Rockpapershotgun hates it

>Rockpapershotgun hates it
>Giant Bomb hates it
>E- Celebs like Pewdiepie and Boogie2988 hate it

my god, i think they might have finally killed themselves Sup Forums

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So this is how Bioware dies, with thunderous laughter.

>>Giant Bomb hates it

Jeff also said it will prolly still get 2 sequels

Gamergate is vindicated.

Yes, yes, well done, Pewdiepie, well done. HOWEVER.

is he \our guy/

I know Sup Forums hates ECelebs but you have to understand that the younger more naive crowd looks up to these people. If people like Pewdiepie says he hates the game and isnt going to buy it that deters younger people away from it

So Bioware might've just killed their audience

youtube.com/watch?v=U_j-pOsn6FY

is it ACTUALLY bad though? or is it just the ugly character models/animations that are making people meme? seems like the only negative things I've heard of it were just shitposts about graphics.

Don't be silly, it will still get an 85 on Metacritic and millions of copies will be sold. After which EA will come with some statement that it broke some kind of record and then we'll see a sequel in a couple of years.

Don't forget that DA2 and DA:I also got great reviews despite being utter trash.

im surprised

i dont watch this guys shit but i did see an hour of him streaming the game two nights ago and him and the other mexican were laughing at how bad it was

I'm the biggest mass effect fanboy there is. Played the first three games multiple times. I did 10 hours of Andromeda and I'm honestly done with it. This is the worst mass effect game by far.

story is mary sue bullshit

>you be da PATHFINDER! You need ta leed ya people mon!

All Bioware had was their stories

No, they haven't.
>DA2 will be the end of Bioware!
>Tortanic will be the end of Bioware!
>ME3 will be the end of Bioware!
and now
>ME:A will be the end of Bioware!

Don't you retards get it? It doesn't matter how terrible the product is, the common pleb will still buy it and make them enough money to keep going. They've been doing this for years and will continue to do it.

>give one of their biggest franchises to the C-team comprised of no talent social justice losers
I think they want to die

DA2 sold half as many copies as DAO so i dont know what the fuck you are talking about

There's a lot of gamebreaking bugs.

Game loading two parts of story at the same time.
Combat gameplay is beyond fucked up, with a lot of spiky polygon syndrome and bad pyshics.

Well than if that happens hopefully bioware learn a lesson and doesn't do it again? Making mistakes is how you learn.

Where did I say that DA2 sold well?
It stills old more than two million copies in about two months though. Good enough for that cashgrab.

Multiplayer is literally unplayable since they pair you up willy nilly with whoever is online with no regard to where in the world they're playing. And single player is equally buggy.

Funny, isn't it. ME:A is as buggy as I expected another game to bet yet never was.

i wish we could have another videogame crash

>Sup Forums betraying /ourguy/

This is a game for us Sup Forums, don't let Joe Vargas down!

This game is a mess.
But Bioware will survive this.

The writing is legit terrible, no Sup Forumso.

You could always watch a video like this and decide for yourself.
youtu.be/FGs-pLmDd1s
It's sad that videos like that are basically the modern replacement for trying a game via rental/demo.

There are multitudes of people who consider DA2 their favorite in the Dragon Age franchise to this day. Bioware will be fine, and people'll end up liking Andromeda enough for two sequels and another series down the line.

Mark my words: Bioware will never die.

Dont be so sure

Yup. When Pewds shits on a game there's a good chance that big chunk of his 54 million subscribers are gonna stay away from it. That's a lot of lost sales.

> Go to Andromeda stream
> DAY 1 PATCH!
> DAY 1 PATCH
Fucking lel

I quite like it. Had fun in the trial. Fuck off hipsters.

> tfw we got betrayed by our guy
God fucking damn it, I guess we still have Razorfist

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Was this by the same people who did the original/launch version of SWTOR? Because I'm noticing a lot of similar problems.

SWTOR only got good years later after they replaced most/all of the original crew with the guys from Mythic.

