IN MY EYES

IN MY EYES
INDISPOSED

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That looks familiar.

>73 review score
And they say there's no nepotism in the industry.

IN DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

LIES THE FACE

>yeah the game isn't good but the message is brave & stunning

BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME

>3.8
>"generally unfavorable"
Kek

what the fucking fuuuuuck?

Did anyone expect anything else? I'm actually surprised it's that high

>some fags actually dare to give it 9-10
what the hell is their problem

man, if it wasn't for the obviously exagerated motion of the Krogan for the headbutt, they could've faked and said "lol he's a big guy, shoulder's enough"

Fat envelopes from EA

I'd say the game is just OK so far. It has a lot of flaws. But still, there hasn't been enough time from the launch of the game for that many people to have finished it. I'm willing to bet most of the reviews are from the hatejerk and haven't played more than a few minutes of the game if at all.

people gave no man's sky high scores too.

I'M NEVER ALONE

I'M ALONE ALL THE TIME

what about the invisible chair the salarian sits on

SONIC BOOM

youtube.com/watch?v=R6RD6mjiIZE

TIME MELTS AWAY IN THIS LIVING INFERNO

So there is some justice left in this world.

>Zelda is the better RPG compared to the new Mass Effect

What happened?

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> I won't buy a game because of a reddit raid
lol

>Take all the trannies and fags
>Put them on a big ship and send them to another galaxy
Great premise for a game

oh shit I never noticed that

>I won't buy a game because it's of shit quality

ftfy

What the fuck is happening? Is this really in-game with no fucking around?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Wait, Brian actually released a game? How did I never hear of this?

> poor
hoho

I'D LISTEN TO THE WORDS HE'D SAY
BUT IN HIS VOICE I HEARD DECAY

I don't know. There were quite a lot of threads both when it was originally released and when the Steam port came out. In fact I find it hard to believe anyone who knows who this individual is wouldn't also know about Revolution 60

how turn something genuinely amazing into reddit: the video

I'M JUST A HUMAN
AFTER ALL
plz gib monie

WOW THANKS Sup Forums
Thanks for trolling another amazing game into the ground. Thanks for ruining any hope of OUR video game culture ever being progressive. When jackbooted thugs come to beat up me and my seven trans boyfriends I'll be thinking of you, I hope you're fucking proud of yourself. I don't play games but even I know Mass Effect Andromeda was a groundbreaking progressive masterpiece and you fucking ruined it.

Fuck you all. I'm literally crying right now. I need to go put on a diaper and de-stress.

Hope you're fucking proud.

It's like an experimental art film

i would like to know if a respectable reviewer will finally push that score into the yellow

> respectable if it suits my agenda

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This game must be trippy af while playing high.

>Smashes a bottle
>Every glass shard is nearly as big as the bottle itself
>There is a smoke for some reason
>Woman just stares at nothing for no fucking reason
>Somehow she hits a fucking shoulder instead of the head
>Smoke again after she hits a table
>Glass shards are there but that small bottle she hit is still fine
>Alien guy (forgot how those fags were called) sits but the there is no chair
>His expression doesn't fucking change at all, literally frozen face
Impressive, sadly it's not as bad as that Mafia 3 webm but they're getting close.

Give them a break. They found the Monolith and have entered a new plane of existence. Mass Effect Andromeda is the 2001: A Space Odyssey for a new generation.

>thanks for ruining any hope of OUR video game culture ever being progressive

I know this is just a joke, but I really get mad about how SJW thinks everyone should fight for their particular political views, and even bash anyone that don't want to waste time with their bullshit.

Everyone that waste time with politics without earn money with it, is slightly retarded and very egocentric.

It's 78 on PC now

Damn Sara looks like THAT?

