Sup Forums Makes a Vidya Gaem Thread 3:

Hello once again Sup Forums, its time to make some more classic vidya via Game Dev Simulator!
Last time we made a moderate success in Niggercom: Dindu Nuffin that brought us out of the hole, but now we gotta go big or go home if we wanna make GOTY and become rich as fuck.
So let's get down to making a new game, and the rules are simple: roll a 3 and you decide what decision we make. If we don't get a 3 within a decent time frame the one with the closest number to 3 and who replied the quickest gets their say.

Previous threads here:

First lets select the topic for our game!

Get going faggot

Government

West

Literally 26 seconds before you posted

Wild West

space

Im on a weak internet line, suck my dick

nice topic

OP here, gonna wait 2 mins and then if no 3 i'll do 10 post rule

Government

Expect a slow start for the thread it's bound to gain momentum.

West

Invoking 10 post rule so is the winner! Time for another Western game!
Now to pick the genre!

gubberment

Adventure

Simulation

Action

Strategy. Think Fire Emblem, but in the Wild West ;^)

Strategy

This

adventure is the only way

cowboy sim

Oh I remember you from last thread you cheeky bastard!

I'll just be a fag in case i get the get myself and vote for action

Winrar

Ask and ye shall receive

Wew that was some luck, sorry m8s
Now for the platform,
Also note that if we get a TES license we'll be out so much that if the game isn't high enough we'll go bankrupt and game ogre

go for the TES

TES

TES. Sinking this ship biatch

TES

It tes or nuffin

TES
what the fuck is a budget

Pc master race

Invoking 10 post rule in 2 mins

TES

Pc

G64

Tinvento Vidya System

Let's play it safe, PC

>playing it safe like a pleb
TES

Okay based on the 10 post rule this would win however the game is a faget and won't let me buy the license so sadly we'll have to go with PC. Apologies for that.
Now for the name

See a nigga pull tha trigga

Pew

NIGGER

SEMEN SLURPING SPORT WORLD CUP '95

Winrar

Winrar
Now to pick the graphics

2D is best.

2d

Text Based
Did you already pay off that loan you took out last time?

text

Let's return to our roots. Text based

2D best D

text
we're on a tight budget here

Texxxxxxxt

textreeeeeme hack ahn srash

OP here, gonna invoke 10 post rule in 2 mins

FUKKEN 2D BLAST GRAPHICS

text or bust

WINRAR
Now for stage 1 of development! Select dose sliders?
Also should i add another roll number to get this done faster?

add 5 as a roll number
also 0/0/0

50 in gameplay amd story, 25 in engine

50/100/70

Okay ill do that starting with stage 2

50/100/25

50 gp 25 engine
Ceck this 5 as roll number

Why does the nigger have a DeLorean in his bedroom?

0/100/50

He went from the future to the past to exploit the game scene while its young. This is actually the lore

Winrar. Following the suggestion 5 is now added as an extra number instead of the tiebreaker.
Now for stage 2!

DUDE SCI FI REFERENCES LMAO

100 in all.

Level 100 engine 33

100/0/20

0/100/75

70/100/70

0/0/0

0/50/50
We don't need no dam fancy wording

Re rollan

100/0/0

reeeroll

100/0/0

AI maxed, nothing else

Ah fuck son weiner

Win.rar

Winrar
Now for final stage!

100, 50, 100

100 graphic 50 sound

100/100/0
Kids can say pew as they play dammit.

H-HE'S FAST

5/94/1

no graphics half everything else
we don't need visuals this game will be just a blank screen

Winner.
Almost winner. Nothin personel kid

H-hayai!

Doesn't matter the guy that said hundred in everything ruined our chances of critical acclaim.

RELEASE

Reviews are in boys, hope to god this doesn't flop or we might be going under

Release it faget baget