Enemy has iron claws

>enemy has iron claws
>it hurts like crap

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Stream when?
I'm in.

Name ten million games that does this.

>it's 4 o'clock
>time for the enemys nap

Stream where?
I'm there

>enemy has iron claws
>licks the blood off the blades to heal himself

RIP STREAMCOUNTRY

>have to succeed a spontaneous dodge QTE or you take the claw to the face, roll on the ground, and die

I'm starting to think I need a folder specifically for Kung Pow

>enemy swings a chain

>no more streams, ever

THIS IS CNN

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>Mushufasa knew CNN was fake news before anyone

>game purposely trains you wrong
>as a joke

>enemy is a great magician
>my clothes are now red

>Game has two bosses
>They're both ventriloquists

>game lets you be a man and go pee-pee standing up

>fighting boss
>have 2 options
>A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick
>B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die
>mfw I picked B

>fight boss
>face to foot style actually works

>tfw no little tiny horny honey ling gf

>The enemy overlords turn out to be aliens

wow, someone actually saved my shit

obligatory

>decide to buy a pound of nuts for a quest
>vendor questions the size of my purchase

I am nice person

>theyre french

An entire thread dedicated to no stream?
The fuck is this

>set up character for sequel
>sequel is never made

>when a party member doesn't like your shoes and threatens to shove them up your ass

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY!

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

>one of your party members is wearing a pushup bra that's lacey and cute
>never find out who

>Mercy uses rez
>Enemy Genji equips gopher-chucks

>you're bleeding
>making you the victor

>equip directional mic
>chosen one's inside the wall

>ask if party member is gay
>he says his sexual preferences are his own business

>genji punches enemy
>punches stomach plug out of enemy
>you're like "crap man, look at that"
>yfw you're no doctor but its doesnt seem possible if you think about it with body organs and cartilage and bones and that was one clean chunk

>boss level is two enemies at the same time
>they're both ventriloquists

>driving to mission destination
>passenger turns to you and tells you to let him know if you see a radioshack

>capture enemy in a trap
>enemy reverses the capture method

>want to replay game
>remember THAT part

These guys in dark souls 2 can wreck your shit if you're not paying attention.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM!

YOU KNOW THE RULES!

>pause
>on "trained him wrong as a joke"

also this movie is much better dubbed in my idiom, kinda neat

>spend hours/days in training mode trying to perfect the combo that pulls small metal triangles out of evil betty mains
>but the ends are small and pointy, so like, you prick your fingers trying to pull them
>give up knowing you'll never defeat them, ever
>tell gf not to look at you

>unequip character's shirt
>nipples look like milk duds

>just defeated double ventriloquist boss

>Think I'm done with the tutorial and begin the main storyline
>Talk to first NPC on the road
>She turns out to initiate another tutorial

>Enemies regain health
>Equip gopher-chucks

Jade Empire

>wild critter helps you in battle

>final boss fight
>boss theme music starts playing
>mfw I changed the music files to Black Betty

>Questgiver should give the signal when to stop attacking
>Never gives the signal

>enemies in barracks
>product placement

...

Is your idiom Quebec French by any chance?

>Wii U game
>tells you that you'll never make it, ever make it, never ever make it

NEVER EVER

I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER

>want to do shirtless playthrough
>create a character's nipples look like milk duds

>boss fight
>completely kick his ass
>cutscene
>"heh, im bleeding, making me the victor"

>game has two options
>you were supposed to go with option A

>user reviews don't align with critics

>"hmm". Should have bought the guide with option A

I remember being excited to see this in theatres as a kid and when I checked RT it had 0%. I still went to see it

It really is shit though.
It just has the memes.
It is otherwise a terrible terrible movie.
>Also...
Still no fucking stream? I've been waiting since this was posted.

kek

rotten tomatoes is run by jews

>game has rival character
>he's been purposely trained wrong, as a joke

>Make rival bleed
>He wins
WOOOOW

>enemy is great

>guy pretending to be the chosen one asks you to beat him up
>you acctdentely kill him
>no one in the party tells mom

>Main villain has a girl's name

>still no stream
wtf op i have blue balls now

stream that film, if you're so great

Neither of you know what "idiom" means. I think you both mean "dialect."

>villain thinks Trouble isn't a family game

Will there ever be a sequel? I honestly don't know if it was a joke or not, I'm still waiting

>makes a post with that
>doesn't follow the rules

Is asking for the stream a meme? Because it's been posted but you fucks keep asking

stream here
original.livestream.com/solitary_snake

>check to see if dog party member is okay
>it's not

>It was faking it
>So was your mentor
>And love interest
>Go see if rival character was also faking death
>Its corpse is already rotting

WE ARE IN BOYS

Doesn't even look possible.

If you think about it.

thanks doc

>tfw you realize this movie is over 15 years old

>enemy points gun at you
>cocking sound

>Party member goes that way
>You go home

is that Dana Carvey

bump

>shitposters on Sup Forums are younger than kung pow

>play fighting game
>I hit my opponent
>he starts bleeding
>he wins the match

why

>, again

>Become injured during battle
>Use a neo-sporin to heal up

>Not killing him dead with a rock...or something

You were trained wrong, as a joke.

kek

>don't like someone very much
>want to kill him
>EAAUGHH