98~

>98~

My dick. I fucking love black lipstick.

How do I get a gf with black lipstick?

Also what did you mean by this, OP?

>97~

Get a gf
Ask her to put black lipstick one day

This goth chick in high school had pale as fuck skin and wore black or dark purple lipstick sometimes. It was hot as fuck, and even though she was a 6, it made her look like an 8. My female friend who was friends with her told me she wanted the d from me years later, but I was too much of an autist to notice. To this day I don't know why she didn't tell me back then. Fucking bitch

Also it's about the new zelda game. It had a 98 on metacritic for a while.

In all seriousness is there a very unbiased man here to give me some pros and cons of the new zeldo?

BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL

>tfw have a gf who cosplays as a vampire and doms me

pros: if u like zelda you will like it

cons: you need to own a wii u or a switch to play it

if its worth it to you getting either of those consoles to play it, you will enjoy the game.

>96~

let's say i have a wii u, but have only ever been a distant appreciator of zelda games but have never really even played much of them myself
in other words i don't have the distinction of liking or disliking zelda

Got a Dejàvu

mum noo

Bodda-bing, bodda-boom.

I just feel on a certain level I can't take the chance

>Get a gf
How do I do that though?

fag

no

Go ask a girl you get along with out on a date.

...

please

Clever

AYY BODDA-BING BODDA-BOOM MOZZARELLA SUPREME-A

Literally only fat chicks wear this lipstick

I read the filename first dammit

underrated

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@371438010
psh.......like i care about that worthless b$tch...

How do I talk to and get along with girls though?

>74~

Just be urself ;)

>All these reddit fags that got their posts deleted and earned a ban
Serves you faggots, right, and what a surprise: mods doing their jobs.

This same exact thread has happened before.
With these same exact posts. What's the point? Is this some sort of fucking meme?

Lipstick is amazing, post more lipstick beauties

Everything is a meme.

it's... the power.......... of...... Sup Forums................... woah.................

thank you i thought i was going insane

What does a lipstick kiss feel like?

...

I connect with this on a spiritual level

What does a kiss feel like?

Go visit her and fuck her. Do it user.

Actually it's Coral Blue number-

>with three half breed kids
lol

And it never becomes a thread where we post hot girls wearing black lipstick

Kill this fucking thread

;_;

Nigger

Then you dodged a bullet.
Stop complaining

jesus christ, its like a living nightmare

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>95~

>"Hey, user! Is it just me, or has it been a while since we last ran into each other? It can't just be me, right? Well, I don't need to tell you what I've been up to -- just game-dev and trying to promote however possible, although I was approached with an offer to give a seminar at GDC so that's something new I've consider. I just hope I can fit it in my schedule, but I'm sure you know all about that. How about you, though? How's your game coming along? No, you've gotta share! Big shot like you must have accomplished tons since we last spoke!"

Blue Mary
Kyo
Heidern

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES AWF

Black user detected

fuck you pal

I'm triggered by all this

I've noticed it with a lot of threads the past few months on most boards. Either it's some dedicated memery or chatbots.

Then fuck your female friend as hard as you can as revenge consensually while cuddling and holding hands in the missionary position

>tfw 1 second off from having posted at 22:22:22

you what

What? Are you patronizing me? I told you last time we spoke. You know I had to give all that up when my Mom was diagnosed and I had to move her in with me so that I could take care of her.

>Go ask a girl you get along with
I don't have any of these and haven't in like seven years. How do I do that?

Worse. It's mods trying to create threads that cater to their fetishes/ paychecks

Whats it like to fuck a clown?

It feels pretty funny.

Oh you.

Being raped by one is even funnier.

>never been to a carnival of souls

it stinks

and who says rape isnt funny

>open her vagina
>like fifteen other clowns walk out