YOU HAVE ONLY 15 SECONDS TO CHOOSE

Your family has been captured by terrorists and taken to a military complex guarded by mercenaries. Which vidya protagonist (one without superpowers or magic) would you pick to save them and bring them to safety?

It doesn't really matter who you pick, as the protagonist they have plot armour and will succeed anyway.

Solid Snake obviously. Like there could be any other answer

Captain King was made using science and genetics so I'll choose him

MGR Raiden.
>no magic
>no superpowers
>all robotic enhancements boyyyyyy

Duke Nukem

Can I have sex with them before their mission? I don't really care if they succeed or not.

Batman

Since Solid Snake ia taken, I'll go with Sam Fisher. I was recently marathoning old Splinter Cell games

Pigma Dengar from Star Fox 64.

Pay him enough, he'll do anything.

Ace pilot - one of the best in the Lylat system.

Since terrorists have kidnapped my family, they'd obviously be Muslims and they would run in terror from an unclean pilot like Pigma.

this
or doom guy

Serious Sam

>implying i'd save them
>implyng i wouldn't let them die, get the inheritance of several hundred thousand and the house
>implying i wouldn't play it up for more pity money and then blame it on the libcucks so the god-emperor could win a second term to finally abolish the mob rule that is democracy and install a hereditary trump dynasty
Do you even 7D chess, user?

I don't have a family. I was an only child and my parents died in a car craeh whan I was 3.

;_;

Jacket or Beard from HM ?

literally my other choice after Solid Snake. Goddamn two great franchises exist no longer ;_;

Adam Jensen

then which Vidya protagonist do you hire to kidnap the families of others?

Allahu-ackbar

Agent 47 probably.

my nigga leon kennedy

Are you Tuxedo Mask?

Let them die so I can finally kill myself without hurting them.

Any Megamen. Any of them.

Everyone he tried to help or save died in RE6

exactly

Solid Snake, 2easy4me.

I was just playing a Star Trek game, probably the captain so she could transport them out of there in a flash. If I wanted something more dramatic and tactical, then probably Guts.

>tactical
That's not what I meant, I was thinking about Big Boss or someone when I wrote that but thinking about it, I wanted Guts in there slashing them up.

Agent 47
Not the best choice but I panicked

Sam Fisher from Chaos Theory, easy.

It's literally the exact situation he's trained for.

Solid has already been taken so I'll just settle for the next best thing.

Gordon Freeman

Punisher

>venom
>not big boss

but why

Kane

Doomguy, clearly

Because Big Boss is a bitch.
>Venom has all of BB's experience plus another 10 years and can only be taken down by a rocket launcher
>BB hasn't done anything major since the 70s and he lost his last fight to a fucking aerosol can and a lighter

Doomguy

the handsome detective manny pardo will save my family and exterminate those terrorist looking for their 15 minutes of fame

Frank West
He's cover wars you know