SWTOR still isn't good. In fact it got actively worse

His takedown of this game is gonna be so amazing.

you left out blatant twitter racists too

He just hasn't seen the rest of the internet's opinion so that he could form his own yet. He'll change.

>/vee/ and e-celeb hate this game

So is ME good?

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I look forward to Sup Forums defending ME:A as the "best" Mass Effect in 2022 just because it's the contrarian opinion.

>DA2 will be the end of Bioware!
DA2 was inexplicably praised by reviewers.
>Tortanic will be the end of Bioware!
ToR was inexplicably praised by reviewers.
>ME3 will be the end of Bioware!
ME3 was inexplicably praised by reviewers.
>and now
>ME:A will be the end of Bioware!
ME:A is understandably panned by a lot of reviewers up until now.

You insinuate the continuation of a pattern when there are glaring differences before the release already.

you have no fucking clue how much Sup Forums hates Bioware and EA do you?

He is in for a shitstorm

Yeah it is.

Veterans and people part of the industry struggling to find a job. Yet this 24 year old cosplayer with minimal experience in facial animation, gets lead.

What is fair anymore?

equality finally prevails!

source

I refuse to believe that they made a mistake of this magnitude

fuck off ralph.

But the gameplay is great.That's why.

she sucked some dick

happens across all industries

the Trades
Government positions
Vidya
Programming

>razorfist
>hates third strike
>thinks Manowar is better than Metallica

Contrarin faggot... I guess he really is Sup Forums's guy.

I was playing and got to a part of the nexus and the game crashes and just keeps crashing every time I reload. I can't even play it

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>LETS HIRE A STRONG WOMAN TEAM AND PUSH SJW AGENDA MORE THIS WILL DO GREAT

XDXDXD

Atleast the game is fun.

>game
>is fun

oh boy!

just goes to show women will get hired without having any real talent

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A STRONG WOMAN PLUS GOOD BLOWJOBS UNDER DESK GIVES YOU PROMOTION

It is though

>be middle aged bald man in upper management
>hiring day
>hmm, i COULD hire this one guy who has 30 years animating experience and would be a valuable asset to our team
>OR i could hire this 20 year old bimbo who has promised me a blowjob and that i can grope her every once in a while

I do. And I also know how much Sup Forums loves being contrarian above all things.

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The problem isn't even that she is a woman. It's the fact that after 5 years, they hire someone with no experience (or minimal experience). The same would apply if they hired a man who has no experience - it's a garbage decision by the game director.

With a 40 million dollar budget, they couldn't hire someone, anyone, more qualified?

their dicks aint gonna suck themselves

Anyone got the webm of an explosion and a guy standing right next to it doesn't even react?

She shouldn't have gotten the position, but let's not pretend that Bioware would have done a great job without her. Their technical competence has always been questionable.

More like
>be upper management
>hiring day
>I could hire this one guy with 30 years experience who would be a valuable asset to our team
>said asset is worth $80k annual salary
>OR I could hire this one out-of-college bimbo
>bimbo will work for $35k and dental
>EA has appropriated $40k in the budget for this hire
>tfw

>gotta go fast!

what is with those party member icons when the menu is brought up

It would have been fine if she was hired just as animator, but not as lead one.

You're assuming that $40m actually goes to develoment

How much of that has EA earmarked for marketing, licensing and voice acting?

they went with more stylized portraits like in DAI but didn't really know what stylized meant

you see id believe that if i didnt know that the budget for the game was 40 million. They had the money

She looks gorgeous in the right pic, because she looks like Jessica Alba. The real her is a fat faced piece of shit. And somehow femRyder turned into a fat faced piece of shit instead of her beautiful model face.

>Boogie2988 hate it
The butter golem actually picked a side for once? Mark the fucking day.

Someone post the picture with femryder and peebee side by side edits

she's pretty, would lead her facial animations

yep

youtube.com/watch?v=U_j-pOsn6FY

>FRANCIS HATES MASS EFFECT

But Manowar IS better than Metallica.

Not to defend this clearly shit hire, but...

