Who /piratingjustforautisticwaifu/?

Who /piratingjustforautisticwaifu/?

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Doesn't it have denuvo cancer?

not even

it does, so it will probably take weeks or months to get cracked.

i'd have pirated it for fun, but i won't even bother if it's not cracked pretty soon.

Sadly.

Why is she so weird?

How long did Inquisition get cracked?

It's not using the most advanced Denuvo version right?

They can put Denuvo version UltraMax Ribbed for your hard drive's pleasure on this pile of shit covered tampons and not a single fuck will be given.

It's only value is to be ridiculed and laughed at by all as 5 minutes of any game play video will tell you it is super boring and repetitive.

Poor thing is in the spectrum.

DA:I got bypassed in days, but it was a half-assed crack with a lot of bugs, and no one knows which version is using it.
Who knows, maybe CPY goes full retard and cracks it in days like with RE7.

>weeks
try days fag, they won't crack it, just find a work-around.

My current situation with andromeda now is that I don't wanna buy it because of how shitty everything is but I don't mind if it gets cracked, at least I have something to play.

Call me a faggot but I'm just being honest here. I'd rather buy Nier

>He doesn't want to romance the Krogan.

Come on user, i know we can't romance Drack, but he's a cutie

>they won't crack it, just find a work-around.
What's the difference?

Andromeda is a game that looks like it will be bombarded with weekly updates, how will crack teams do that?

Can't believe you guys forgot RE7 this quick.
It'll be cracked quickly, don't worry.

Sara is not for sexual.

Hope so.

So fucking what, as long as you can play, who cares what way they used.

Not sure why you'd even hope for it.
I'm negatively hyped for this game. I'll pirate it to see if the exploration is enough to offset all the retarded shit in the rest of the game. If not, I'll delete it within hours.

I'm 95% sure the game will be irredeemable shit.

Is the multiplayer not good like 3?

It's pretty much the same.

Not even pirating this shit.

No

>cutie
At least Sara gets to munch on the real, actual compared to the rest al least cutie

But Sara is pure.

IVE JUST (haha) REALISED WHY I KEEP THINKING SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW.

SHE LOOKS LIKE BRENDAN FRASER.

CROWN HER.

cant unsee

more like /preorderforautisticwaifu/ amirite guys?

She will fit perfectly then.
Purest form of love an all that.

JUST

I guess both have a wide jaw?

Nope. The games sells like shit. If you pirate they use it as prove that its a good game. Bioware has to die.

RGB was the grave, this has to be the final nail.

DO NOT PIRATE DO NOT BUY.

LET IT ROT!

>if you pirate their game, they win
I wonder who this reminds me of.

But this game seems like its gonna be so bad they might not even bother

>If you pirate they use it as prove that its a good game
It's not a good game for EA if its not profitable.

Where can I get an autistic gf like Sara?

The day one patch that was supposed to fix some animations doesn't even do that.
vg247.com/2017/03/17/mass-effect-andromeda-no-animation-improvements-planned-for-day-one/

day one patch is already implemented into the trial version.

The same place as autistic men, you can't, because they are always locked up in their homes.

Yes and it doesn't do what they said it would

>THOSE ARE VERY IMPORTANT ISSUES FOR US
>But we probably will not fix it.

The silly faces novelty will wear off quickly. Experiencing this pile of shit for 100+ hours is something I wouldn't do even if they payed me by the hour.

PAID NIGGER! ITS PAID, NOT PAYED. FUCKING AMERICANS DEFILING THE LANGUAGE!

Shut fuck up. The Brits used a time machine to steal english from us.

theralphretort.com/a-cosplayer-with-no-video-game-experience-was-the-lead-facial-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/

He looks kinda cute in these pics

Go away ralph not even 8ch wanted you

>he

I unironically think she's cute.

Not going to buy or play the game though.

The saddest bit about this is that ME:A is going to sell better then any other ME game, going to get a shitload of awards, and is going to encourage this company to make more fucking abominations like this because they can get away with it without any consequence, as normies buy the game to play when they wanna shut off their brains and have a drink.

It's a fucking joke. It's all a fucking joke.

Once she's exported to SFM, the game won't be necessary.

>Exported to SFM

Who would even bother?

I used to hate her but now she seems so fucking retarded that it's actually cute and I kinda wanna fuck her.

You can't fuck her though, you can either be her or be her brother and no incest allowed.

I'm still buying this game because the gameplay looks good (this is what curry thunder is responsible for kek), the story is passable, and the funny animations just make me want to play it the same way you just have to look at a car wreck.

>this is what curry thunder is responsible for kek
He's not responsable for anything, he's a code monkey, he writes lines of code, nothing more.

