Holy shit, it's yellow

Holy shit, it's yellow

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It not being green is a bug. We'll look in to fixing it for a future update.

The fact that it has a 74 on MM is fucking GENEROUS as fuck. The game is an absolute fucking trainwreck, and I get the feeling that people are forcing themselves to try and like it.

I'M ONLY HUMAN

it's not that suprising. It's a game full of repetitive, pointless busywork, and a lot of people seem to like that shit.

They don't care about the quality, more the quantity of hours they can 'relax' by wasting time with bland, repetitive and completely unchallenging content.

It's the same reason why Ubisoft open world games sell so well. And a game that's largely bland, inoffensive and easy is always going to garner decent- good scores from largely disinterested, non-gaming bloggers.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Which ending is that?

MAYBE I'M FOOLISH

The yellow one

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Yellow is generous, to be honest.

I'm sad that this pile of shit didn't stay around 65~69.

I can't believe I actually waited for this piece of shit game. I stayed away from the internet for months because I didn't want spoilers. I kept my eyes away from materials so that I wouldn't ruin anything... And all for this shitfest. I have never been more disappointed in a video game. Especially RIGHT AFTER three great games came out.

Brutal

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74 is still generous. Maybe Bioware should hire more women instead of qualified people next time.

>7m ago
I mean the joke is funny but still.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

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>2012

you retarded?

fug

Still way too high.

>2012 was 10 years ago
Where does the time go?

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I figured out better theme song for andromeda
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That's why I don't take metacritic reviews seriosuly.

>green bug is only fixed in the dlc

>PS4 version

This.

Fallout 4 has a metascore of 84, and it shares a lot of traits with Andromeda in milder form: shit writing, uninteresting characters and utterly pointless busywork, but hey! - it's got good combat in a huge world whose name you recognize!

It honestly seems like the majority of these reviews were written before the ending.

In the ending, it's revealed that your species has been in a dick-measuring contest with another species to learn the secrets and win the approval of a dead, but very advanced race. Sound familiar? Whereas ME3's ending was explosive diarrhea, MEA's is a fart.

I can forgive shoddy animation and uninspiring characters if the were some sort of immersive grand narrative. There isn't.

Oh boy fucking gamergators did it again
>WUAAAAA A WOMEN DID SOMETHING ON MUH VIDYA LETS BOYCOTT THE GAME AND GIVE IT BAD SCORES

pathetic

>tfw at least half of these games combined probably had less budget to throw around than Andromena

>gamergators
>critic reviews
hmm?

The bad scores are from people who want to like the game but can't because of how shoddily it was made.

>4.2 user score
oh boy I wonder who is behind that score

FO4 came out a year and a half ago.

If it was released in 2017 people would rip into it much more than they did. The "critique" culture that Sup Forums and youtube have had for years is now mainstream as we see from MA:E. Between that and games like BotW I think more consumers and professional reviewers are going to be asking themselves "Why should I spend my money, and more importantly time, on this game?"

For sure man, I bet all those red and yellow reviews by professionals were full of quips on how a single minority woman ruined the game for them.

that isn't the topic of conversation nor is it even in the OP. why are you so triggered?

There are some limits to the tone range based on the number of the actual review score. We're looking into fixing via patch.

People who were hoping the game wouldn't be made by a group of inexperienced interns.

I see what you did there.