Tell Yoshi bedtime story now

Tell Yoshi bedtime story now

haha

Allow me to recite the entire lore of Touhou

KOOPA FOOTBALL PLAYERS CAPTURED THE PRINCESS

could you actually? cuz ive never understood what the hell that series is about

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sony won

why yoshi have to die so soon

You're nothing but an extra jump in ROM hacks

Hey! Yoshi's tongue licks goombas haha

once a upon a time there was an ugly barnacle

the barnacle was soooo ugly, everyone died.

the end.

Forced meme

>forced

Neo Sup Forums >>>out

You know what they say; early to bed, early to catch the worm...

Or is it the bagel?

Okay please I've been trying to look for this old video for so long, it's where Luigi puts Yoshi to bed and says "You know what they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the bagel... or is it the bagel?"

I saw it years ago and can't find it.

once upon a time, the ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________videogames________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>he doesn't like our dank maymay

Consider suicide, newfriend

So I was banned from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom for plowing Princess Toadstool.
So, when I put my thing in her, you know, I put on a magnum condom. But the condom broke, so I took the pill.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

>early to catch the bagel...
>or is it the bagel?"

I dont get it

There was more to the video, but that's honestly the only line I can remember.

Shit man, why are shitty, old ytps so comfy?

Luigi, pill is for princess.

yoshi
i hav found this golden egg
do you want to hold it

Pill is for princess
HIYAAAAHHHHHHH

YOU
DIDNT
MAKE
IT

Ok so theres this place called Gensokyo that was a fucking shithole where a bunch of humans and magical people fought a bunch until this girl Yukari who can manipulate the boundaries of the universe uprooted it from the earth and made it it's own plane. Also on the moon there is a separate plane where ultra powerful rabbit people live.
So one day, one of the strongest rabbit people named Aiden has a maid Alice who dies, Aiden likes Alice so she kills the people who killed her and put their life energy in Alice but it caused her to gain the power to make anyone who looks into her eyes go insane. So Alice goes to earth and meets these vampire sister Remillia and Flandre who are also really powerful and makes them both go insane so their librarian has to board them up to stop them from killing everyone. Well Flandre is weaker than Remillia but somehow wins and absorbs her to become the Scarlet Devil who is REALLY strong and starts wrecking up everything.
So the while the Scarlet Devil is fucking everything up there is this shrine maiden girl named Reimu and her mom dies and she really doesn't like that so she absorbs the power of god and fucks over the Scarlet Devil and then get's the strongest people in Gensokyo and tells the general population that if they want to fuck shit up they have to do it a specific way or else the strongest people will kill them
That's Touhou in a quarter of a nutshell

>I CHISELED IT
what did he mean by this?

who are you quoting?

ok go on

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

That's pretty much it in broad terms
If I had to explain everything we would be here for at least 24 hours

Just googled it, its literally the video in OPs pic

Are you shitting me man ?

DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS

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ive got nowhere to be if you're up for it

Well this thread is barely video games lay it on me

Also why is all tohuh porn of flandre? Isn't she 12?

Sounds like your ears aren't working properly, or your eyes. The original episode quote is "catch the worm, or is it the bagel".

I'm not looking for the episode, I'm looking for a the YTP that changed it to what I remember. But nice job, and here I was thinking my attention span was bad.

>Isn't she 12
Something something actually 1000 years old ect ect

Man, why speak in riddles and not just say its "Youtube poop" (yes, thats what those remixes are called)

Well, actually wanted to help you but I watched some and that shits retarded as fuck so Im out

fucking secondaries, that is all wrong

>manipulate the boundaries of the universe

You're going to have to explain to me what that means

Hey there little buddy.
Are you ready to sleep?
Good then let's play the nighty night game.
Lower that tail, boy. Don't make this any harder than it has to be.

I never liked yoshi

It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!