Zora appreciation thread

Zora appreciation thread

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I want a fishwife.

Mipha is a fish! Fish blood! Cold-blooded! Cold-hearted! Unloveable! Lives in water! Wet all the time! Sex-crazed slut! A dead fish in bed! Obsessed with elephants! Elephants shoot water! Doused all the time by an elephant! Colored red! The color of lust! Turboslut! Smells fishy! Baited easily! Expressionless face! Robot fish! No nose! Ugly! Wears ornate jewelry to distract from her un-nose! Ugly! Head is a shark! Yikes! Scary is not cute! Swims in water! Pees in water! Swims in pee! Yuck! Made armor for Link! Armor for the person she wants to marry! Link is Hylian! She's a Zora! Race traitor! Unloyal! Obsessed with healing! Healslut! Ready every 30 minutes! Town bicycle! Midget legs! Disproportionate! Ugly! Hidden forehead! Hides the ugly! Ugly forehead! Ugly face! Ugly fish! Ugly! Smelly gross ugly fish!!!!!

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I want to marry Mipha!

Fuck Fish niggers

t. winner of the Linkbowl

I'm incredibly turned on by this

t. autistic Zelda

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Why isn't there more to this?

I WANT A FISH WIFE
its not fair

mfw when that never happened

>There will never be hetro porn of him

Because the guy on dA who made it vanished off the face of the earth, presumably.