Mom walked in and saw my Skyrim mods

>mom walked in and saw my Skyrim mods

>Still living with your mom

>dad walked out

OP can't move out because he is underage b&

redpill me on how to move out with a minimum wage job

>still having a mom

>mom walks in on me fucking my mom

step 1: get better job
step 2: move out

>walk outside room
>mom and dad are in another nasty daily fight
>just close door and lose myself in video games

Get a skill and get more pay

If you're working min. wage and you're not in school then you're just retarded

>Dad walked in once while I was playing new Vegas
>Was at the silver rush talking to the Bitch there
> Asks me if I'm talking to an Alien Or monster

>Being a cancerous permavirgin weeaboo whyfoo faggot
>Living with your fucking parents

Just an hero already. You're no good to the vidya industry, much less your parents.

Jimmy, you get back to bed right now! You know you're not allowed to be on your computer this late!

op here

pic related

>being raised by lesbians

This, if you're older than 18, just off yourself already.

Don't live where the cost of living is retardedly high. Get an education and training.

Don't work a miinum wage job. If that is your only option in yoru limited life, then SOL. Need an education but can't pay for it? Student loan (I heard they suck, but hey you need the money right?). Or you could try working ten or twelve hours a day at minimum wage like I did (I did the 10 hours a day 7 days a week, like 3 jobs. sucked balls)

being an adult sucks

why not just an hero

>not having an oedipal complex, and loading skyrim up with sex mods and sluts that look like your mother

That... you might actually be doing it right, nm.

move somewhere where housing is dirt cheap like arizona/new mexico or the south. i live in shitsville nowhere in a tiny trailer and i only work part time but its enough to sustain my low maintenance costs.

biggest problem with minimum wage isnt housing though, its healthcare. God Emperor Trump has smitten me, if i get a serious illness or injury now im pretty much fucked

>live where there are plenty of jobs
>living costs stupid as fuck
>live where costs are low and achievable
>what few jobs there are are under constant threat from liberals who want to close down everything that keeps your town alive

>mfw 23 years old, no college whatsoever, but work a job I'm good at and bought a house last year alone

I can't get a gun license because reasons, family hid all the knifes and forks and spoons pills somewhere. I tried many times (even at restaurants) but they keep failing. I mean unless I just wait for a train or something, I won't be able to. I can't leave the house by myself anymore and either one of my parents can overpower me. I should just wait until they both die when I'm in my 50s before i can kill myself.

See, while some people can't help living with their parents, especially in this environment of high-cost housing and low employment, as well as many people being crippled with student debt, it's your own fucking fault for downloading the mods in the first place.

No shame in living with your parents (well okay, a little shame) but no-one made you download a mod that turns your game into some kind of sex dungeon or whatever. That much at least is on you.

Mom walked in on me playing DOA 2.
Asked me what kind of game is THAT. In a consenting tone.
I told her
Asked why they're half naked.
I told her I didn't know.
Next day came home from school.
Find game missing
Says she brought it to funcoland and traded it in
Refused to give me the money she got for it.
I was being punished for playing dish a disgusting game. According to her.

>I tried many times (even at restaurants)
What the fuck dude.

>what few jobs there are are under constant threat from liberals who want to close down everything that keeps your town alive
I grew up in one of the most red counties in the entire nation, and it was the exact opposite. The conservatives turned their noses up at a small college and industry over the year, and now the town is dying with more people in nursing homes than anything else. There is absolutely nothing for anybody with any sort of college degree to do there for work, and even less so for restaurants or entertainment. Whenever I go back to visit family it's incredibly depressing.

Just

Get a goddamn job

>console friend wants to see my Fallout settlement
>Settlement is all girls in sexy clothes and big guns
>He doesnt want to play his fallout anymore

Tell me user

What was on the screen

>being an adult sucks
Nah, not really. If you applied yourself at all or have the mental fortitude of a slug it's pretty great. Bills and responsibilities suck but if you prepared yourself you should still have the money and time to do whatever you want pretty often.

I live with my mom and I'm 22. Make no mistake I'm a complete fuckup, but that probably isn't even my main issue.

>NEET
>job experience is almost non existent
>no college education
>can barely communicate with other people
>quite possibly autistic

I mean the lack of college isn't a negative in and of itself. But I also have very little in the way of employable skills.

i posted it earlier
also here are my mods

>I live with my mom and I'm 22

LUL same

Horsecock futa succubus mods
because that's what I have

>NMM
HAHAHAHAHA

>squad's together at a friend's house
>we're dicking around on the PC
>dude says his skyrim mods were bugged
>i offer to troubleshoot
>open his skyrim data folder
>r34 mods like caliente's beautiful bodies

Sebastian I know you lurk here

I moved out at 18 working at pizza hut
>min wage payed roughly 1.1k a month
>rent+utilities was roughly 700 a month
I mean you already have your pc
save for a bicycle for transport and youre fucking there m8

it just werks

Not every town is dependent on a fucking coal mine.

