Can anyone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

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toobie and neyess?

The worst part of the game.

It seems like we're not so different after all.

They are shirtless, sexy, and ready to fuck.

wasted potential

They made me gay

nii-chan!

Male power fantasy.

Control Earth with a machine fist.

Spoilers: HEYWEYAHEYWEYAYEYEYEUYEHEYWEYHEYAYYEEYYYEYEYHEYEWEYYEEYEYEYEYE

Sephiroth and Kuja look super weird in the new dissidia.

NEIYESSSU

is this the new devil may cry: devil may cry?

No, but I can give you a basic gestalt

The one with the long hair is responsible for the best bit of voice acting in the game.

and what is that?

>This entire meme was created solely so this specific mutation of it would be used in the context of a Taro game discussion.

DAMN IT WATCHERS

Weren't they the closest there was to a human? What's with the gestalt project mixing with the network, evolution fuckery and even being actually born. They even had blood, that should be noted

Copied city.

I'm willing to admit it's more of my personal preference than any actual reason for it being "best", but it's youtu.be/1HCJ5NRy3hw at 4:40.

>They even had blood, that should be noted
"blood"
So did the androids
Unless of course it's mentioned specifically somewhere in the archives it was actual blood

>English

Adam is a bloodlusted psycho, probably because the first moments of his life had two androids trying to kill him
Eve just wants to play with his brother

Wow, who would have thought some people have different tastes in similar things?

Did they? I remember androids smoking and sparkong from their wounds, there sure were tears, but i honestly dont't remember blood

Two retarded machines who thought acting like faggots made them more human.

Are they really wrong about that part?

Plenty of sidequests depict androids "bleeding"
But the biggest one you should remember is Ending D. How can you not remember that scene.

Adam wanted to learn about humans and Eve just wanted to hang out with his nii-chan. And then you came along, you fucking monster.

[muffled chanting playing in the distance]

...

Oh dang, yeah. Nevermind then, I'm retarded

They obviously had superior taste in one another.

Adam was obsessed with conflict, and wanted to know what it was like to fight for life and death. He uses 9S to taunt 2B into fighting him to the death, and if he died, Eve would seek revenge, and if 2B died, 9S would seek revenge

He just wanted to create war

Tecken
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An......droids.... Do you bleed? You will...

> When you first encounter them and everything turns into fucking fighting game.

Getting locked in a fighting game perspective with this music playing for the fight was fucking weird and I loved it.

They wear their pants way too low
It's not like they have dicks anyway

come

two beeeeeeeeeee

Adam and Steve

i just finished drinking a two liter bottle of vodka

i can do this

Such a good fucking delivery.

Fightan game with all of Yoko's characters and bosses when?

>Mini-discussion is about amazing voice acting
>posts some good goddamn voice acting

I don't know if I want to main Caim, Papa Nier, or Papa Shadowlord.

Give Emil's sister a cuddle.

I've always wondered why her eyes are red, considering what she was supposedly made to counter.

This also best the question of what's inside Emil now.

You can always choose the boss characters.
If you're one of those assholes.

They are the Gay Robots from Outer Space who have come to Earth to liberate all male robots from the tyranny of the robo-matriarchy and teach them ways of the Gay Robots.

Adam was pretty much a parody of Sephiroth as well as Kojima's philosophy on war.

Porn when? Porn where?

Adam was just super interested in humanity and he wanted to experience the most important human facets, what it's like to hate and what it's like to die
He didn't have the capability of making his own hatred so he decided to just observe 2B after taking 9S from her and fighting with his own life on the line, this would later lead to Eve learning how to hate as he loses his brother

So, how did the androids, the space base, and the human moon vault come about if this is a sequel to Neir again?
The ending pretty much marked the death of humanity and its creations when everything was said and done.

They were just victims of unfortunate circumstances, like everyone else in this game (except for Jean Paul and N2). I just want everyone to be happy.

Sexy hotties and ready to fuck

t, fujoshi

Oh yes, the Shadowlord's party.

Nier took place in Japan. There were lots of androids in other parts of the world.

>fighting Adam in copied city
>COME, 2B!
>song kicks in

All fucking kinds of hype

The moonbase isn't real, there are just some human DNA and tissue samples
The androids are a backup plan to at least perserve some of humanity, set up before Project Gestalt went to shit

What's that jerkass lizard thing even doing with the rest of them?

This. "COME, TOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEE" got me so fucking hard.

2B?
More like tubby.

To be fair we killed it before we got the ability to learn anything about it, so it may have been tragic as well.

I wondered this also.

The culmination of the machines attempt to replicate humans

There wasn't just human DNA and tissue samples saved on the moon there was a copy of Battleborn included too

how can they replicate humans if they dont have any dicks

>the ayys were dead all along

This game was filled with oh shit moments.

Why did everyone decide they wanted to be humanlike.

Being human sort of fucked things up for everyone in two different dimensions.

>It's totally aliens that invaded guys
>It's not complete bullshit we swear
>The aliens were real
>But they're dead

Humanity was dead before the ayys even showed up

Because humans are magical beings

Humans became gods for both the machines and the androids.

Makes you wonder if this is any indication of the Watcher's origin.

BROTHERS

>fighting So-Shi
>"Factory system at 80 percent!"
>"hang in there, 2B!"
>"90 percent...92...95...98..."
>lights go out
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why doesn't humanity just stop being dead and bring the androids and machines under control?

They might be dead too, the dead alien scum is implied to be them.

>the machine network was just pretending to be retarded

Adam and Steve.
Pretty cool guys who would have made amazing bosses, but instead we get to fight a spider eyeball 20 times instead.

2E

Only dragons can kill Watcher stuff, though.

i mean emil could do something, i guess...

You think that any of the machines in the network had to be killed because they kept fucking it up with constant shitposting?

Because to do that one of the androids would need to be infected with the Red Eyes and have to orchestrate the death of the machine designated "The Goddess" so that the seal can be broken and humanity may return.

I wouldn't go that far.

Does anyone here that has downloaded the soundtrack also hear someone breathing into the mic in the song WRETCHED WEAPONRY - MEDIUM DYNAMIC (ninth song from disc 2) at around 10 seconds in?

Adam and Eve have dragon claws.

What is up with that, even?

The machines bow to them and their phonecall to N2 saved the Androids

gay incest couple

I stopped playing this game after this scene.

The machines going red eyed, and some of them having the markings of the Watcher's Cult is pretty suspicious.

He was the only survivor, actually.

The aliens almost definitely aren't the Watchers, but the red eyes, the symbol of the Cult, N2 looking like Manah, the aliens and machine cores being plantlike, and the virus in the Bunker scene said to be 'blooming like a beautiful flower' hints pretty fucking hard that the Watchers are involved.

Well, to be fair, it has all of the data and info on project Gestalt saved up there, along with samples of the original Gestalt. It's basically a "hey if we can ever someone make a human being, we have a genetic basis to do so in order to bring back humanity".

It's quite possible that Nier 3, if it comes around, will seems like a prequel to Nier 1 with humans around, but be revealed to be a distant sequel to Automata.

Which is why I'd put the Watchers a few steps above the aliens. They're weird extra-dimensional actual GODS. They aliens were wiped out by the machines.

Their smiles kinda make them look that mom sais its my turn to play kid