>enemy has iron claws
>it hurts like crap
Enemy has iron claws
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Stream when?
I'm in.
Name ten million games that does this.
>it's 4 o'clock
>time for the enemys nap
Stream where?
I'm there
>enemy has iron claws
>licks the blood off the blades to heal himself
RIP STREAMCOUNTRY
>have to succeed a spontaneous dodge QTE or you take the claw to the face, roll on the ground, and die
I'm starting to think I need a folder specifically for Kung Pow
>enemy swings a chain
>no more streams, ever
THIS IS CNN
C
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>Mushufasa knew CNN was fake news before anyone
>game purposely trains you wrong
>as a joke
>enemy is a great magician
>my clothes are now red
>Game has two bosses
>They're both ventriloquists
>game lets you be a man and go pee-pee standing up
>fighting boss
>have 2 options
>A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick
>B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die
>mfw I picked B
>fight boss
>face to foot style actually works
>tfw no little tiny horny honey ling gf
>The enemy overlords turn out to be aliens
wow, someone actually saved my shit
obligatory
>decide to buy a pound of nuts for a quest
>vendor questions the size of my purchase
I am nice person
>theyre french
An entire thread dedicated to no stream?
The fuck is this
>set up character for sequel
>sequel is never made
>when a party member doesn't like your shoes and threatens to shove them up your ass
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY!
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?
>one of your party members is wearing a pushup bra that's lacey and cute
>never find out who
>Mercy uses rez
>Enemy Genji equips gopher-chucks
>you're bleeding
>making you the victor
>equip directional mic
>chosen one's inside the wall
>ask if party member is gay
>he says his sexual preferences are his own business
>genji punches enemy
>punches stomach plug out of enemy
>you're like "crap man, look at that"
>yfw you're no doctor but its doesnt seem possible if you think about it with body organs and cartilage and bones and that was one clean chunk
>boss level is two enemies at the same time
>they're both ventriloquists
>driving to mission destination
>passenger turns to you and tells you to let him know if you see a radioshack
>capture enemy in a trap
>enemy reverses the capture method
>want to replay game
>remember THAT part
These guys in dark souls 2 can wreck your shit if you're not paying attention.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM!
YOU KNOW THE RULES!
>pause
>on "trained him wrong as a joke"
also this movie is much better dubbed in my idiom, kinda neat
>spend hours/days in training mode trying to perfect the combo that pulls small metal triangles out of evil betty mains
>but the ends are small and pointy, so like, you prick your fingers trying to pull them
>give up knowing you'll never defeat them, ever
>tell gf not to look at you
>unequip character's shirt
>nipples look like milk duds
>just defeated double ventriloquist boss
>Think I'm done with the tutorial and begin the main storyline
>Talk to first NPC on the road
>She turns out to initiate another tutorial
>Enemies regain health
>Equip gopher-chucks
Jade Empire
>wild critter helps you in battle
>final boss fight
>boss theme music starts playing
>mfw I changed the music files to Black Betty
>Questgiver should give the signal when to stop attacking
>Never gives the signal
>enemies in barracks
>product placement
...
Is your idiom Quebec French by any chance?
>Wii U game
>tells you that you'll never make it, ever make it, never ever make it
NEVER EVER
I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER
>want to do shirtless playthrough
>create a character's nipples look like milk duds
>boss fight
>completely kick his ass
>cutscene
>"heh, im bleeding, making me the victor"
>game has two options
>you were supposed to go with option A
>user reviews don't align with critics
>"hmm". Should have bought the guide with option A
I remember being excited to see this in theatres as a kid and when I checked RT it had 0%. I still went to see it
It really is shit though.
It just has the memes.
It is otherwise a terrible terrible movie.
>Also...
Still no fucking stream? I've been waiting since this was posted.
kek
rotten tomatoes is run by jews
>game has rival character
>he's been purposely trained wrong, as a joke
>Make rival bleed
>He wins
WOOOOW
>enemy is great
>guy pretending to be the chosen one asks you to beat him up
>you acctdentely kill him
>no one in the party tells mom
>Main villain has a girl's name
>still no stream
wtf op i have blue balls now
stream that film, if you're so great
Neither of you know what "idiom" means. I think you both mean "dialect."
>villain thinks Trouble isn't a family game
Will there ever be a sequel? I honestly don't know if it was a joke or not, I'm still waiting
>makes a post with that
>doesn't follow the rules
Is asking for the stream a meme? Because it's been posted but you fucks keep asking
stream here
original.livestream.com
>check to see if dog party member is okay
>it's not
>It was faking it
>So was your mentor
>And love interest
>Go see if rival character was also faking death
>Its corpse is already rotting
WE ARE IN BOYS
Doesn't even look possible.
If you think about it.
thanks doc
>tfw you realize this movie is over 15 years old
>enemy points gun at you
>cocking sound
>Party member goes that way
>You go home
is that Dana Carvey
bump
>shitposters on Sup Forums are younger than kung pow
>play fighting game
>I hit my opponent
>he starts bleeding
>he wins the match
why
>, again
>Become injured during battle
>Use a neo-sporin to heal up
>Not killing him dead with a rock...or something
You were trained wrong, as a joke.
kek
>don't like someone very much
>want to kill him
>EAAUGHH