I liked Pinocchio and Gullivers Travels
Post patrician video games
Jaxson Allen
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Owen Allen
Nintendo was making trashy phone apps before smartphones were a thing.
They were totally ahead of the curve in a hamfisted way.
Leo Butler
>This product does not require age classification
Justin Brown
If you put a book in a video game it is no longer art.
Parker Sullivan
For shame, there is fucked up shit in Madame Bovary
Charles Edwards
>ERSB guy sits down, wonders what shitty horror game they will make him play today
>"Read 100 classic books and look for swears and violence"
Robert Taylor
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Grayson Ward
That sounds neat.
It reminds me of the virtual tour through the Louvre that you can get for the 3DS.
Parker Price
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Charles Jones
ESRB people don't play anything, you give them a bunch of materials containing the most egregious content in the game, be it dialog or gameplay and a check for $4000, and then they give you a rating.
Brandon Flores
>Pinocchio
poor mans galatea
>Gullivers Travels
a modest proposal was better
Brody Ortiz
fucking classic
Jaxon Morgan
I'm guessing this was $30? I bet you could find something like it on your phone for free, now.
Isaac Peterson
>reading
Only faggots do that, I don't even read my own posts
Benjamin Kelly
Was this game actually any good? I remember the 360 version looked pretty good at the time. The animations were kinda janky though.
Parker Bennett
What did you say?
Tyler Jones
Nintendo were making touchscreen timewasters before phones did.
So you can thank the DS for creating the mobile market today.
Oliver Hernandez
I don't know.
Ethan Turner
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Liam Jackson
>reading
>not doing daily mini games for real life
I've been actually playing this for the past few days, it's kinda fun. I don't think it actually works, but it's a nice thing to pop into 10 minutes a day
Gavin Anderson
even though they're totally different, it felt designed like Star Wars: Republic Commando
very, very repetitive
Levi Green
sometimes they play things to make sure publishers aren't bullshitting them, so let's make believe and imagine the unlikely scenario that poor ESRB-kun was assigned a fuckton of books to read
Matthew Anderson
I think they just looked up the list of books and tried averaging out the rating for them.
I mean books have ratings.
Right?
Austin Rodriguez
>tfw emulating DS on smartphone and on PC is a pain in the balls due to the dual screen and the stylus
Cooper Bailey
Is that Japanese only
Gabriel Brooks
Nigga i can confirm you that it works, you wont get smarter at all but your attention, concentration and memory gets better
Oliver Baker
no it came out here too
they didn't market it very well and all the mainstays of the original DS like nintendogs and brain age just fizzled into irrelevance because nintendo can't market worth a damn
Luis Turner
Nah I'm pretty sure Brain Age 2 was fairly pooular
Matthew Taylor
that was a DS game
nobody even remembers nintendogs + cats, I di
Jordan Rodriguez
>sold 3ds for switch
>now can't play that
Any good, free alternatives for android?
Camden White
>egregious
Sebastian Hughes
>Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie
John Lewis
youtube.com
Do I win?