FUCK THIS

FUCK THIS

GOD DAMNIT

I DON'T WANT TO SUMMON BUT I'M CLOSE

learn how to dodge or go bleed it to death if you want ez mode

how to beat every souls boss ever
>Get too close for it to hit you
>Run around it in circles

Hope I was of some help.

>dude just don't get hit and you win

It's fucking das3
just use instant heals everythime you got hit and hit boss until he dies

DAE think dark souls 3 STINKS? more like STINK SOULS 3. I only play BLOODBORNE because it's for the players

What is it about the Souls games that makes people always feel the need to point out that "X boss isn't actually that hard because I beat it in one try so maybe just get good?"

Even objectively hard bosses like Nameless King and Darkbeast Paarl. If someone is asking for help, nobody gives a shit that you beat it in one or two tries. Nobody thinks you're cool desu desu senpai

This thread is now about lore, what do you want to see in ringed city final dlc anons?

get good you faggot

All the lords and gods are dead, who is left to beat? abyss+ deep+ demon hybrids?

a big dragon

Literally this

Actual closure, killing one of those shitty snakes too

FRAMPT final form

>tfw Sup Forums makes fun of you and it inspires you to get good

we're talking about FRAMPT now faggot, congrats

>Paarl
>objectively hard
>in the same vein as Nameless King

Yeah basically
See you can do it

paarl is a top 3 hard boss in bloodborne

The only time you can legitimately shame someone for having difficulty with a Boss is usually the first Boss of the game.
>Asylum Demon
>Last Giant or Dragonrider
>Cleric Beast
>Iudex Gundyr

I've only died to Last Autist because of how janky his hitboxes can be

If you care about NPC storylines, you should have Pate helping you out

So is anybody actually exicted for the Ringed City? Looks like the finale good be great if pulled off correctly.

>mfw that pontiff video vaati made really made ya think about how fucked up trees really are

>if pulled off correctly.
After the rotten ice level I'm worried about that specifically

I wasn't at first but current lack of good games out right now has made me nostaliga

Well I'm hoping that due to how short AoA dlc was that the Ringed City will have more content.

Oh fuck off
Gundyr is only braindead if you play as a normalfag class like knigh or mage
Try cleric without stamina to roll and normal shield to block
The only boss except nameless I had problem with in das3

Looks like it should have some interesting lore implications - and the environment looks suitably spooky and interesting

Your casualness is cancer.

Maybe I didn't word my post correctly
If you have trouble with the bosses listed, you deserve to be shamed and laughed at, told to git gud.

After that, ever other boss is really just based on build and skill, which is why some bosses are easy, other bosses are hard, depending on the player

Pt1 : Stick close to her left leg and swing after her combos. Run or roll away from her grab.

Pt2 : More combos, no grab, wait for a chance to strike

>that feel when you use to hate those memers that said Souls is easy
>you've gotten good to the point where it actually is easy

F-fuck

but user Kaathe is confirmed dead

Arguing about the difficulty is low tier shit

The best part of the Souls series is its lore and story

you got a item descript my dude to back that up

Japanese lines when killing Yuria, she says she failed his dying wish

this guy gets it, here's hoping we finally seen Gwynevere's massive abyss jugs down there in super deep hell.

>japanese
>canon
>in a western jrpg

LMAO

also when is being dead ever a issue

>Under the soft light of sun set, a woman sleeps everlastingly. Covered by overly grown bacillus, she is holding a half cracked shell. Her name is Filianore – her sleep is meant for the sake of others.

>insert head in boss's asshole
>swing at it's cheeks a few time
>remove head
>roll back
>roll forward
>insert head in boss's asshole
>repeat until cheeks have fallen off

5 days never seemed so long.

Yeah, now go do it.

What was wrong with level design in AoA? It was short but it wasn't bad content at all. Just overpriced.

prove me wrong though

das3 was mediocre why would you get hyped for the dlc?

because I don't think it was mediocre? AoA delivered a top 3 souls boss so the quality should be there in the next dlc too.

Too short for the price, underwhelming loreto me, 1 boss

>das3 was mediocre
It really wasn't.

It really wasn't exceptional.

I beat her after deacons by killing emma lol. First playthrough. Get good loser.

