Are you ready Sup Forums? Are you ready for the power of a $5,000 PC in a home console? Are you ready for true, actual, real 4K gaming?
Does the term Scorpio mean anything to you? It fucking will in 9 hours. Mark my words: Microsoft is in the shit for the long haul. They will bring Halo, Crackdown, Forza, Fable, Conker, Banjo, Perfect Dark, Gears, Sea of Thieves, Sunset Overdrive 2, Titanfall -- and there's nothing you FUCKING NIPS can do to stop this incoming revival of western vidya. The west WILL rise again. Take the Phil Pill and Jump In.
Oliver Hughes
>post yfw CrowbCat posts a video on the technical failures the Scorpio will have Day One
Andrew King
Will it play Steam games?
Ryan Powell
I'm sorry you bought an Xbone Op.
Juan Williams
But MS already killed the Xbox brand forever by removing all exclusives.
>but muh 6 teraflops not enough boy shit would be $400
Joshua Nelson
I already own an Xbox One that's collecting dust
I don't need a slightly more powerful one when they have done a shit job at supporting the current one
Where are the GAMES Phil?
WHERE?!?
Landon Long
I have an Xbone, and it's collecting dust faster than my Wii U.
Ethan Morgan
>will it play ports and flash games
yes
Thomas Collins
Does it has full windows 10 desktop?
Matthew Clark
>tfw own a Switch and love Nintendo >tfw unironically love Xbox IPs >Crackdown 3 >Sea of Thieves >RIPIP Scalebound I don't care about the Scorpio but I hope they make me care. I still have my One despite its main use being emulation of 360 games and an outlet to play Souls games because I use a SP4 as my main work machine and the mustard race will always be a meme to me.
Lucas Morris
Wait what's happening in 9 hours?
I wanna be hip. I wanna be savvy. I wanna be "with it."
Carson Perry
Most of the games you mentioned are either dead or dont exist
Adrian Scott
Scorpio reveal by Digital Foundry and MS. Most likely will just be a confirmation and analysis of its specs. No games or actual console design until E3 probably.
Aiden Stewart
>inb4 during and after fake gameplay and bullshots.
Jaxon Lee
This.
No way would they blow their load on this press conference when E3 is just a few weeks away.
Hudson Howard
Thank you.
That's sad I kinda liked Digital Foundry until now.
Julian Martinez
>$5000 PC It won't be, 1700($330)+Vega(lets price that at Fury launch prices for now, so $549)+MB($100)+16GB DDR4($180)+SSD($70)+BDROM($20)+Controller($50) $1299 at retail prices for assumed Scorpio.
It's gonna shit all over PS4Pro though, if MS can deliver a $1300 PC for $600 they'll have still won. calc
Liam Brown
>trade in my xbox for a ps4 >have more games on PS4 in 2 months then xbone since release
Brandon Clark
No one will buy a $600 console.
Ian Hall
>Valuing hardware over games Come on, son.
Jordan Sullivan
Sony BTFO
Jacob Thomas
At this point im hoping xbox doesnt fuck it up. I feel bad for xbones. Theyre irrelevant as of right now for this console generation.
Henry Parker
>Halo Shit, overhyped FPS that was never good, except for 3 which was pretty fun for a little while. Next. >Crackdown. Oh yeah, 2007 called. >Forza. There are good enough racing games on other platforms. >Fable. Fable 1 was god-tier. 2 and beyond were too shit. >Conker and Banjo. Yeah because platformers are selling systems in 2017. >Perfect Dark. Yes because everyone cared 12 YEARS AGO. Oh wait, no they didn't, not even then. >Gears. There's been five. No more needed. >Sea of Thieves. Shit MMO. >Sunsent Overdrive 2 Cringey title normiebait. >Titanfall Multiplat lmao?
Luis Clark
>No one ever purchased PS3
Brandon Russell
>post yfw you own an Elite Controller and it wasn't one of the 0.001% that failed.
I enjoy CrowbCat's videos. But they're massively exaggerated for the sake of trying to create a panic.
Joshua Butler
Sony got rid of all of their exclusives too.
Jaxson Davis
(You)
Jordan Cox
The ps3 was a failure until the price drop, even than it still got clobbered by the 360 until the end of the gen was near. That won't happen with the scorpio.
Henry Scott
This
Ryder Perez
SOOKIE!
Jordan Foster
>Dont know if I should get up early to see this Will it be worth it? How serious is microcuck taking this?
Logan Evans
>Does the term Scorpio mean anything to you? Yeah. Albert Brooks played him in an episode of The Simpsons.