>cbbe
>nmm

no wonder she she was disgusted

i dont want to live alone tho

feelsbadman

get a roommate.

even if you live in a place with fairly expensive rent, a roommate immediately cuts it in half. it's so much more manageable. Ask people you know if they could use a roommate.

>college
>industry

>coal mine
That was exactly my point, user. The death of the middle class is going to hurt those small, rural, conservative towns the most. I'm sure you'll yell libtard and cuck in response, though.

You really need to get a job, anything really. After a certain age no work or school history becomes a red flag.

strutting around your own place nude is best m8
you can always pay a pet deposit too and get a kitter
I let a friend move in for a bit, and don't recommend it for every fucking reason you can think of

>He thinks that's bad.

Yuo are like little babby

Watch this

>NMM
Use MO, it's like 100X better

>tfw saving up my money by living with parent whilst going to college

it's the smartest option, anons.

Im autistic and I already got everything loaded into nmm

>Mom comes over
>You know you are 29 years old now don't you want to continue your legacy who will take care of you when your older you know my friends daughter isn't seeing anybody you should put yourself out there

Save a specific amount if anything goes wrong, then get a better job with the 1 or 2 years of experience you have and move out

Seriously what is the attraction here. There is a line between sexy and comical and you crossed it about 5 cup sizes ago.

THIS. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, EVERYONE.

If you reach the age of 25~26 with NO employment history, your life will become drastically more difficult. I have a friend who was simply a college dropout/NEET until this age and he struggled for 2+ years to find a job because no one was willing to hire someone like this.

I really wish I could sit down with some young 18~20 year old anons and just give them some shitty life advice from a former mega-neet that would make their lives so much easier than the shit I and my friends have had to go through.

>whilst going to college
That's the difference between you and the NEETs in this thread. You're good, user.

>he fell for the "independency" jew
How's the mortgage, Chad? Is that walking used onahole worth it?

Do you weight 70lbs what the fuck how can your mom overpower you or are you just very disabled?

...

Not that user, but what's wrong with a mortgage? It's infinitely better than paying rent, you'll never get that money back. At least with a mortgage you can flip a house and make money. I made almost $15k on my first house, and used all of that for the down payment on a bigger, better one.

Got any advice for me friend?

I work shit jobs and I get by but I'd like to actually have disposable income and some kind of investments for the future. Everytime I do get a real 50k+ job I get fired for "failure to perform adequate work" even though I'm doing a hell of a lot more than the old fuckers.

I know, and I'm nearly 23. I've kept telling myself I'll look for work in a couple weeks, then the weeks turn into months and the months become years. I'm also afraid of being in public.

It sounds idiotic, but it isn't an easy cycle to break. I often wonder if I'm going to end up killing myself.

I used to go through that.

Now I'm 29 yo and don't live with them anymore, but if that shit happens again I tell them they're being idiots. Later both of them will individually ask me for counsel. I'm not sure if I'm doing better now or before.

I've also told them I don't wanna marry because of them, and it seems like it's helped in the sense that they don't fight as often.

>Go to bathroom
>Mom walks into bedroom
>Sees the guild treating me like a slutty girl

I don't know what it means, i chose it because it sounds complicated.

Any strayan anons with job advice, specifically, job advice for an engineer that doesn't want to work out in the mines?

im 20 right now currently trying to get my GED then ill be off to college. I was a NEET for 3 years and i decided i needed a change.

>Everytime I do get a real 50k+ job I get fired for "failure to perform adequate work"
This is a red flag, what kind of work are you in and why do you keep getting fired?

>GED
user, why? High school is like 75% just showing up, you have to actively try to fail to not get a diploma.

Is there a reason people make fun of NEETs other than them being jealous of their easy lifestyle while they had to go through unnecessary difficulties?

The only people i can see doing it is stupid teens and manchildren looking for validation and making fun of others to try to fit in. It's pathetic.

>playing skyrim
You only have yourself to blame plebian

I don't care unless they are doing something like living off the government because then they are just a waste of tax dollars.

see and .

Yes, because the NEET lifestyle is pathetic. There's a reason most NEETs are depressed fags.

If you can, you should see a psychiatrist. Everyone should, really.

