales 6 months from now, if you can wait a month you can wait 6.

Most people don't pirate because they can't wait, same reason they go see a film in the cinema instead of waiting for the blueray rip.

i'll wait for the crack thanks

still, that's pretty cool of them to take this time on silly stuff like that

is she caim levels of murder?

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@370693662
thanks for the (You), redditor

*tips fedora* no problemo reddit bro!

When does it unlock?

noon PST tomorrow I think

>literally on store page
Available: 17 March
This game will unlock in approximately 23 hours

youtu.be/-hUlvB9RScw?t=43
The Bunker one I mentioned.

Overhyped garbage

yeah, most of it is just joke endings but still, its a nice touch.

you can get an ending at the first few seconds of the game if you do something stupid.

>Overhyped garbage
that's not Zelda

really? then i'm gonna jump of a cliff or something lol

>right in the middle of my 12 hour shift

They're both overhyped garbage.

delet

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think of it as this, at least you'll have 2b waiting for you to get home

>paying """""""""""""$80""""""""""""" for Revengeance-tier shovelware

>Buying it before knowing whether its a good port or not

5 main ending, 20 joke ending, 1 secret boss ending

>$80
But I paid $50 for it.

nice thanks

I payed $30, would've payed more but square decides region prices.

>canadian
>$80 CAD is $60 USD
>Canadian minimum wage is same or better than american minimum wage
>slightly higher taxes

stop fucking complaining you fucking leaf

its platinum/square. itll be a good port

Gamesplanet keys when

$60 for a 6-hour piece of shit is garbage no matter how you convert it, you retarded shill

I like this post, because the game isn't $60 nor is it only 6 hours.

A FUCKING LEAF

The game sells for $80 on Canadian steam, so that's $60 converted to USD. It was literally mentioned a few posts above.

Do you have brain damage?

How poor are you that $60 is an expenditure you actually have to think or care about? Are you upset that you can't pirate the game since it has Denuvo? Stay mad poorfag :^)

$49 on GMG

Game is also at least 30 hours long.

>tfw you bought it for half the price
p good

Do you?

How much of that introduced new content (in terms of areas, enemies, mechanics)?

le uncompressed audio face

game selling for chaper on 3rd party shady websites doesn't mean your statement that it isn't $60 is true, because it DOES sell for $60 on steam

how does it feel to be so mind-numbingly retarded you can't into nuance even slightly?

>buying on a fraud ass website when gmg is legit and like not even $1 more

GMG gets their keys direct from Squeenix user

>shady
Both GMG and Gamesplanet are legit vendors however. If it was something like G2A or Kinguin it would indeed be shady but these are verified stores.

>tfw shit internet

"Game is at least 1000 hours long!!!"

In a game where you basically cannot die (making it more like a visual novel), with hollow combat system compared to other action games, completely lackluster """"rpg mechanics""", and a generic as FUCK anime story, you've seen pretty much every area (which are all dull and empty) and every enemy type in around 7 hours unless you waste time on the mindlessly boring side-quests. Rest of it is literally padding, padding and padding, if not by straight up repetition of the same content, it's just running around the same areas doing similar things.

I'm really surprised that people here fall for it and are even okay with it. What if I made a game that was actually 4 hours long, but instead of that I continued the game for the next 100 hours by just throwing a bunch of cutscenes, dialogue and an ending at the end of it? Would people still say that "it's 100 hours long!!!"

I mean are you guys seriously this gullible and naive? Do you get that they are literally arbitrarily extending the game? If it wasn't bad already, the content towards the end of the game all of the white areas are literally untextured assets mashed together.

I'm not mad, as a game developer it's all more power (and less work) for me. I'm more like curious about how and why this "game" is still getting such a good reception. It seems like Yoko Taro, as amateurish as he is, is onto something with pic related when it comes to entertainment. Or he is just lucky. Or the game is just such an effective weeb/waifu bait.
(I know a person who played the game and rates it close to 10/10 but says that he doesn't understand why would anyone except a hardcore weeb like it though)

I remember my first preload.

shut the fuck up
you have it good

sweet

Has there been an update on the potential of a 1080p60 lock? I know that was based off a translated interview sometime last year. Also heard the the JP SQENIX support page says that the game unofficially supports 4k.

YES BOIS

>tfw australia

>I haven't played the game but I am going to shitpost about it anyway

>tfw live in SEA and still can't buy the game

I want to throw them my money but they just won't let me. Fucking hell.

And another classic defense waa waa post to the pile

>I played the game and want to bait people to feel better about myself so i'll make shit up instead.

>make shit up

Is that your argument?
What part of it was made up?
I think I already won if you have to go this low.

this doesn't unlock at midnight?

Did you even read the crap you wrote in your post? Anyone who actually played the game would see right through it.

>weeb/waifu bait
It's this. Weeb shit is the gaming equivalent of what horror/vampires to movie making. You can turn out cheap schlop and make it big by appealing to particular niches/tropes.

where? I can't see mine

nvm I'm and idiot

Jesus christ. How deep inside YOOKOO TARROOO'S masterful ass is your head?
Can you actually pick and present me some of the incorrect parts that you "see through"? Right now you're just shitposting in full denialism like the idiot fanboy you are

At that point i'd just be quoting your entire post because literally everything you said is wrong.

Have fun lads, I'll wait till CPY cracks it.

Wow. What if I told you that I think that YOU haven't played the game, and that everyone who has and reads my post understands what I'm talking about?

>I'm more like curious about how and why this "game" is still getting such a good reception. It seems like Yoko Taro, as amateurish as he is, is onto something with pic related when it comes to entertainment. Or he is just lucky. Or the game is just such an effective weeb/waifu bait.
Spurned autists who liked the shitty Drakengard games and Nier. They are bad games by all defintions but they cling to the idea of Taro being some epic, unconventional game designer. These are people who like bad games enough that they eventually got Square to make another one. 2B and no doubt 9S are weeb/T&A/shota bait, they know what they're doing. It's a really mediocre story being held up as something wacky or never-done-before or turning games upside down on their head with surprises, when it's nothing special to people with more experience than the insulated retards who enjoy these games.

look at those speed demons crying about slow internet

Find literally one other person that agrees with your post. I'll be waiting.

>almost never have time for video games
>Nier comes out during my week of leave

>can't beat true ending without online
>pirates will never be able to beat the true ending

Probably midnight tomorrow, but fuck if I know.

Have fun friends. I'm going to wait for the italian discount

I just double dipped and bought the PC version

cdkeys just sent their codes out for those faggots who ordered there.