Ryder's mother was literally brazilian

>Ryder's mother was literally brazilian

>huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

>it's always fucking Rio

>it's never São Paulo

São Paulo is the second choice. Max Payne 3 did it. The other states are vastly underrepresented.

>be huehue
>people ask where im from in brazil
>always answer rio or sao paulo coz why bother

So, maybe the Zyka virus also makes children autistic.

where are you actually from though

>not saying your state's name
>letting Rio and São Paulo keep cucking us

Minas gerais lol

>Point that original Ryders are spics

>All \v enrage MUH THEY ARE WHITES

>Mixed genes with brasilians


I was right all along.

>implying Minas has internet
>implying that any other state has internet but Rio and São Paulo

>Ryder (formerly Harlow)
>didn't keep her own name or at least hyphenate
I BET THE PATRIARCHY DID THIS

>ufrj

Lol i dont live in brazil anymore and yes internet is a luxury outside of the main states.

I'm from Mato Grosso do Sul and my internet is alright.

Stop larping, I bet you're from Rio

I'm actually from MS though

lying is bad

What's wrong with her face?

i have met some very well spoken BRs. the problem is that most brs are fucking annoying as hell and spam huehuehue and ruin everything that they touch. i feel really bad for the good BRs, you guys should just never tell anyone that you're actually BR.

She had zika

>she was a scientist working rio
>therefore she was automatically brazilian
>also harlow is a very brazilian name too

This is what I do.

desiretoknowmoreintensifies

what is this brazillian meme, what game are you guys playing where you are faced with hordes of brazillians.

i like their women

If it was São Paulo, her mother would be glue right now
So Max said something about one of his former jobs being "get drunk and screw broads", on a scale of 1 to 10 how slutty are the girls there

wtf is wrong with the lighting and the models jesus christ.
Even in still images, where they can set the scene and position the fucking lights, it constantly looks like a rubber skin with hair glued on top. Like holy shit how is it so bad

Makes sense, people only know your capital.

>A game where the mc has well defined parents.

Did other rpg ever did that ?

7/10 you still need money and a good look to fug hot girls

>UFRJ

She's has aids and the mental capacity of a baby equine.

>Harlow-Ryder
>Low Ryder

kek

>Rio
>Capital

Isn't that from lord of the rings

So the Ryder cyblings are basically a failed Mengele experiment.

So, Zika virus?

Falout 3

Well that explains her big butt.

So, he fugged? Is Max still capable of fucking anymore? He keeps saying he's one fat ugly motherfucker. Must be the jet black credit card he's carrying

It's the place from where all the actually good brazilian food comes from.

>have brazilian half brother from belo horizonte
>his sister is dark skinned
>hes light skinned
>love eachother especially being bullied from both sides of the race spectrum

aiii papi, life finds a way

good luck my huebros with the recession, heard its fucking rough there now.

Jesus christ she looks just like a girl monkey from planet of the apes

I was clearly talking about Sao Paolo.
Nice knowledge of geography there, Sup Forums

>Ellen Harlow
>was working in Brazil
>doesn't have a BR name
>isn't said to have been born in Brazil
Are you retarded OP?

>Sao Paulo
>Capital

How the fuck are the models so ugly this is a AAA game in 2017

they were made intentionally ugly.

>São Paolo
>Capital

Why would they do that?

DAO,
BG.

Her name is Ellen Harlow, and it never says she's from Brazil, only that she did scientific study there

Stupid little fucker

>DAO
The only one who didn't have family was the Dwarf Commoner one, right? Or the Elf Mage?

Mages in general didn't get much of a story. All were pretty much copies.

Commoner has a sister and a mother

Both Mages are lacking a family though

>American education

Because bioware is infested with sjw and women who hate beauty.

Have you been in a cave for the last 4 years?

Gotta go with the BLACKED states, there's no prog points of using the southern white states

The only feasible choice
Either that or Buenos Aires

>shitskin
>lives in brazil

>"shes white!!!1!"

Aren't people in the military not allowed to get in a relationship with each other?

say that to Shepard

Underated

Which south american country is it OK to race mix with?

Brazil

This explain the monkey face.

Huehuehuehue fuck off huehuehue

>it's the future
>poor women are still forced by the patriarchy to take on their husband's name

Ugh. Just ugh. I thought Bioware was better than that.

>He doesn't know that Argentina is white

Today I will remind them!

>tfw doing biomedicine at ufrj

C-can I meet a Ryder too?

You'll user. It's your destiny.

It's what I do, why even bother.

>tfw Belém

>tfw huelander
>tfw NORDESTINO
Sadfrog.jpg

t. white middle class playboyzinho

>UFRJ
>implying she did anything but smoke the weed
trashiest uni in the country. fight me

>formerly Harlow.

Amazing that with all the "progressiveness" in Bioware they still push this surname changing meme.

oi m8 me too, which city? Belzonte master race here.

>tfw you are dating a girl from Peru

How fucked am I guys?

shut up you cunt, Minas is maximum comfy

>SP
>Capital

wut

>Peru is Peru in portuguese
>Turkey is Turquia
BUT TURKEY MEANS PERU, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS LANGUAGE?

I'm from Pernambuco and i understand what you're saying but Minas Gerais doesn't really fit with "other states" statement.

>Apple menas maçã
>Apple means smartphone

Well to be honest, there isn´t something like a "BR name", we got all kinds of races here so people have names from all over the world, I once knew a guy a guy called Jamal Yuri Djin and he was white as chalk.

What do you mean?

I'm also from Pernambuco and we get internet just fine here.

t. Hellcifense

Not when USP exists

>tfw also a Recifense
>finally have been part of a serious crime

Nothing like having a knife brandished against me

Blogpost for me, user

>UFPE
>Centro de Informática
Pretty comfy desu senpai

Today, I will remind them.

>Mais uma thread de contenção onde BRs falam entre si em inglês

>be hue hue
>from Campinas
>Always say I'm from sao paulo, cause it's easier

>Walking around Tamarineira coming back from college
>I saw this guy on the other side of the street staring at me
>There was no place store or building i could enter in the street so i tried running towards a taxi point
>However the dude was on a bycicle so he quickly closed on me
>He blocked my way with the bycicle and brandished a knife
>I managed to put like 2-3 meters away from him and kept that distance
>Maybe some car threatned to stop or something so he got up on the bycicle and left.

It really wasn't anything serious at the end.
I just had this weird pride of never being part of something like this

She's Brazilian

If i wanna speak the mother language i'll go to Sup Forums

>tfw you live next to Tamarineira
Thank fuck I drive to get around places, gotta love being a white playboyzinho.

Meant to reply to this fag

fuck, I once saw a guy robbing people at the bus stop with a giant butcher's knife in BH at 3 AM scary shit.

>"white"
Heh