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She isn't drawn muscular anymore

I don't have any catnip to drug her with.

Hair's probably unpractical.

Sex is solely for procreation 5 years into marriage

Bump

This

No pre-marital nookie.

I can't.

Is she naked or wearing a thong of her own fur?

not thicc enough

Fur pubes

FpBp

...

You can't see her nipples even when she's naked.

Would probably give the worst blow jobs ever.

not real

Feet need to be bigger.

Too skinny

The veins have already started to pulse. My hand grows nearer every moment. The impulses in my brain have already started.

Soon I will wrap pulgar around the snake, ending with chico. I will stare him in the face as i spit on him with lust in my eyes. Thats when I will move my physical body to the wall.

Slowly my feet will crawl up that wall, that same wall washed with regret, sweat, and dirt, as I have many times before. We will both know how this will end, he has watched time and time before.

I will grab "Jammu" from my underbed storage. Jammu is my small vibrator that I named after the queen herself as I like to imagine that she would be willing to use it on me as well.

I will slide Jammu inside my tight pink asshole and rev the engines. Jammu will vibrate like a Lotus 2016 Formula 1 engine, firing on all cylinders.

i will fantasize about Anzu calling me onichan. I'm like her older brother keeping her safe from the horrors of the world. I will keep her safe with me inside her both physically and emotionally as we are in love. Love that is forbidden.

My story will once again end soon as my body pulses and the floodgates open all over my own face. I feel it on a metaphysical level. I can almost hear the warm cum as it flies out of my hard throbbing weiner like that scene from 2 Fast 2 Furious. "Ejecto Seato Cuz". I feel it hit me, I'm the slut, the whore, I'm the one receiving the load on my face. This is the moment we all wait for.

I lick my lips, the taste of my salty thick cum filling my senses. I pry Jammu out of my tight asshole now pulsing almost to the beat of my heart. Theres now a slight smell to it, slightly pungent. I ignore the smell as I am ashamed.

I am ashamed for what my life has become, not because I fucked my own butthole with a woman's vibrator and then gave myself a facial like I'm Ai Uehara but because Anzu will never experience this with me. I am alone, broken. I contemplate the worth of this life.

She's not Morrigan.

BIG

doesn't spend enough time with shotas