Kayden Thomas
xbox go home
Logan Sanders
Oh look at that, Phil is catching on to the hip Sup Forums maymays. Excellent non-red herring, friendo.
Christopher Foster
Are they seriously unironically targeting 4K as their main marketing point for the Scorpio? Who the fuck even cares about 4K when it's in sub 30fps?
Isaac Cook
>it's ok when Sony does it but still doesn't reach 4k
Carson Jackson
Ready for what? the NSAbox that burgers eat up because 'murica? If that's the case then yes.
Ethan Roberts
Pls kys.
Jack Sanders
On PC
Owen Phillips
I'm ready for video games. Too bad Microsoft doesn't care about those.
Dylan Ortiz
Nintenbros are unaffected since Nintendo no longer directly competes you know. I do expect a sony fans to kill themselves however
Zachary Jones
...
Tyler Smith
That's my point, Sony tried it with psuedo 4K and nobody cared about it post-release. The main thing people talk about on the Pro is boost mode, not 4K. Higher FPS is more important to the core gamer than playing on a resolution higher than 1080p.
Owen Diaz
>$600 retail price
Dead on arrival folks
Aiden Rodriguez
Youre right. How could Nintendo compete with one game?
Samuel Cooper
go on Wikipedia and look at the list of Xbox one games sort them by exclusive there were FOUR exclusives in the year 2016 3 Kinect games and raiden v everything else is on PC or ps4
Christian Brown
where my Xbros at?
Cooper Perry
No one gave a shit with the PS4 Pro and Xbox still has no games. Literally what could Microsoft conceivably do in ones' wildest imagination for anyone to care whatsoever about the Scorpio? PS4 has the momentum because it already has the exclusives, which is selling consoles, therefore further incentivizing devs to put their games on it. It's a snowball effect and I will be watching with popcorn and masturbating at this train wreck waiting to happen.
Adam Baker
Did you take your Phil Pill, user?
Gavin James
Name three 360 exclusives better then MGS4, Demon Souls, and the Last of Us. You cant.
Jace Harris
>no compelling software >all exclusives will be available on the PC anyway
for what purpose does this exist?
Jason Ross
stopped reading at the last of us
Luke Ross
I'm not talking about the quality of games. I'm talking about sales, fucking triggered as fuck sonypone.
Levi Russell
You bet Phil. Still playing Gears since day one.
Liam Lee
Imagine if the PS3 was sold for $600 as a PS2 that just plays PS2 games at higher resolutions.
Jaxson Brooks
Ninja blade
And uh...
Dylan Lopez
I can't respect Xbox after Microsoft placed Dunkey in a financially shitty situation.
Juan Turner
>Halo 3 >Gears 3 >Fable 2
Lucas Ortiz
This. They're entertaining but very exaggerated. I've been watching my girlfriend plays Andromeda and she's not experienced a single glitch yet. I'm not saying Andromeda isn't a piece of shit. I'm saying his video games it seems like the game is barely held together.
Jackson Lee
Mario Zelda Donkey Kong
Easton Powell
I love dunkey's work but a) dealing with microsoft was a shady deal b) financial decisions he made himself probably contributed c) you are omitting other players, such as youtube and the channel networks, as that was the time they were cutting pay significantly. Perhaps A and C are clear in retrospect.
Well glad you don't respect a corporation that really didn't need your respect to begin with. Also glad you missed all the other shit microsoft has done.
Grayson Turner
They need to focus on having some fucking games. This MUH 4K 60fps meme is fucking stupid. I only use my Xbone for two games and they're both Halo games.
Mason Brown
>9 hours until Philshills crawl back into their hole and commit suicide
Feels good desu
Lincoln Murphy
If I had to rank those
Halo 3 > Demon's Souls > MGS 4 > Gears of War 3 > Fable 2 > Last of Us
Austin Morales
I remember the Cloud still. Microsoft are hoping people forgot "the power of the cloud" shit
Brayden Green
Wait, I thought scorpio was just some xbox one with extra graphics.
Its actually a new console? Why the hell is the new consoles already happening?
Blake Peterson
ueh?
Logan Brown
Kill yourself for bringing Nintendo in this, false flagging Sonybro. All you needed to fucking say was SONYGGER but you fucked it up, You don't deserve to be a Xbox fan you traitor.
Wyatt Johnson
Its been almost 4 years you underaged faggot. This is supposed to be the norm for consoles.
Robert Barnes
You should've just left with that spoiler, since I agreed with that. Didn't see why you changed a competent response to a smug one.
>Well glad you don't respect a corporation that really didn't need your respect to begin with.
