Walk into room

>walk into room
>see this

wat do?

turn 360 degrees and turn off my switch

yeah but SJWs aren't a threat to video games

Berate him for his small glans

Fuck you

depends .... if he is a tourism i will suck his cock....BUT if he is a town local i act super straight and send him to fuck off

Have a sword fight with him. We'd be a close match :^)

If 4, YOUR mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Suck him off of course. Anal feels like too much upkeep for someone as lazy as me so I've gotta pursue other avenues of faggotry.

succ it ;)

Sit down.

cut off that nasty foreskin

>nasty
oy vey

op expecting people will shocked and insult in disgust

little did he know that this is Sup Forums, whatever pic you post will not surprise us lol

>sit on it
>fart
>"you got shit on my joystick bro"

Oh it's this thread again.

>/reddit/

oh wow

>Here's your controller bro

Suck on it and make him cum until he dies.

I'm secretly a monster girl (male).

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