What a sad life

What a sad life

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He should GTFU (grow the fuck up)

fuck, what a roast

>you post on Sup Forums

Any news about DSP?

Wait, what's happening with Phil?

He doesn't have to when he's rich.

Fucking mega neckbeard.

> Somebody said good morning to him
Wasn't he living alone in his mansion?

>notch in a nutshell

Notch and should hangout sometime.

Don't, you'll hurt his feelings.

What the fuck is this

>waaah look at all the money I have aaaaah
fuck off

Prepare to get redpilled

>be notch
>be poor, autistic and fat
>copy some elses left over game
>suddenly it booms
>start up your own company
>like the girl who works with you
>get married for a year
>it doesn't work out, i'm too fat and too robot
>divorce
>get drepressed
>get tired and bored of minecraft
>want to retire so sell it microsoft
>get billions and move over to the US
>party it up for a year
>get depressed but still have money
>say fuck it, i'll start redpilling everyone
>lose weight
>fucks prostitutes
>trolls on social media

he's living da life.

>have all the money in the fucking world
>plunge into existential crisis
There are many ways to improve one's mental health and psyche and this guy has the money to do so. But he's just living the sweet NEET life and bitching about it on twitter because he can afford it.

>tfw you'll never be so pathetic that you keep living the NEET lifestyle even though you are a billionaire

It's a feel that's almost as good as knowing that I'm not Anthony Burch

wtf does he do all day?
>don't say hookers and coke

I sympathize with him, it would be hard to make real friends and blend in with people when you're that rich.

He plays vidya and shitposts on Sup Forums, same as you would be doing if you were rich.

>lose weight
only part i dont believe

>poor me i have way too much money and my life is too perfect

>somebody woke up one day
>took a shower
>ate breakfast
>suddenly they decided drawing this thing is a good idea
>after a whole day they returned
>took an hour or two out of their day to prepare this comic
>using their rig that might be worth several hundred dollars
>after many hours of some kind of art practice
>they posted it on the internet

If Notch were to teleport back in time 10 years then would he have done a different choise?

>buy a mansion in LA
>sit at a computer and complain about games on Twitter all day
>drown sorrow in private candy emporium
>it's not enough, go outside
>neighbor says "good morning"
>Austistically analyse a polite phrase and determine that they are being sarcastic
>go back inside
>rinse, repeat

I dunno. For Notch money, I'd be happy to have a sad life.

As it turns out, I just have a busy life with lots of wasted boring hours in an office.

When you've got that much money, you don't have to grow up until you get arrested for teaching little kids how to punch your tree.

money can't buy respect, dude is forever a faggot-ass cuck who's brother is dead.

>even the gay tranny cuckold hates niggers

Hehe

>billionaire

yes poor him

what a sad life indeed

>suddenly they decided drawing this thing is a good idea
She's been running that shitty comic for years

You're on Sup Forums. Majority of people here don't get respect anyway.

>being cucked
>being cucked by an ugly landwhale

Might as well kill yourself if your life reached that point

i love this comic

Probably what NEETs do. Play videogames, eat tendies and masturbate untill sleepy time. The thing is, he can afford whatever game or candy he wants and he can fuck hookers instead of masturbating to traps. I was about to say he could do some cool shit like scuba diving or something like that but doing that kind of stuff without friends isn't enjoyable.

damn it... i want to respect you because you're right but we're on Sup Forums after all... eeeh.

circadian rhythm is very important for health, mental and physical

hope he can get healthier

Is it bad that I have an elaborate r9k-tier masterplan to destroy my gf´s social standing in case she ever wants to cuck me/cheat on me?

>people think a post scarcity world would actually be good rather than the cause of mass suicide and societal collapse.

He reminds me a lot of this guy.

How do you have as much money as Notch and not do anything interesting whatsoever with it

The dude spent like $250m on a mansion which he will only ever use maybe 0.1% of. He could've commissioned an underwater LAN party lair with undersea fiber laid and everything

Agreed! My professor Mr. Goldbergshekelsteinschlockwitz said so!

Let's keep working forever!

>tfw you'll never be a billionaire neet

why live

i know this feel

He's being fat and annoying somewhere in the world.

tell us and we'll decide

>being rich can't make you a chad
>being fit can't make you a chad
>being smart can't make you a chad

What DOES it take to be Chad?

it would be only if it was ruled by hyperintelligent AIs and individual lifespans would be multiple centuries.

