Who wins in a fight?

Who wins in a fight?

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The 6'2" guy

>numale faggot
>space god

I dunno.

Even female Shep should bend Ryder over her knee and crack him in half.

Zaeed

Will we do this at a catchweight?

I love default Shep. ME 1 and 2 have great memories for me.

From the pure possible abilities I would say Ryder. If we take character into account, that is his battle experience, ability to make decisions and shit like that, probably Shepard.

ur mum and this dead thread

>game take place 600 years later
>still the same guns and technology

I didn't think they could make a male protagonist design more boring and bland than Shepard. I'm appreciating his chiseled jawline, slick buzzcut, and actual sentience/presence so much more now that we have fucking scott as the follow up

at least sarah's cute

How fucking dumb are you

Top fucking kek

>he didn't appreciate sheploo since the very beginning

Sheploo is a God among man.

what do you mean by this ?

w-what about ME3?

Ryder because he's a fucking mary sue that has a VI in his head.

The one that looks like a man.

We should have had an old man Shephard game.

Can't you read?

Ha! He is like little baby

>sheploo
>bland
the man is photogenic as fuck, he actually looks like a hero. you can't create a character in the game that looks as iconic as sheploo.

He's DEAD, user.

In melee combat? Who knows, there isn't a big enough size difference for it to matter

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you dont respond to a question by a question

This, let's not forget that the game has 2 default characters for each sex and has the ability to create your own character, yet Shepard is the face of Mass Effect trilogy.

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Who are you to judge me, if you can't even read?

And YOU don't respond to me, ever.

Don't respond to my friends ever- EVER again you little twerp.

Don't think about fucking responding, CUNT

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chad thundercock

>manlets not even once

The two talk for a bit, Shepard makes him feel bad then Ryder kills himself.

You mean that game that got cancelled after Bioware got shut down? Oh well, I guess we'll never know how they end up beating the Reapers.

>I didn't think they could make a male protagonist design more boring and bland than Shepard.

Male Shep is one handsome man, I couldn't even come close to creating a male character that looked as good as he did, so I always went by the default.

Can someone post a picture of MC from Andromeda from the last years build before they made everything look like shit?

No he's not. Did you even see the revised ending?

Is there any concept art of he Ryder twins? Obviously Shepard looks intimidating here since it's an illustration as opposed to a default standing model.

But user, the reapers lose!

Don't you dare respond to me or my son ever again, you mongrel.

unless i fucked up,is the guy on the right 4 foot 7 or around there?

who the fuck is 4 feet tall

You mean the ending they shoehorned in to shut autists like you up?

>He didn't go for the destroy option...

I picked control because synthesis is retarded and I love the Geth.

>mfw Shepard is literally an older tom Brady
Anyone else see this?

No u didnt

But user

Shepard cant dance

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That looks really creepy. Shepard never expresses that much emotion.

Delete this, now.

you fucks are making me think about replaying the trilogy

Shepard. Either sex. Either affiliation.

no

The character-designer sucked in all three games. I could spend hours playing around with it (and savegame editor) and still every Shep ends up looking the same in-game. Sucks. I got a few good morphs but by then I'm so fed up I just quit the character. Well, that, and the fact that I played the trilogy like 10 times.

Do it. Then regret it all when you're forced to choose between three colors.

He already died once and it was no issue

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How fucking dare you respond to my wife's bull's son

Robert Downey Junior

not knowing the 4th option

isnt the guy on the left technically taller than the guy on the right?

kek

No

>iron manlet

>surviving a big explosion in space
>falling down on earth
>entering the atmosphere
>he survived lol

How have I not heard that before

Yeah, as an artist I can tell his proportions are totally fucked up. Even the average "dumpy" man has the legs as long as torso+head. This fucker has the legs as long as his already short torso.
The arms should also be way longer and reach lower than his crotch.
This isn't a man, this is an abomination

truly the universe is in safe small hands

No he died but cerburus comes and make him new jesusman

Shepard can kill an average Krogan warrior in a v1 fistfight with ease. This little twink is nothing.

im legit surprised that isnt a term thats flung around

>no guys Lelouch is dead, I swear on me mum, the post credits scenes don't matter

Yeah actually, he did that once already lol.

with help
where he only flew into the atmosphere

Shepherd is a God amongst men.

Little fags like Ryder shouldn't even be in his presence.

>you weren't born in the heroic proportion

I don't care if it would be hard to find a girl, I just want to be the tall guy for once. 175cm is a living hell.

>Scott's an apathetic manlet that'll probably go nuclear in the near future
>Sara's so autistic she's basically a child
Great characters Bioware.

you could move to a country with a lower average height

>falling down on earth
the citadel never hits earth in the extended cut

Shepard wins this one, numale faggot too busy thinking about fucking his sister.

Even the father of the Ryder twins couldn't win against Shepard.

the whole thing explodes he is not in space anymore here

I'd rather not forego the pleasant standard of living here just to rise above some shitskins.

You can be the tall hero.
Just buy Mass Effect Andromeda (tm)

I take solace in the fact default male Shep is a good looking fellow
Thanks for being handsome Mark Veneer

Captain autism would give shepard autism so bad that he would die, so yeah he wins

175cm ain't tall for sure but it's not that bad user, don't get memed. 5cm below the perceived "perfect" height is fine.

i was about to say that only parts of it explode but clearly the entire central section does
i guess they got lazy and just shoehorned in a shepard survives scene or something

dude on the left reminds me of american soldiers

HOW. HOW THE FUCK THEY FUCKED THIS UP SO BADLY. Are they fucking blind? They must have fucked this game up intentionally. There's no other explanation.

>I don't care if it would be hard to find a girl, I just want to be the tall guy for once.

Under what circumstance would being tall make it hard for a guy to find a girl? Every girl I know is with someone at the very least 5'10. Every short girl I know is with someone at least 6'

kys

3 Ryders plus all the MEA companions and Shepard may need to get some help.

youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0

Take Garrus and Wrex if you really want to go for overkill.

its not even subtle jesus christ

>implying that wasn't the very first thing to happen in 2
>and then they never mention it again

Hold on bud, searching for images but can't find them.

>tfw you played through the original 3 ME games recently and went through nostalgia overload and had a great time
>tfw you knew ME:A would probably be shit but it's still ME, so maybe it might be bearable
>tfw nope it's complete shit and now the series is ruined and will probably die
Thanks Bioware