Yooka-Laylee turns out to be merely a letdown Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me.
Playtonic's political flaws Cause their pre-order's to pause Reundes suffer under moderators powertrip Where they claim it's not out of censorship What looked amrbosian Was only chosen to be the biggest joke of 2017 So long...
>Goodbye, see ya!
Guess there's always Mario Odyssey
Gavin Rogers
Sup Forums is literally always right. how does this keep happening bros?
Wyatt Ortiz
>based Jim gives it a 2/10 >calls Laylee deeply unlikable and a proud racist
Actually made up for his "Shut up, Jontron," article.
There's something wierdly karmic about Jon. You don't fuck with him without repercussions.
James Harris
This should be a Sup Forums musical, it's too poetic.
Luis Perez
How exactly is Jim based? He's a fat cunt with horrid taste in games.
Charles Long
Exactly. He's /ourguy/ to the core.
Adrian Myers
>jon jons playtonic's kickstarter and jonfans all fund it >jontron doesn't shy away from the truth and jons everybody with his wisdom >playtonic tries to jon jon because they're self-proclaimed beta cucks >gets jonned even harder by jon's jon magic >jon keeps gaining subscribers and views by the day >playtonic's game is hated by everybody besides children whose parents are gonna get pissed off when they see trowser the snake
You don't outjon jon.
Jayden Cook
Can't wait for the next episode of Jonjon's Bizarre Adventure.
Aaron Adams
>He's a fat cunt with horrid taste in games. you act like that doesn't describe 100% of Sup Forums
Robert Martin
So Jon is basically a karmic magician that you shouldn't antagonize.
Got it.
Elijah Russell
His name is Jon JAFARi after all
Jack Rodriguez
...
Nicholas Peterson
They had it coming. You don't agree with one of your VA's politics, you don't call him again. You do maintain your professional composure and keep him in the game.
Shitloads of Jon's subscribers backed these fuckers on Kickstarter. He's probably responsible for the game existing at all. He sure as hell tolerated their leftist views.
Tolerant liberals my ass.
Juan Ortiz
I don't even agree with this but I just thought pic related was funny as hell
Brayden Wood
>people that it was made for are liking it >people it wasn't made for are shitting on it >Sup Forums is still in Sup Forums
Some things never change.
Blake Taylor
How will Playtonic ever recover?
William Campbell
Oh shit. OH SHIT.
I gotta go write some apologize letters to him.
Christopher Ward
Meanwhile, at the Playtonic Offices...
Robert Turner
>Jon states facts about black people that sjws can't handle because "muh feelings" >playtonic fires him despite him getting his fans to fund the game and funding it himself, citing an all-inclusive attitude (lol the irony) >Laylee has a race/appearance based slur for every single character she interacts with
Jaxson Robinson
Really makes you think...
Cooper Bennett
Le racist birdman
Eli Morgan
Lol
Lucas Thompson
>Companies are forced to associate with volatile unpopular opinions Fuck you. A company should not be forced to associate itself with people who may harm their business. Racist comments are grounds for removal and all companies would have done it. Because the majority of people find his shit reprehensible.
If you want to say what you want, don't sign up to that company.
Adrian Richardson
But ditching Jon caused more harm
Levi Lee
Literally the eaxct opposite happened. yL devs took the piss out of Jontron fags and they Reeeeeed while Sup Forums went crazy and neogaf laughed at them
Jayden Johnson
I know but that pic is really well made
Adam Richardson
>A company should not be forced to associate itself with people who may harm their business.
Shooting themselves in the foot was a much better alternative, lol.
Jace Phillips
No, keeping on a neo nazi would alienate far more people Neo Nazis don't play games.
Andrew Davis
Playtonic shat the bed. there's no avoiding this realization.
Jack Bell
Hmmm
James Wright
>neo nazi
Nathan Jackson
>Because the majority of people find his shit reprehensible. >vocal minority that fewer and fewer people entertain by the day is a majority now
The numbers prove otherwise. Jontron was barely hit at all and most of this shit has been blown over by the next pile of sensationalist nonsense. Only thing that can get hurt is Playtonic now, and the stunt they pulled definitely didn't help.
Alexander Clark
yL devs shot themselves in the foot because they didn't realize just how many backers Jon called in. They REEE'd and are paying the consequences. Who the fuck throws politics into a children's game?
Robert Morales
Nearly every line has too many syllables to fit with the song. You can make it work, but it's a fucking mess. Put more effort into your shitposts, thanks.
Elijah Bailey
t. Playtonic shills.
All the money they didn't spend on decent level design had to go somewhere.
Cameron Murphy
why is neogaf still here?
Christopher Long
They're mad that their favorite shitty platformer is gonna flop and they're shitposting to make themselves feel better.
Parker Reyes
Perfect.
Adrian Sanders
Funny how people like Ford and Disney are considered sexist, racist and actual nazi sympathisers, but are still beloved icons of America. Maybe, just maybe, political views have little to do with actual economical success.
David Morris
>fires jontron for telling the truth and looking down on racism of all types, including hate directed toward caucasians >fires dunkey for being black
It's clear Playtonic is racist.
Parker Gray
Killed a lot of hype right before release. Shitloads of backers were even asking for refunds.