Well atleast Notch is living proof that money doesn't make you happy. You edgelords might disagree but when it happens to you, you'll know. Why do you think those people who win the lottery suddenly don't want their names posted public or they move to another country? Because once you become stupid rich, your family and friends become crazy with greed and ask for handouts.

how do baby boomers live with themselves

euro day time suck, no reason to be so proud. He could just take a plane ticket to the US or Japan and he'd enjoy normal day time in actually interesting places.

Do tell

you have to take the blue pill

You just have to be normal

You actually have to talk to people

>the woman is an ugly fat chick

This offends me more than anything

Yeah, I'd probably move to Japan and pick up a hobby or have some real fun if I was as rich as Notch.

Yes, because only a petty and weak-minded individual or a goddamn woman would make a point to act out emotionally in such a way and take on a smear campaign.
You call her a whore once publicly to warn other males, give her a business backhand if she gets up in your shit, and never speak with her again.

Drink, lift, and fuck roasties until you're ready to rejoin society.

go to yourself and just be your own shower

Notch's problem isn't the leeches though.

He tried all that rich people shit, partying with celebs, buying a huge mansion in Beverly hills, all that shit. he just found no joy in it.

I actually find it assuring that he enjoys shitposting above all else.

What, you've never woken up at 7PM and had someone you live with teasingly tell you "good morning" to try and get your goat?

That's what you get for thinking you could live a life without being married

is it really cuckolding if you wouldn't sleep with her anyway?

You can not achieve being chad. You must be borned destined to become a chad.

B-b-b-but user, it's her genetics and thyroid condition.

This is why I started using basic physics to analyze economics
Basically capitalism is like gravity, the bigger your money pile, the more power it has and the more money it will attract
And no, nothing can stop this, not communism, not socialism, not absolutism, absolutely nothing will stop it
Even if you split up the money pile it's gonna reform and start the process all over again

I will never understand people who have a flexible work schedule sleeping until like 2 PM every single fucking day. Just get on a normal sleep schedule or do one of those meme things where you sleep for 45 minutes based on your body's biological clock and stop complaining. You'll be less tired overall and much happier.

Unless you have the night shift/work past midnight there is absolutely no excuse for a person to sleep past 10 AM, and that's at the fucking LATEST.

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Well then he should travel, move to a more interesting place, have fun with the only close friends he has.

>DURR MY PENIS SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

this panel is the most infuriating

He's not complaining about how no one cares about him. He's just saying that he usually wakes up around 3pm and people say "good morning" sarcastically because it's not morning anymore.

>youtube.com/watch?v=SYZm_ErTh_s

Just be urself ;)

It's kind of funny how so many people are mad specifically that the girl is fat and ugly.

Would you let a 10/10 girl cuck you? Let your imagination decide who your 10/10 girl is.

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>struggle of a millionaire
he should just off himself, what a pathetic waste of oxygen

Oh, I get it now. Thanks.

I have one too, but it's fairly simple. Everyone in my group of friends loves me dearly. I can simply just make it so her friends don't like her any more. I have done this to girlfriends of the past.

How the fuck do you even say good morning sarcastically?

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He can't be that fucking alpha if he needs to get off to fucking some fat slut in front of a needy beta cuck.

When it's 4PM and you just woke up.

wait until 2pm, then say it

>Work
>sleep at 11pm, get up at 7am

>weekends and vacations
>sleep at 8am, get up at 5pm

My body prefers the night.

Holy shit did he just straight up say he hates nigger porn?

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oooooh, now i get it

what kind of fucking question is this
you wake up in the afternoon, someone says "good morning" ironically because it's not fucking morning and it's fucking afternoon and they're being cheeky ass cunts
did years of hyperironic internet culture and fapping to traps and gay ass shit but only """""""ironically"""" turn your brain into liquid goo

death to america

>having money disqualifies me from pointing something out
haha holy shit kys yourself

You're supposed to say the jews are pushing socialism you retard.

People do it all the time when people have fucked sleep schedules leaving them waking up in the afternoon or night. Because it's like "morning" for the person just waking up even though the sun's already setting. It's a joke.

You see, it's because people who use alpha and beta unironically are garbage people.

>fuck prostitutes
degenerate

>having 2 billion dollars
>not buying kristen stewart and pissing in her mouth 24/7

>tfw haven't been able to sleep at a normal time for 4 years
it's ruined my fucking life but nothing i try works

Maybe that's why they keep leaving your ass you social reject

You have no idea what you are talking about. Of course a Chad becoming rich and disillusioned since he has no real friends due the noney is gonna be sad but it would be any Hikkis/NEETs dream to become rich and just do whatever the fucl you want.

I'd buy a house in bumfuck nowhere and hire 24/7 guards and live the life of the NEET King far off from civilization.

Really hope you are just pretending to be retarded.