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I'm starving. Do you have anything to eat?

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here's some zyme kid

Maybe you should try getting a job.

How about some GEP gun?

Iron and copper.

First time i played i actually blew him up with the GEP gun and then kept staring at my screen for like 30 seconds thinking "WAIT, YOU CAN KILL KIDS?"

Eat my dick

Yeah. RIP.

Get a job.

Will there ever be a protag as fucking hilarious as JC? But at the same time he balances that with being a pretty serious guy. I cant think of an MC that I like more.

Everyone pans DX voiceacting for being terrible. Even though it was intentional he wouldnt voice act with emotion

Nah, take these smokes instead.

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As long as they keep trying to make video games cinematic, realistic and serious, no chance in hell.

That doesn't explain the voiceacting of the other characters being terrible too.

Candy bar

A bomb?

I won't take games seriously as an art form as long as you can't kill kids in them.

>Gunther Herman
>Anne Navarre
>Walton Simons
>Bob Paige
>Manderly
>Manderly's assistant / secretary
>The auggued up bar lady
>bad voice acting

Am I the only one who enjoyed the voice acting in deus ex? It reminder m3 a lot of older action movies from the 80s set in dystopian future

LEL YEAH MAN *BROFIST* US GAMERS HUH SO EPIC LIKE TOATLY JUST LIKE SUPER EPIC MAN BAZANGA

>Oh my god JC a bomb!

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I like how smoking actually is used in speedrunning

Why is this game so fucking replayable. I swear, i want to replay it every time i see it on Sup Forums.

What's the effect?

once you betray unatco you either get caught by gunther or get killed. Bot spawn you in the MJ12 prison. In speedrunning its quicker to kill yourself by immediately start smoking 10 packs of fags to get taken to the prison

A
B O M B

Within six months

I know the based commander. He's a pigeon.

chill out there austismo-500

the fastest way is to just shoot your feet with a gep rocket when you're in the hotel

they didn't fuck around back in the day. you could also kill kids in fallout 2 and then you got a reputation of a childkiller and heavily armed bounty hunters tried to kill you from time to time

i have opened the mayor

>yfw

HAHAHA TOTALLY RAD BRAH. 2 RADICAL YEAHHH. KILLING KIDS IS FUCKING AWESOME. LOOK HOW FUCKIN' SICK I AM, MOMS GONNA FREAK!

I loved the voice acting. It's memorable and fun. Wouldn't be Deus Ex without it.

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>Gunther Hermann
>I see you; a thief on the roof. My new satellite link has both infrared and the x-ray spectrum. I see your heart beating. I see you are afraid.

Unironically one of the best characters in the franchise

THE GEP GUN TAKEDOWN IS THE MOST SILENT WAY TO ELIMINATE MANDERLEY

I remember in the post mortem they put in gunther for the start but then forgot about him and one of the suggestions was to make characters come back. Its nice how he actually got quite a nice arc

really makes you think

I can't get over how good this game is. I only played it for the first time 3 years ago and I loved it and still do. For all the flaws it has, it really is an absolute masterpiece.

what ending did you chose

there is only one good answer so think carefully

>unzips dick

Dark age ending. Now though, I'd pick the Helios ending before that. Illuminati sucks.

a bomb?

absolutely

Not him, but you chose correctly.

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Im him, and there is no right choice. It was a misdirection.

With dark age you reset the world and the illumanti are still around. The best you can hope is that you can spur them from doind it again which is just a rat race.
The illuminati ending does not regress the world but can create another bob page who will try to rule the world and maybe then he isnt stopped, also everett isnt the best guy, he didnt stop page in time and kept lucius around when he wanted to die
The helios ending allows you to remove the conflict however you basically fuck humanhood in process. The infolinks which invaded you and you could not stop, the fact that UNACTO knew you were fucked before you could even contact them, free will. All of that gets put aside to prevent collapse. and in the sequel the helios ending shows that initially humanity does have a personal part in their brain and a part helios can look into, but majority vote of humanity decides to turn everyone into a hivemind with no secrets against eachother. Naturally the minority cannot resist

deus ex is actually quite depressing

*unzips dick*

JC DENTON IN DA FRESH

MJ12 trooper: *coughs*

Dark Age ending was always shit, Helios was a matter of whether he could be trusted or not and IW proves he can't, Illuminati is the only one where people aren't completely fucked over and can live their lives in relative freedom.

The CCHLEEEAner nanites make my teeth slippery

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Go on, user. Put in another credit. You'll surely get Orange this time, heh heh heh.

Deus ex is the only game that is both horrifying and comfy

Both my daughters turned dead.

Here's your bonus : 1,000 credits.

sick HL2 mod

Perhaps but they probably have ammo and explosives perfectly routed out that they cant afford to waste one on seppuku. So the fags will do

i guess the xbox 360 layout couldn't save the ouya?

>tfw will never get more of JC Denton

I've always really wanted a Deus Ex remake but the more I think about it the more I realize it's very likely they'll fuck it up by messing with the gameplay way too much.

I would like to see JC in his full, detailed, HD face

>tfw MD was actually great, much better than HR, just ended way too soon with too much unresolved and now we'll never get a sequel thanks to fucking superhero bullshit
Superheroes are the fucking worst thing to ever happen to fiction. I say this as a person who used to like comic books quite a lot.

>the more I think about it the more I realize it's very likely they'll fuck it up by messing with the gameplay way too much
You're in luck. The Deus Ex series is now on hiatus thanks to MD's poor sales. In all likeliehood we won't see another game in the series for a decade or so at which point it'll be another reboot.

Lemon Lime is a better soda flavor than Orange.

I haven't played MD yet. What does the abrupt ending have to do with superheroes?

He's mad because the series was put on the backburner so Eidos Montreal could work on other projects, including an Avengers game.

It doesn't. The abrupt ending was what led to middling reviews which probably had a negative effect on sales. The poor sales resulted in the series getting canned because Square Enix bought the rights to make Marvel games. Eidos Montreal is now full time dedicated to Marvel bullshit and Tomb Raider garbage.

I thought you were in honkhonk

>DX
fuck off

Good luck finding a way to say that line in a way that sounds natural.

>oh my god JC a bong

JC in the ps2 version is pretty sexy desu

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Would JC Denton be the CIA or the Bane for baneposting

Just look at pictures of Wesker

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Jesus Christ

If I ask you to back that up with a single fact will you die?

Not in germany. They just hit the delete button on all the kids in the game. Made a couple quests impossible under certain circumstances

How old are you?

wew

the kids are still there, they just cant be seen, but whatever you can put them back in now anyway

>the kids are still there
So they can be interacted with? Huh. Did not know that.

Everett had really good voice acting
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this RRRRRIGHT HERE