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I always summon Pate and then make sure he dies. Fuck that bitch faggot

>thinking pate did something wrong
>not knowing that creighton got tricked by patches and misheard his name as "pat something"

Yeah, it was really bad, but people get angry if you say this
It was garbage
Less varierty than das2 and mechanics were worse than in the borne
Friede from the dlc was great example why das3 is trash, if you fucking make boss you can stagger, at least make her punishing, like pizza girl from borne
But no, just like everything in the das3 Freide was mindless and boring shit
And let's not forget that original was full of dude in armor and sword bosses cancer
In des and das allant and artorias were memorable because not all fucking bosses were like this, shame pc community killed series and now everyone think that game was always about fighting them

Power stancing
REAL POISE
An actual fucking ending to this fucking story that I don't have to go read some stupid wiki or retarded fan subreddit or watch some youtube video from a guy who stole all his theories from said subreddit.
Fun.

>retarded fan subreddit or watch some youtube video from a guy who stole all his theories from said subreddit
DUDE VELKA LMAO

VELKA IS THE KEY TO ALL THIS

Dark souls 3 has the problem that it's better played like Bloodborne. Most bosses will punish you if you try and take your time and properly plan your attack, while on the other hand mashing R1 and then spamming roll will get you pretty far. It's the main reason I dislike this game compared to the previous dark souls games.

yeah this is pretty much my problem with it

it's an amazing game if you play it as a light armor rolly-man with a fast weapon

but other playstyles get punished hard

it's still better than ds2 though

Only one getting angry is you.
>pc community killed series
lmao

Sweet jesus those patchnotes

Oh my god, this is it. STR IS BACK.

>Improved motion of normal attack for Ultra Greatswords, Great Hammers and Curved Great Swords.

>Decreased stamina depletion when attacking using Ultra Greatswords, Great Hammers, and Greataxes.

>Improved defense and also increased weights for heavy armor.

>Along with improving correction value for Sharp or Heavy weapons’ upgrade, adjusted correction value for Refined or Hollowed weapons’ upgrade.

str fags can't stand dex alphas with strong weapons so they whine to from to nerf every viable dex weapon (carthus, follower, washing) and make it so they can do ninjaflips with their fume ultra gs

fuck strength lmao you fags legit just don't stop bitching until you get your way

Haven't you heard?
>increased weights for heavy armor
was a mistranslation, they're actually being made lighter.

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>tfw PvPfaggots ruined the game

But user, I beat both of those bosses on my first try. Although nameless king is a cakewalk with crystal soul spear. And I don't understand how people have trouble with Paarl outside of its bullshit chalice dungeon version.

>Everything but straight swords and medium armor being shit was a feature

>Nobody thinks you're cool desu desu senpai

Yea man, It has nothing to do with high range, low frame startup running attacks. Clearly it's butthurt STRfags.
I just want them to kill this caestus parry meme honestly

haha yeah let's go back to ds1 i love le havel xd

Okay I don't know what way you played the game before... but I'm pretty sure it still works.

They literally buffed everything that didn't work.

You can 100-0 Paarl by breaking his limbs in succesion, which is incredibly easy to start because he's fucking lying down at the start of the fight. Paarl is a joke.

just cover behind the pilars

I know, it was mostly a joke. Every player has certain bosses that they struggle against. Bloodstarved beast took me around 2 hours to beat, but I beat almost every other boss pretty easily (aside from Ludwig). It just depends on playstyle since the bosses each have different rhythms.

They improved armor though, so you can be a dexfag and tank hits yourself. Literally everyone benefits from str armor working.

The answer to every problem in every souls game is get in the asshole.

If you're losing you're not far enough in.
Get up in there.

I really would like to get in the Dancer's asshole

Dark Orb.

Seriously.

I got summoned with no Estus after fighting Yhorm on a pyro build without Stormruler and just dark orbed her five times. Her dark resist is in the dumpster.

This is NOT Bloodborne, use a shield, but also dodge when necessary.

Also, use a weapon that does literally literal damage literally.

Also, this isn't WoW, there is no Enrage timer, so chip away health from time to time.

Boss fights are designed to last more than five minutes, not like regular enemies which are designed to last less than 30 seconds to fight.

JEEZ

One of the best bosses in DS3, really memorable stuff. Such a gorgeous design, mesmerizing moveset, magical music and such a kick in the nuts compared to all cheesy shitters before

Yes if you play better you will succeed, you got a better answer?

This is one of many fights in DaS3 where this isn't the case.

It's totally okay to get hit. Just don't get caught in her beyblade attack or her grab. Beat her my first try 2-handing the Claymore (though I had seen the fight before.)

This post gave me an early Penny Arcade vibe.

Dancer ass, post it moar and moar

ctrl+f gid gud (no results)
well user there you go

Get good.