When link is on Epona are you still controlling Link or are you controlling Epona?

when link is on Epona are you still controlling Link or are you controlling Epona?

More importantly: have you evers had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

that's dedication right there

You're controlling link controlling the reins.

Your brain is controlling your body which controls the controller which controls the button input feed which controls both the horse and Zelda by proxy, faggots.

nintendo is controlling you.

considering Epona likes to do bullshit to piss you off, no yo don't control her.

Who controls your brain?

your skeleton

Hey put a spook warning there my man

I have no fuckin' clue stop messing with my head.


BotW and SotC both have you unambiguously controlling wander/link who is then controlling the horse though.

>you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Who are "they" and why do i want them to do me?

no

>Skeleton

Go back to /x/ with your conspiracy theories you fucking faggot. Skeletons don't exist.

what do you think it feels like to ride epona haha i mean do you think link gets a boner from all the rubbing and bumping haha i would like to smell epona's tail

Most zelda games with a horse you control the horse, except for BotW, where you contol link who controls the horse

It's "when you want HIM to do you so much "

Did you watch the fucking video and type this? Well done, kek

I fucking hate when people say we dont exist.
Skeletons are real. Burn your skin off and youll see bone, retard

>we

>we
there are skeletons right now who are posting on Sup Forums

Is a horse an athlete?

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