Sara is for taking care of, not for sexual.

yeah since i started assuming she's autistic/retarded, she seems kinda fun.

now i feel like playing the game and making her take the stupidest decisions possible with the most retarded dialogue options available.

the future of hundreds of thousands of people rest on the crooked shoulded of a retarded girl.

not playing until the game is cracked though

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He was the gameplay designer, he had an influence.

If you actually bother searching some info on him you'll find that that's just a lie Sup Forums spread.
He's a code monkey, he doesn't even have a permanent position since code monkeys are contractors and hired in large groups.

it's using a new denuvo protection system so expect at the very least months

>cancer
"Cancer" doesn't simply mean "I don't like thing".

It's not just Sup Forums that says it.

if he's just a code monkey, he's not in a hurry to prove that he is and not some kind of lead designer since that's literally what it says everywhere, even on his twitter white hate account.

in response to RE7 they updated denuvo and now no one can crack that shit. sniper elite 4 is still un cracked, over a month after its release.

They are in the 4th version for a reason.
It's going to get cracked one way or another.

You're telling me you wouldnt want to see her holes stuffed while she has an autistic expression on her face.

yea eventually. sure. but i aint waiting around for months for a crack. fuck that.

Bioware hiring fresh-out-colleges to head up animation is Bioware's fault, not the fresh-out-of-college kid.

Cheap fucks.

No, I would carry her to bed after she falls asleep watching a movie, cuddle her and fall asleep myself while hearing her snoring.

while she continues to make weird faces in her sleep

Why would you ever want this fucking game?

EVERY SCREENSHOT LOOKS TERRIBLE

>Guys I want to play this game just to fiddle with the SFM-tier models.

Why would you want to do this? There are free assets on the Unity store that look better than Andromeda models.

Let's be honest, this is probably EA's fault. This game wasn't even announced as being done before 2018 and now they're claiming that it will be ready just in time for Winter 2017? Fucking horseshit.

Probably the smart decision, user. Just forget this shit game existed and go about your life.

Unfortunately I'm emotionally invested in this garbage series so I'll wait for the based Italians this time around.

you know I have trouble believing that v3 went so long simply because it was so tough to crack and not because scene groups were simply not active in trying to crack it. I honestly wonder if everyone just followed 3DMs lead in pretending to give a shit and waiting to see if denuvo actually effects sales.

because when you don't hear shit from anyone and then CPY comes back out of no where slapping cracks down left and right it's hard to say what the fuck was really going on.

also is it not possible that each time denuvo gets cracked it lends to further incite into their process and how to crack successive versions quicker? I really don't fucking know, it could be a year before we see v4 denuvo cracked or it could only be a month.

I wonder how high up the food chain was the dick that she sucked to get the job, lead facial animator sounds relatively important...
Hehe facial

Was it meant to make her autistic?

>because scene groups were simply not active in trying to crack it.

Hit the nail on the head. It's already been confirmed that Denuvo paid off several large scene groups, especially in China, to specifically not target Denuvo games.

I hear this a lot on Sup Forums; source?

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>mordin died for this

in the future, everyone has boneitis like Joker

There's no one link, unfortunately; most of it is bits and pieces from Chinese articles.

Lots of Chinese groups taking "breaks" when major Denuvo games come out, lots of Chinese groups explicitly stating they won't crack Denuvo games for myriad reasons.

You can argue it's a huge coincidence, but you said it yourself- fucking CPY came out and slapped down cracks. CPY. Fucking Italy niggers.

You know he meant to say he

adding onto this
western groups are more secretive for obvious reasons
if they are paid off its highly likely they simply didnt say shit

I love how most games show off their best screenshots and content for marketing. It's generally understood that games will not look exactly like the trailers 100% of the time. They want to show off their best during the trailers, which is understandable.

If what we've been seeing from Andromeda is their best, that they have chosen to give to marketing as what they want players to see of their game and get excited about, then I am prepared for the rest of the game to be a hot mess.

well if CPY doesn't get paid off then how soon do you think they could crack a dv4 game?

They said it was supposed to fix CC but if it's live, obviously not

but how?

They've managed to get walking/running animation differentiation since at least 2001 from the top of my head (GTA 3)

how would anyone here know, we're not from italy

Hell no, I'm BUYING the game. Can't wait to meet Zaeed's son :)

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>tfw this game lets you play as an autistic girl in space

Very progressive

kys

Ironic shilling is so 2012 user

Is this PS2?

Let's flip the coin boys
>making a joke
or
>paid shill

>winter

You mean spring

The only way this is redeemed is that this is some kind of indoctrination social experiment and the game is amazing on launch

Paid shills are very popular on reddit with 700 upvotes. They cooperate with mods to boost their posts with upvotes.
reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/5zwdbv/no_spoilers_can_we_all_try_to_act_like_adults_here/

Makes me think, what if they're intentionally showing off the worst or even unfinished animations so when people buy it and it's decent everyone thinks better of it by comparison to what we're seeing now.