This is your reward for getting all 900 Korok Seeds

>This is your reward for getting all 900 Korok Seeds
T-thanks Aonuma

wait a minute, people actually went out and got all 900 korok seeds?
why?

>wah all I got is this magical fertilizer
damn

>Theres 900 of those fucking things
yeah no thanks...

Took you that long to realize the game is built upon tedious tasks for little payoff

nigger you get expanded inventory space for getting koroks, you're not really supposed to get all of them.

It is the games way of telling you that you arent supposed to look through a guide and get them all

>You're not supposed to aim for completion

Holy shit, I'm watching someone on twitch who's 150 koroks away from completing it and he said he has no idea what the reward is.
Dis gon be gud

I don't even know what the fuck that is and I still think it's better than the 100 skulltula reward in OoT

No clearly
How does the hat painted blue with the champion tunic/green hat green champion tunic look like? I am not really fond of this one tunic even if I love classic Link

>collect 900 seeds
>reward: a golden caca

Is it valuable at least to sell?

>a golden piece of shit

It's a key item can't sell it
What does Estu say when he gives it to you?

LINK!

Key items can't be sold :^)

ZELDA!

>game berates you if you kill Ganon before 100% completion
>game gives you a literal piece of shit if you finish its collectathon
Master level trolling

I gotta see this shit

Post it

LOOK OUT!

still doesn't top Wakfu's used condom

who's that midget bitch?

>tunic gives him shorts
Fucking bullshit

They view games as slave views labor.

What is it used for?

>French people and tastelessness
No wonder we call them frogs.

Autism truly is fascinating, isn't it?

How so? You miss a scene if you don't do the memories, but I can't recall beyond that.

look at the number he has. Or he just hacked the thing.

Infinite money over gold shit? I think not.

"I made it myself"
not really

>Nintendo literally shits on their fans

Loving every laugh

some people like to collect worthless things
some collect flags in assasin creed
others collect "points" in wow
some collect "kills" on whatever fps
i though we didn't have that kind of people playing nintendo games but i was wrong

The old adage, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," has never been more relevant.

Sums up the game quite nicely.

>i though we didn't have that kind of people playing nintendo games but i was wrong
>what are Rareware titles for the 64
>what are all mainline Mario games
>what is autism

Oh shit, you get a Nintendo Switch in-game? That should make emulation easier.

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whoops, wrong thread

i havent played a mario since galaxy sorry if i dont remember
i only played killer instinct and battleloads , don't like any other rareware game

A turd is a symbol of luck in japan or something, that is a nice gift

I remember reading something like this long ago. Where the clit is actually bigger than just a silly dot on the vagina, but a large muscle, and it can grow bigger depending on girl's diet/hormones.
I believe they say it's "inside" the vagina because the vaginal lips should cover the clit.

Yeah, but you still wouldn't be able to see it, because 90% of it is inside her absodmen. That user was just being retarded.

Who the fuck is crazy enough to find all this shit? You deserve a pile of shit for this amount of autism.

That was terrible. Kill yourself

That's supposed to be a giant Korok seed, isn't it?

>money has any value in OoT

It makes you realize that the smaller korok seeds are pieces of shit too. The description even mentions a "distinct smell"