>open bedroom door
>see this
what do?
>open bedroom door
>see this
what do?
Call cops and have him arrested. Then go back to playing video games for a bit before work.
FUCK YOU
mynamajeff
>Not A Furry Cock
Get this shit outta here.
PINGAS
tick tock white fuckers
im not gay mom
His penis is too large. Us females like them big, but that's way too big. Is he trying to make us cry?
Can't you at least post a better dick if you're do this every night?
She died on November 23rd 2014. I was with her. I went to get the nurses so they could call it.
buh buh buhzinga
FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
Oooow
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wonder why I opened my bedroom door while i was jerking off
>a better dick
pls explain
Am I supposed to be impressed.
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>open catalog
>see threads about vidya I like
>instead I click in this thread anyway
you literal dick
>here's your controller, bro
Too curved and middling brown. The way he's holding it and the camera angle makes it look bigger than it it too. Doesn't help that the picture only makes the size look more appealing, not the dick itself.
Press F to deepthroat
shit you got me
am I weird for thinking horsecocks/dogcocks are hot as hell but human cocks are disgusting
i knew what it was and i still clicked
Slide it through the ring and squeeze, hoping one of the time it'll nip the foreskin.