You did pre-order my game, right user?

You did pre-order my game, right user?

IS THAT A

MOTHERFUCKING

DREAMWORKS REFERENCE?!?!?

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What are some games with cute playable female characters that aren't weeb shit?

No, but i'll use SFM to give you the love BioWare didn't.

Overwatch.

Damn I'd fuck her if she never emoted or turned her head desu

>tfw everytime I see her face I think about Smash Mouth
SOMEBODY

No OP, they're busy preordering mine.

What's their endgame?

tomb raider

Dropping the toaster into the bath tub.

>instead of paragon and renegade options you get paragon and autistic

So is she actually derpy and in over her head and the story is kinda good in exploring that, or are they trying to claim they were only pretending to be retarded with the animation?

The more BioWare ignores it, the more genuine it can be.

i went one step further and got EA EARLY ACCESS

Guys stop you're making me love her

>a few 3 second gifs or webms on Sup Forums represent 30 hours of cutscenes in mass effect

Very true, but my question was basically: is she just a poorly animated generic space hero chick or actually closer to the alpha female of that one nerd group from high school? Because the latter would be quite novel and refreshing.

But someone has to take care of her while Scott goes colonizing planets.

The fuck did they do to the omni-tool?

Plz stop

This, they leave for andromeda in the mass effect 2 years so why the hell all of their technology is much more advanced?

Yes.

The gameplay still looks pretty gud and I've never given a fuck about Bioware's shitty rehashed stories and graphics/models have never been something that really bugged me much.

I'm going to buy it an probably have lots of fun with it.

I skipped ME3. I guess I should skip this gaymen too

I'm slowly starting to believe they made these animations in G-mod/SFM.

>You are going to take care of me and keep me safe.

I wonder if she peed herself while she was getting choked out.

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shes so cute in this pic

high res anywhere?

This is the highest I have.

Witcher

Can I get a BLACKED hand edit pls?

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Ehh, kinda.
The Ciri bits are really short.

hey, someone who is a shill, did you guys adopt todd posting for everything or is it ''''natural'''' ?

If you buy MEA via retail, you should use apt facial expression in the shop..

Looks like his face is tired.

Is he high or something?

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Just dead inside.

I hope this is bait. People like you are exactly the reason why EA and the rest of this fuckers are getting away with this shit time and time again

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I legitimately thought this was something from Garry's mod when I first saw it.

>The videogame industry died in 2007 and you are delusional if you think it's going to change, user!

Alright, I'll bite. What is this and where can I see it?

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Waifufags like you make me want to pirate the game

No reaction? Seriously?

I posted in that thread

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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I cancelled it because the game is a wreck and fuck manveer heir.

Gonna either pirate it or grab it pre-owned depending on stuff

Do it for her.

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Me too.

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Remember to make her autistic user

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I just can't believe they went with "Sara" on their very next game.

If she doesn't have an autism cap on her I'll be disappointed.

Out of all Mass effect charecters you've chosen her

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Triple A titles have been dicking over consumers since PS2 era. Not buying them isn't going to change this. They're just like movies. For every Godfather there's a Transformers.

You can sit to the side and pretend your meager protest will stop an entire business or you can strap in an enjoy the ride for what it is.

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Anyone have the posts from some other thread about the brother walking in on her playing legos naked?

Well we know she's not autistic because she's a little too good at keeping eye contact.

Dem DSL tho.

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Literally me

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Could someone give me a quick rundown on the Ryders?

Poor thing needs to be taken care of.

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The one in the back is all "shit the goblin is turning around just nod"

That should be a new dance move like that stupid dub

>nices move user. Does it have a name?
>Yeah, The Ryder.

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CUTE!

i want to cuddle her!

Two words
Natural selection

actually looks kinda cute here

>has a hard time keeping eye contact

>no real fear of dangers

>giggling for no reason

Is there any one of these that Sara doesn't do?

DONKEY!

Sara's literally the most attractive of the three.

To become the king and queen of games.

Sara is a common jewish name

>being this much of a naturalistic pleb

Not on my watch.

Yeah, the bar's pretty low but yeah.

Unlike previous mass effect custom face look less potato in conversation because they don't smile every time like default ryder.

i don't have any money right now, otherwise i would have gladly bought your game

The term is Darwinist my dear user

That kinda looks like Chloe Moretz.

How underage are you? Its been going on since Atari

Even watching this sequence in context of the whole scene, I still don't get what it wants to convey. Pooppoopeepee literally comes out of nowhere, glomps you, then almost immediately the scene shifts to a shootout.

She looks like she's 12 but she can casually disarm a pissed off Turian merc?

Neat.

I actually canceled my preorder after seeing the Giant Bomb stream.

I didn't want it to be, but this game is a fucking abortion. Seeing it in action was just too much to ignore.

She's flirting with Vetra in this scene so there's a reason to smile, still looks funny though.

cute

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