I don't really see what that has to do with anything. Pointing out respect isn't an argument in general. A homeless bum with a lemonade stand wouldn't give a shit if I critiqued on how he ran his business.
>Also glad you missed all the other shit microsoft has done.
Over the past decade, Microsoft has released shit exclusives after shit exclusives. Meanwhile Sony and Nintendo had been slowly building up their library for this current decade. Fuck, most of the good "exclusives" Xbox One had were released to PC or PS4.
Joshua Reyes
Is it a prebuilt PC or something?
Sebastian Wood
>This is supposed to be the norm for consoles
No it isn't you fucking faggot.
>xbox 360 lasted 8 years >ps2 lasted 6 years >ps3 lasted 7 years >wii lasted 6 years >wii u lasted 5 years
Aaron Diaz
>6 teraflops >Literally the power of an RX 480 >4K
Grayson Morales
>NINTENODDLIES WTF dude! I thought we were friends ;_;
Julian Campbell
>Last of Us Kill yourself
Jaxon Diaz
sorry, i forgot you existed. on a diferent note how do you sell a console with little to no exclusives? its not like you have a fanboy bait anywhere near something like botw to cheese it. you might as well be trying to sell ouyas that come with crates of battleborn.
Kayden Allen
Except that's false for every console that isn't a Nintendo. Switch was their first console they didn't fuck up on since Super Nintendo.
Cooper Mitchell
I hope everyone watches this. This will be the point in time where MS finally gives up on Xbox. Sony played them so fucking hard. If they bring out a true 4K machine, no one will buy it since it is expensive. If it is a PS4 Pro clone, why even bother. They're fucked either way. They need games and they need them now. This E3 might be the last E3 for Xbox.
Adrian Long
How exactly is the Scorpio bad for Nintendo and the Switch? It doesn't aim to be a powerhouse home console, it's portable. Nintendo dodged the bullet by dropping out of the power race. Now Sony, they're about to be btfo.
Jace Taylor
>$5000 PC in a $600 console
OP clearly knows nothing about hardware and is too dumb to figure out simple math
Colton Price
I still haven't bought an Xbone, which makes this the first gen where I don't own all of the hardware available.
I don't know, there just hasn't been anything that's made me want to yet. Hopefully Scorpius(Farscape is amazing, watch it)is great enough, and incentive enough to finally do so.
The biggest thing they need to do for me is have an actual game I can get no where else that I have to play. Scalebound was that game, but yeah.
Luke Cruz
I'm sure people will buy it. Since the reveal last year at E3, people have had plenty of time to save up. Furthermore, the console is releasing this holiday, thus meaning that it could potentially sell quite a vast amount at Christmas.
Xavier Howard
That's what both Xbone, PS4 and PS4Pro are, yes - this likely will also be a locked down prebuilt pc.
Switch is a locked down tablet.
Nolan Miller
9 hours?
Eli Harris
>power of a $5,000 PC in a home console
Even if this was true it'd cost $2,500 at least
Mason Kelly
6 hours and 30 minutes left
Parker Smith
For what?
Elijah Cook
People are afraid.
Leo Wood
Not him but that's disingenous. Ther average lifespan for a console is 5-6 years.
Gen 7 was absurdly long for a console generation. PS3 and Xbox 360 definitely overstayed their welcome because a console generation lasting for 8+ years was unheard of.
So while it's definitely early, it's not AS early as it might seem. Technically we really only had another year and a half left or so until the next generation comes out, so it doesn't surprise me that Microsoft wants to jump the gun and release their new one seeing as the X1 was a shitty console all around.
Connor Hernandez
$1299. That's at retail prices for all components.
Jonathan Morales
Xboxs death.
Brody Gutierrez
OP is probably a false flagging SONYGGER, but it still feels so good to see Sony get BTFO'd by both Microsoft and Nintendo.
Bentley Cook
>$1299
So it probably has the power of a $1400 - $1500 PC at best.
Jayden Brown
It has the power of a $1299 PC. I don't care about what prebuilts cost, anyone with half a brain can build their own.
Austin Lewis
This is a new gen console that is not new gen because of marketing issues. Likely retail for more than $500 so it will fail because people will not think this is a new gen console and other people will not find it worth it to buy a new console if what they already have is still working and it is too steep for no games.
Christopher Johnson
It's a mid-gen enhancement.
MS aren't just goingto push for 4K on Scorpio, they're effectively re-marketing the original Xbone as a 720P machine.
Jacob Wilson
Don't care how you interpreted your first two points. But for the third, I meant all the questionable shit Microsoft has done both in gaming and in other industries.
I can absolutely agree the xbone's exclusives have been lackluster at best.