What am i in for?

What am i in for?

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Murder.

Dragon waifu

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Your tears

Musou
Ace Combat

Murder.
Grind.
More murder.
More grind.
Searching for weapons with a guide if you go for 100%.
More grind.
More murder.
Ok game.

If I liked Automata for its insane writing, how should I tackle the rest of Taro games? Nier first and then Drakengard 1-3?

Love that cruses like a mace

sublime ost

Drakengard, Nier, D3 is optional, Taro had little input on D2

Chronologically it's D3 > D1 > Nier > Nier:A with D2 being after D1's other end but that one wasn't written by Taro so it's up to you whether you want to try or not.

A frankly ridiculous amount of grinding (if you want the true end). Despite that, it's genuinely strange and definitely unique; if the crapton bull you have to go through is worth it will be ultimately up to you.

Really shit game, bad gameplay, story and characters for the most part.
The story is kinda insanse at parts which is ok, but it's largely bad.

nier is considered the best of them all, so might want to save that last
D1 might be the best to begin with
D2 is not made by taro and it shows
D3 if you want to play a story of sluts and dragons

>D1 might be the best to begin with
The sword gameplay alone is enough to induce suicidal thoughts.

Hours spent in DoD threads and Googling what the fuck you just played.

A horrible game that is one of the best games ever made.

I'm aware that D2 is not his game. What I'd like to know is whether it's at least made to imitate his style and whether it's still worth playing regardless.

Yeah, but the aerial sections are honestly pretty solid.

WELCOME TO A WORLD WITHOUT SONG

best to begin with the worst rather than finishing it with the worst

It has best Caim.
Nothing else.

Was that intentional or just half-assed?

An incredibly shit game that you will be compelled to finish

I played this after I played the original Nier...
I couldn't get into it. At least Nier feelt good to play.

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LIQUIIIIIIID

Wrong. Chronologically it's D3 > D1 > D2 > D1 Ending E > Nier > Nier: A.

Don't post that inaccurate guidebook timeline, please, it makes you look stupid.

It's a decent game and it has lore that gets expanded upon in other games (for instance, the whole deal with dragons is actually expounded upon here).

D2 is basically an anime with an easily manipulated protagonist,
a redemption story for a demon possessed cult leader who turns into the canon MC love interest
with a You are the Chosen One "twist"

there's no fucked up babies or anything taro about it

In D1? A level of grinding rarely seen in single player games, and endings that range from bittersweet, to depressing, to really depressing, to "Did this actually just happen?"

Also you get to murder children, so that's fun. But mostly you just get to murder almost everyone.

A meme game from /ourguy/ that plays like shit.

How can D2 happen if Caim never performed fusion with his sister inside the red sphere to become D2's protagonist?
Checkmate. King me.

>>there's no fucked up babies
Wrong again! They show up in Ending B.

Seriously, once you understand that Drakengard 2 happened in Nier's past, things like the Watchers tattoo for Eve make so much more sense.

What? You're joking, right?

It's so hard to dive into the lore. I've played every Yoko Taro game and yet I keep reading anons talking about all this rape, masturbation, prostitution and incest that I don't remember seeing in the games at all. There's so much supplemental content.

You can not get blown up by an F15 and fuck your sister.
Time travel does not work that way.

they are only in a fucking picture, they don't even look fucked up in it

you'd probably hate them
>5fps
>grinding
>rhythm game

He never did that. Nor did anyone else.

Your gay.

>grind
What grind? This isn't Nier. Only time you'll need to grind is if you want to see all the weapon stories (which are well worth it).

Caim is a cool boy

>like Automata a lot
>to expierience other games i have to buy multiple consoles
fuck that seriously
if the series was on PC i could just pirate perfect version patched by fans/buy it on steam immediatly

Isn't there working PS2 and PS3 emulator?

>PS2 (emulate)
>PS3

Honestly not that bad.

>quickly add: buy it on steam

you aren't fooling anyone nigger, be proud of your ancestry of piracy.

>kill 3800 soldiers
>2800 of them is red so they laugh at you if you try to roast them with dragon
Exaggerated a bit but I had blisters after few day long murder session.
Pretty sure it counts as grind.

