Will you be buying it or nah?

Will you be buying it or nah?

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No Randy I won't.

That's enough Randy, go clean up your bathroom.

It's on my "to buy" list right behind Battleborn.

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I can't morally support a company that promotes and encourages littering, sorry Randy.

>gearbox

I literally bought the original game at a dollar store.
Even then I felt that I overpaid

Gearbox needs to die and soon, so no.

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FULL RETARD

randy pls
let duke die in peace

I'm still 140% angry about their attitude towards owners of the original Bulletstorm.

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Yes, only because there's a small chance of a sequel if this does well

nuDOOM did everything this game was trying to do 10x better.

Too little too late imo

What attitude is that?

Bulletstorm is just a worse Dark Messiah.

Pre-ordered it purely for the sake of seeing Duke Nukem in action.

Also the game is really fun.

>Posting the bait image
Fuck off retard.

Not a remaster for the price of a full fucking game, especially when I already own it. But I do want a new Duke Nukem game so fucking bad.

I'll just install the original version instead

To be honest....I just did a random google search for an image and that looked the best.

excuse me for not memeing hard enough :^)

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Think and use your brain for a second, then you could've guessed it.
Gearbox said "fuck you guys xD" and the force everyone to buy this shit full price instead of getting a free, or at least a cheap, upgrade towards if if you already own it.

Already beat it back when it first released on the 360. Fun enough, but I see no point in buying remasters.

If you're okay with Duke getting called Gray every other scene, and generally acting like a bitch while characters push him around. Well then $60 is a steal, go for it.

Now I'm confused

NuDOOM was ok and proved that watered down old school FPS sells. Why not use duke for something like that?

nah

Because Dook is more profitable as a marketing tool to be plastered on every piece of shit you want to get the attention of morons and games media.

Gearbox doesn't make good games. Hell they don't even make average games anymore.

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I bet it is just so the license doesn't expire for them.

Hell fucking no. I didn't even buy the original game, why would I subject myself to the same torture again under Gearbox's hands?

No, they re-released Duke Nukem 3D not that long ago with all expansions stripped out and their below average levels glued on for $30.

It's 100% an unnecessary marketing tool, they're desperate to make back the cash they owe 2K before they lose the company.

I bought it at full price before
and i cant even play it anymore thanks to gfwl

>Think and use your brain for a second
>GIBS ME DAT

Name 1 (one) "definitive edition" that has let you get it for free by trading in the old edition. Go ahead. I'll wait.

>Waah waah pirates made us bankrupt
No

Shit I forgot about that. I'm still pissed they removed the Megaton Edition. It's the best version. Thankfully I got it a while ago in a bundle or something.

They're talking about the M1

Darksiders 1.
Darksiders 2.

Oh wait you didn't even have to lose access to the old versions. These were also games made by company A, bought by company B and remastered. So they are perfect examples.

Darksiders 2?

If it has Duck Cuckem

No, only Dook Greyem, sorry.

Please take this seriously.

>This will be a better Duke game than DNF

I thought it was Dick Lickem.

>DOUGLAS MACARTHUR

This is the truth.

You load clips into guns, magazines go into clips.

>What is Nookem gook

How did Gearbox even get Bulletstorm? It was made by People Can Fly/Epic and published by EA. No one involved has ever worked with 2K.

>We want to buy this shit IP from you
>W...wait, you'll seriously give us money for this shit?
>Yup, we need a quick turn around
>You... you know this sold like shit when it was sparkly and new?
>Oh yeah, we're just terrible at business... well not us, but the royal "we" as in Randy

And so the deal was done.

When they realized saying the word "dick" over and over again wouldn't sell a trillion copies they probably sold the IP off to the first person who would take it.

I'm being harsh but I really liked Bulletstorm, hope they can do something cool with it in the future.

Fucking hell RGB meme is leaking from Sup Forums

Have they made Douk say BAZINGA yet?

Serious Sam

Old news.

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Is that actually Gearbox Dook or just the old Vocaroo threads Dook?

Jesus Christ

Did Burch start writing for everything they put out?

That's a clip from the shitty cashgrab re-release of Duke Nukem 3D.