I'm doing fairly well and I still feel like shit during most of my week. A shrink will help you sort out your bad habits, and will shed some light on attitudes that hold you back. Also, meds can help a ton.

user, you're young now (believe me, the time and things that go down between 22 and 29 are way too many), but time and life will pass you by if you keep living like that.

Having been NEET, it's terrible.

>If you applied yourself at all or have the mental fortitude of a slug it's pretty great
what if you have genes predisposing you to laziness and low IQ?

You make your own decisions in that regard, quit trying to play the victim you pussy

dont want to make a sob story but i broke my leg and i was in @ out of the hospital for years prior because it got an infection. I couldve done home school but i squandered the chance by acting like a fuckhead only caring about vidya. GED is my only chance now to make something out of myself.

>He doesn't play the best platform for ero-games
>He didn't buy it for Todd alone

Because it almost certainly can't last forever. If you can make it work forever, and you're GUARENTEED that it will last forever (trust fund baby or w/e) then great, more power to you, you're living the dream. If you can't, you're just delaying the inevitable and it will eventually catch up with you in a very bad way.

Remember, even government autism bucks can dry up if laws change. Even a simple 1 or 2 shift a week stocking job, where you barely interact with other humans, will mean the world to your job application if you are forced to work full-time int he future.

i don't make decisions in a vacuum. i'm compelled by how the atoms in my brain are moving.

if i'm playing victim it's because that's what my atoms are doing. i don't get to decide otherwise, else i'd have already done so since being a NEET sucks.

NEETs have seen the true aspect of life, they don't have any obligations or worries, they can perceive life without any artificial interference. They have seen the true pointlessness of things while everyone else keeps justifying their own existence by doing what they're told like the fucking childs they are.

>playing skyrim in 2017
No wonder she was ashamed of your casual ass

>tfw live in a country where there is no societal expectation to move out straight after school and most people don't move out of their parent's house until they're married

If life gets harder you can always kill yourself without worries. Still this doesn't explain why people make fun of it. The lives of NEET have nothing to do with you, unless you're a state cuck and keep whining about muh taxes which get stolen anyways.

what's the problem still living with your family? if you go out looking for a roommate you risk your life to team up with some batshit crazy people and your parents help you with the living expenses. I have absolutly no reason to go out and live all by myself spending a lot of money alone or risking my life.

The kid needs an expensive dicksleeve to tell his friends about it or he'll cry. Deep inside he knows his mindset is pitiful, but convinces himself he's doing nothing wrong by repeating what his friends tell him, since he doesn't have a will of his own.

feels good
also
>you have a good relationship with your parents

>step 1: get better job
Whoa, I didn't realize it was this easy. See ya guys, I'm going to go become a CEO now.

If you can't pay off the house and get set on a certain year mortgage and miss a couple payments you can get it repossessed. So let's say you lose a job and can't keep up the income just to survive let alone pay for the mortgage you're SOL. Obviously this isn't a major problem but it's something to consider since you wouldn't have gotten the mortgage in the first place if they didn't consider you a chance for profit.

>risking my life

You risk your live crossing the street to get to gamestop. You risk your life when eating. You risk your life when in a moving vehicle. What a shtty point

Same here. For a time I wanted to move but traveled to work and the town I worked in was shit, so I was unsure. Now I work in my own city and don't even care anymore. I haven't killed myself yet, only because it'd hurt muh mom.

After reading through some of these replies, I think I'll just stay as an 18 year old NEET.

Good on you, wagies just want you to fall for the job meme so you're as miserable as they are.

What do you guys do when you have girls over.

this.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with living with parents until you're financially secured and ready to move out.

If you're sitting your ass at home and not doing anything with your life (NEET) then you're a lost cause

i don't

>NEETs have seen the true aspect of life
Bahahaha, jesus man why are you defending worthless NEETs so much? Hit a little close to home, huh? People in this thread are rigthfully making fun of them for being the lazy pieces of shit they are.

Even you say they might as well kill themselves, wow, that sure is seeing the true aspect of life. fucking kek

Different guy here, not everyone has luck in life. I got an infectious disease when I was young and ended up with massive memory loss to the point that schooling was almost a no-go for anything that's not directly copied from a book and my ability to draw conclusions from things I've read is completely shot. I can't write essays on things I've read to save my life because I only remember the ending and only for a bit even with weeks of rereads.

I'm basically forced into a GED and trade school if I want to survive.

You bring them over? Are your parents zealots and forbid the opposite sex in your house? Why is this difficult to fathom?

Or you could just go over to hers.

>girls over
Are you joking, I hardly ever talk to anyone much less girls. I doubt they'd want anything to do with me.