A really bad game that's also really good. It's a enigma.

>le pirate boogeman
get the fuck out

Is that the one free expedition where you have to kill literally everyone on the map? If it is, I just roasted everyone (since the majority are silver soldiers) and Arioch'd the red ones.

>Wait 25 minutes and the weapon will appear
What were they thinking?

>buying console for 1 game
i didn't buy ps4 for bloodborne and won't buy ps3

2 actually NieR and Drakengard 3

Making you suffer all just for a joke ending that ended up spawning its own franchise. Taro is an absolute madman.

>Look at these 4 paintings in order
Designed to sell strategy guides, I think.

That you would be constantly murdering.

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how much actually good games ps3 has? should i buy hacked edition?

Incest.

One of the best final boss themes ever.

A world without song.

I genuinely did not expect those last 20 seconds to be as fucking nuts as they were, pulling it off was ridiculously hype.

There are multiple missions with shitload of enemies though you usually don't have to kill everyone to reach main objective.
It gets worse when you go for 100% weapons.

everything about that boss is absolutely incredible. The black and white intro cutscene, the weird way the gameplay plays out, that absolutely iconic image of the semen demon with her tongue out in that disgusted expression. Absolutely amazing.

The only game you should watch instead of play

Even for a ps2 title how did such garbage get produced in the market? Imagine paying full price for this trash day 1

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It really isn't what I'd call a grind. Like you said, you never have to kill everyone bar that one free expedition and (I think) to get a couple of weapons. Most of the weapons aren't gained via grind, they're gained via either exploration or aerial missions in a time trial.

they actually can get damaged by fire
you just have to spam the strife buttons to evade the green bolts

If you want to max every weapon for their stories, it's a huge grind.

Yes, other Taro games have better written characters than the weak cast of Automata. At the very least play the first NieR game, you owe it to yourself. Drakengard 1 is a great story but the gameplay can turn you away, Drakengard 3 is kind of iffy.

It's not worth it unless you're Chaos modo, though. Red enemies have a pretty hefty magic defense as well as the green acid.

DoD3 is more of a comedy than anything.
Until 'that' route.

it has some pretty good games you could also play if you buy one for example if you don't have a ps4 Persona 5 is coming out in a few days

Nowe is Inuart and Furiae's kid, not Caim's

>When it shows up in DD3

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Yeah, that's the one part I'd definitely call a grind. I'm just saying that the main game isn't grindy at all, outside of one or two potential fringe cases.

Drakengard 3 is shittier than automata in every way

Go and kill yourself

>What am i in for?

A poorly scripted shout-out to the Cthulhu mythos, and with a shitty localization to boot.

Four is my wife.

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Post favourite songs.

>liking a """prude""" slut that masturbates to her own sister

>I hear a sound.
>That Gestalt Investigation Report
>I c a n he a r s o und s....
Chills every fucking time.

>xenophobic
>insane
>virgin
>siscon
She's literally me

Out of all of the sisters you literally chose shit. Fuck even Four knows she's shit when you read her story.

How the fuck did you even get this type of anger from what I wrote you fucking autist.

kys yourself my man

Mediocre game that hates you.

If you're doing this so you can play Nier and then play Automata, just read up on Ending 5, it's actually more fun that way.

One is literal shit.
Two is brain damage
Three is Mengele-tier
Four is nuts but at least she's a virgin
Five is female guts with dick-breaking hips and endless stamina, sorry nobody can survive that.

Taro got maybe a pocket of lint, a couple of peanut shells, a paper clip and 3 years to make Automata. He got less with Drakengard. Hell D2 was Square trying to justify axing him by hijacking his series and look where that got them.

oh my god I'm playing the fuck out of this game when I finally get my ps3 back

you are being rude to popola stop this

>kys yourself

Yo, wait

>wait
murder =\= waiting

she deserves it for her sins

DRAGO TIME ... PLEASE

someone post the "what I played, what I expected, what I got" image for OP

and for me, I forgot to save it

Dragoons in Drag.

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A surprisingly lovable couple

always one or is it the same person ?, i would have enjoyed more on release