There's a real possibility she WASN'T the lead, but in the last year or so all the rats fled the ship and she got bumped up purely through attrition or willingness to eat corporate ass.

Like how Mac Walters was the #4 writer in ME1 and managed to make his way up to lead writer because he was willing to be Casey's buttslave while Drew Karpsyhyn and Chris L'Etoile said fuck it and left and Patrick Weekes got shifted over to Dragon Age.

We already know the lead writer for MEA left last year.

are we talking old Metallica or new Metallica?

Manowar beats the shit out of new Metallica

She already deleted info about leading in animation.

no i dont believe that

simply for the fact that EA does things like this

>Maxis
>working on spore
>half the crew wants the game to be ultra realistic with evolution
>the other half wants the game to be kiddie bullshit with googly eyes and sneakers on the creatures
>EA: which is cheaper?
>Maxis team: the latter, but...
>EA: googly eyes it is!

EA is a board room of suits. If you rock the boat are start to use more than your allocated budget you get shitcanned.

More like
>be upper management
>hiring day
>want to hire this perfectly qualified individual but need it approved by other upper management
>after a "meeting" about it, they tell you to hire the unqualified one with the dyed hair
>you know why, everyone know why
>you also get replaced because your initial hire and want of them "didn't align with current company interests"
>you get let go by a guy who joined the company 3 years ago and you just celebrated your 10th year with the company last month
>no one will remember you or your suffering when this comes to light in the media because you were just a normal guy who was trying to do his job well.

I thought Drew Carpathian was reassigned from ME2 up to a more glamorous position workin on The Old Republic.

funny how it turned out everybody thought that game's writing was shit. Heard the Imperial Spy was fun because it was like playing James Bond in space, though.

It has more to do with how corroded Bioware has become from within. They're not even a shell of what they were anymore as their entire studio ethos has changed.

how much of that went to marketing, VA, and literally every other employee, though?

Anyone?

>It doesn't matter how terrible the product is, the common pleb will still buy it and make them enough money to keep going.

That's not really true. There's a point when your product is so bad not even fans will buy it. Of course, RPGs seem to have a much higher bar for tolerance when it comes to these things.

Meh, Imp Spy and a lot of the other classes suffer from "good start...shit finish".
Early gameplay and story seems great, is going places...then heavily falls off.

Only stories i enjoyed all the way was Jedi Knight(because its LITERALLY what the next Kotor single player would have been) and Sith Inquisitor.

Just so you know, the budget for the Witcher 3 was $80 million, and Polish wages are about half of Canadian wages.

That $40 million you're talking about is less than you think it is.

Not defending this hire or ME:A in general, but I don't think you're giving full credit to just how much it costs to make cinematic-focused video games.

Plus, you know smirkfu charged a ransom for her VA work.

I bet she has a real talent. Just not in game development. After all, Mac Walters has to get his dick wet somehow.

I had moderately high hopes for this, because Inquisition managed to be an improvement on DA2 so I figured they were learning. Guess not.

> they hire someone with no experience (or minimal experience)
Well, aren´t you looking like the fool now, when it says "VERY EXPERIENCED" right here...

>SJWs
>doing anything but doubling down, ever

Communists have to be physically removed, user

Budget for Witcher 3 was $35-40 million, everything past that was marketing so their development budgets are comparable. God knows how much was spent on Andromeda's marketing, though.

>normies are making fun of it

Anyone want to guess how long it will be before Sup Forums does a 180 and starts praising it? This is a board filled with contrarians.

Sith Inquisitor was trash start to finish, only redeeming factor was the female VA

most people who played trial claim that game is very good despite facial animations which you can get used to
they say it's worth preorder cause IT'S MASS EFFECT FROM BIOWARE DUDE

nothing will change. financial success, 95 on metacritic and goty

Or maybe... just maybe... Bioware might have the shred of an inclination to GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MAKING GAMES AGAIN.

Just a child with a fleeting and foolish dream though...

>Experience: Very Experienced

Regardless of company or job - how to do you get hired being this retarded?