Yooka-Laylee turns out to be merely a letdown

Yooka-Laylee turns out to be merely a letdown
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me.

Playtonic's political flaws
Cause their pre-order's to pause
Reundes suffer under moderators powertrip
Where they claim it's not out of censorship
What looked amrbosian
Was only chosen to be the biggest joke of 2017
So long...

>Goodbye, see ya!

Guess there's always Mario Odyssey

Sup Forums is literally always right. how does this keep happening bros?

>based Jim gives it a 2/10
>calls Laylee deeply unlikable and a proud racist

Actually made up for his "Shut up, Jontron," article.

There's something wierdly karmic about Jon. You don't fuck with him without repercussions.

This should be a Sup Forums musical, it's too poetic.

How exactly is Jim based? He's a fat cunt with horrid taste in games.

Exactly. He's /ourguy/ to the core.

>jon jons playtonic's kickstarter and jonfans all fund it
>jontron doesn't shy away from the truth and jons everybody with his wisdom
>playtonic tries to jon jon because they're self-proclaimed beta cucks
>gets jonned even harder by jon's jon magic
>jon keeps gaining subscribers and views by the day
>playtonic's game is hated by everybody besides children whose parents are gonna get pissed off when they see trowser the snake

You don't outjon jon.

Can't wait for the next episode of Jonjon's Bizarre Adventure.

>He's a fat cunt with horrid taste in games.
you act like that doesn't describe 100% of Sup Forums

So Jon is basically a karmic magician that you shouldn't antagonize.

Got it.

His name is Jon JAFARi after all

...

They had it coming. You don't agree with one of your VA's politics, you don't call him again. You do maintain your professional composure and keep him in the game.

Shitloads of Jon's subscribers backed these fuckers on Kickstarter. He's probably responsible for the game existing at all. He sure as hell tolerated their leftist views.

Tolerant liberals my ass.

I don't even agree with this but I just thought pic related was funny as hell

>people that it was made for are liking it
>people it wasn't made for are shitting on it
>Sup Forums is still in Sup Forums

Some things never change.

How will Playtonic ever recover?

Oh shit. OH SHIT.

I gotta go write some apologize letters to him.

Meanwhile, at the Playtonic Offices...

>Jon states facts about black people that sjws can't handle because "muh feelings"
>playtonic fires him despite him getting his fans to fund the game and funding it himself, citing an all-inclusive attitude (lol the irony)
>Laylee has a race/appearance based slur for every single character she interacts with

Really makes you think...

Le racist birdman

Lol

>Companies are forced to associate with volatile unpopular opinions
Fuck you. A company should not be forced to associate itself with people who may harm their business. Racist comments are grounds for removal and all companies would have done it. Because the majority of people find his shit reprehensible.

If you want to say what you want, don't sign up to that company.

But ditching Jon caused more harm

Literally the eaxct opposite happened. yL devs took the piss out of Jontron fags and they Reeeeeed while Sup Forums went crazy and neogaf laughed at them

I know but that pic is really well made

>A company should not be forced to associate itself with people who may harm their business.

Shooting themselves in the foot was a much better alternative, lol.

No, keeping on a neo nazi would alienate far more people
Neo Nazis don't play games.

Playtonic shat the bed. there's no avoiding this realization.

Hmmm

>neo nazi

>Because the majority of people find his shit reprehensible.
>vocal minority that fewer and fewer people entertain by the day is a majority now

The numbers prove otherwise. Jontron was barely hit at all and most of this shit has been blown over by the next pile of sensationalist nonsense. Only thing that can get hurt is Playtonic now, and the stunt they pulled definitely didn't help.

yL devs shot themselves in the foot because they didn't realize just how many backers Jon called in. They REEE'd and are paying the consequences. Who the fuck throws politics into a children's game?

Nearly every line has too many syllables to fit with the song. You can make it work, but it's a fucking mess.
Put more effort into your shitposts, thanks.

t. Playtonic shills.

All the money they didn't spend on decent level design had to go somewhere.

why is neogaf still here?

They're mad that their favorite shitty platformer is gonna flop and they're shitposting to make themselves feel better.

Perfect.

Funny how people like Ford and Disney are considered sexist, racist and actual nazi sympathisers, but are still beloved icons of America. Maybe, just maybe, political views have little to do with actual economical success.

>fires jontron for telling the truth and looking down on racism of all types, including hate directed toward caucasians
>fires dunkey for being black

It's clear Playtonic is racist.

Killed a lot of hype right before release. Shitloads of backers were even asking for refunds.