Imagine being Scott Ryder in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Peebee, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific ogre-like monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both me and my sister." when all he really wants to do is fuck his Turian squadmate in the Captain's Quarters. Like seriously imagine having to be Scott and not only lying on the floor while Peebee flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her amorphous body and sleak, oily skin, and just lie there, save after save, load after load, while she perfected that pounce. Not only having to tolerate her terrible fucking animations but her teenage attitude as everyone in the game tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PEEBEE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lie there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of turians, human females and later alleged siblings for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her flabby stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her motion-capture actress and 3D modeler in the previous months. And then the player loads another save, and you know you could kill every single person in this game, including the player before he could even reach for ALT-F4, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Scott Ryder. You're not going to lose your future sequel over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Ugh. Why do PC fags have such low standards

>WHO TOOK MY LEGOS!

Bombcast absolutely trashed this game.
If they end up scoring it, the metacritic will go even lower.

I think the only reason it doesn't have a higher critics score is because the reviewers are afraid of gamergate so they put artificially low scores. Goobers don't read so in the review they say good things about the game. The user reviews are obvious gators spamming them with 0's even though they haven't played the game.

when all you play are indie games, it's easy to overlook such horrendous flaws

75 seems absurdly high considering everybody laughs at the fucking thing, even sites who used to shill shamelessly for Bioware.

The fact that an absolute joke tier game can get only thirteen points less than a GOTY candidate kind of shows how fucked up Metacritic is as a measure of games.

Slayer?

something something glass bottle morphs into a ford taurus windshield upon shattering

Heard you talking poo about my game like I wouldn't find out.

How is that video anything like Reddit?

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

I'm glad this shit game burns to death.

Thanks neo-bioware. :^)

>I actually bought the game

IT'S BEEN A WHILE

> argument ad populum
Metacritic gave high scores to fucking Zelda and assorted weeb shit. They are not to be taken seriously.

OH SHIT HIT THE DECKS IT'S CURRY THUNDER!!!

CURRY THUNDER

I think reviewers were just afraid to call the game out for the unfinished mess that it is. Apart from venturebeat, the reviewer's playthrough was unforgivably bugged.

At least it not a shitty 3d Zelda...

It won't, redditor :^)

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Yes, we ALL need to support this to dethrone Nintendo. Just shut the fuck up, bite the bullet, and buy the game, alright? We HAVE to do this

Goes to show how inflated professional reviews are and how user scores, despite the drones, is a better measure of quality.

All they had to do was give you an autistic sister route and it would've been goty. It could've out scored Zelda. Blunder of the century.

>curry thunder

You think they would have learned their lesson after the miscarriage of an ending that was ME3.

Then they shoehorned in this Andromeda expedition garbage despite it directly conflicting with the series lore. Andromeda is a game that shouldn't and didn't need to exist. They should have just continued after the ME3 ending or re-wrote the story, there was a lot of room to create a story about rebuilding the galaxy after the reapers, and potential conflicts that would erupt between species during the process.

I mean fuck, they could have done the same shit and set the game hundreds / thousands of years after ME3, as the milky way is still vastly unexplored in the mass effect universe. It makes no sense that a bunch of people would fuck off to Andromeda (especially since with the lore no one believed the Reapers were a real threat) when you have the vast majority of the milky way still untouched / undiscovered.

Biodrones are real. My brother is one. He gets legit angry when i criticize their games. Not even hard shitting on either, just mentioning the funny shit I've seen about andromeda on here or the generally negative reviews others have given it

>some fags actually dare to give it 9-10

1. It works well as lounge music
2. How the fuck do you know what makes something "reddit" you faggot

DESIGNATED

What score is Brad from Giant Bomb going to give it?
I predict a 3/5.

THE one and only good thing about this game is the multiplayer but they even fucked that's up by using P2P BULLSHIT.

Fucking racist cunts.

Can't wait for the day when every white man is wiped from existence.

>73 is yellow

Triggered weeb you mean?

This

>at least

Say what you want about Zelda but it at least tried to break out of rehashes and no one got stuck in t-poses
youtube.com/watch?v=x-S56ek5rMI

You cannot defend this

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>mfw this is some David Lynch shit